I Discovered America
Graham Parker Lyrics


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There was smoke up to my eyeballs
Poison burned my throat
But i said i'd keep on going
When everyone said don't
With my bony-chested t-shirt
Some stolen guitar licks
Navigating by dead reckoning
In 1976
And when the mighty chains of darkness
Had me on the ropes
Everyone said quit now
That's when i found hope

So please don't tell columbus
Don't tell his queen for sure
That i had the accurate compass
And i discovered America

Well the guy in the five and dime store
Said it ain't anywhere around here
Take your business elsewhere
Along with your mad idea
So i looked inside your closet
And your broken tv set
You said that you were born here
But you hadn't found it yet

So please don't tell columbus
Don't tell his queen for sure
That i had the accurate compass
And i discovered America

Well i knew one day she'd let me in
I knew i'd get the girl
And live in a town called veteran
Pork capitol of the world

So please don't tell columbus
Don't tell his queen for sure
That i had the accurate compass
And i discovered America

Well they've dammed the yangtse river damn it
There'll be hell to pay
But i guess that's what you do
When the yangtse river gets in your way
But i had that positive feeling
I knew i was on the right track
When a flat earth society member
Told me i must turn back
He said i'd reach the abyss
And keep on going down
So i gave him my last pencil
And i flattened him to the ground
Then an army of christian soldiers
Broke through the ranks and charged
With their ice cream vendor buddies
And their milquetoast rearguard
They had wheelbarrows full of elastic
And paper mache hearts
And things i did not recognize
Impaled upon their darts
And when the mighty chains of darkness
Had me on the ropes
Everyone said quit now
That's when i found hope
Yeah that's when i found hope

So please don't tell columbus
Don't tell his queen for sure




That i had the accurate compass
And i discovered America

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Graham Parker's song 'I Discovered America' tell the story of a person's journey to find their place in the world while dealing with various obstacles along the way. The lyrics are filled with metaphors that paint a vivid picture of the character's journey. The pervasive theme of the song is one of defiance, of pushing forward against odds that try to keep the singer down.


Starting with a description of a smoky atmosphere that engulfs the character, the lyrics suggest that they were against all odds, determined to make their way through life. Even when people around them told them to give up, they kept going, with little more than their bony-chested t-shirt and some stolen guitar licks to keep them going. As the song goes on, the character continues to face obstacles, such as someone telling them to "take their business elsewhere," alluding to the rejection that an artist can face in pursuit of their craft. Yet, despite all these difficulties, the character finds hope: "That's when I found hope," the character sings, noting that when they were on the ropes is when they fought back the hardest.


The song's title is an ironic twist and refers to the character's journey in the context of the broader idea of the discovery of America. It is a powerful commentary on the importance of persistence and doing what is necessary to get ahead in the world.


Line by Line Meaning

There was smoke up to my eyeballs
The environment was polluted and hostile


Poison burned my throat
The situation was difficult and dangerous


But i said i'd keep on going
I was determined to persevere through the obstacles


When everyone said don't
Despite being discouraged by others


With my bony-chested t-shirt
Wearing a meager outfit


Some stolen guitar licks
Playing music that was not originally mine


Navigating by dead reckoning
Moving forward without a clear plan


In 1976
During a specific year


And when the mighty chains of darkness
During a period of despair


Had me on the ropes
When I was close to giving up


Everyone said quit now
Others were urging me to give up


That's when i found hope
But I found a renewed sense of determination


So please don't tell columbus
Asking not to be compared to Columbus


Don't tell his queen for sure
And not to share my discovery with the authorities


That i had the accurate compass
That I had the knowledge and skills to explore the unknown


And i discovered America
And that I made a significant discovery


Well the guy in the five and dime store
Encountering disapproval from locals


Said it ain't anywhere around here
Being told that what I was searching for didn't exist


Take your business elsewhere
Being rejected by a local merchant


Along with your mad idea
And being ridiculed for my unconventional views


So i looked inside your closet
Searching for clues in my environment


And your broken tv set
Finding only useless items


You said that you were born here
Being told that I was a stranger in a familiar place


But you hadn't found it yet
But I had already found something valuable


Well i knew one day she'd let me in
Believing in future success


I knew i'd get the girl
Being confident in my romantic pursuits


And live in a town called veteran
Having a specific goal in mind


Pork capitol of the world
A place known for a specific product or industry


Well they've dammed the yangtse river damn it
Noticing environmental destruction in a distant land


There'll be hell to pay
Consequences for irresponsible actions


But i guess that's what you do
A cynical observation about human behavior


When the yangtse river gets in your way
When faced with a natural obstacle


But i had that positive feeling
But I remained optimistic


I knew i was on the right track
Feeling confident about my journey


When a flat earth society member
Encountering another unconventional thinker


Told me i must turn back
Who cautioned me about continuing forward


He said i'd reach the abyss
Who predicted my failure


And keep on going down
And a very bad outcome


So i gave him my last pencil
Reacting with sarcasm and defiance


And i flattened him to the ground
Physically overpowering my opponent


Then an army of christian soldiers
Encountering more opponents


Broke through the ranks and charged
Being violently attacked


With their ice cream vendor buddies
Even the most innocent people can become involved in conflicts


And their milquetoast rearguard
Encountering weak opposition


They had wheelbarrows full of elastic
And strange weapons that were difficult to understand


And paper mache hearts
Including objects that were sentimental or symbolic


And things i did not recognize
And things that were completely unfamiliar


Impaled upon their darts
And that could cause great harm or injury


And when the mighty chains of darkness
During times of hardship and distress


Had me on the ropes
When I was vulnerable and struggling


Everyone said quit now
Others were urging me to give up


That's when i found hope
But I found a renewed sense of determination


Yeah that's when i found hope
Emphasizing the importance of hope in difficult times


So please don't tell columbus
Asking not to be compared to Columbus


Don't tell his queen for sure
And not to share my discovery with the authorities


That i had the accurate compass
That I had the knowledge and skills to explore the unknown


And i discovered America
And that I made a significant discovery




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