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Hale And Pace Lyrics

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Out of your head Guess I’ve had enough to drink, The room’s spinning ‘round. …
Untitled I do not understand anything that's in my vision Comprehensi…
Well What if I let the whip go, and we rolled…

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@colpope9361

4y↑41

£2.23 for a pack of 20 and a newspaper?? Those were the days!

@tasosdiaforetico7377

16w↑1

Yes

@julesviolin

9w↑1

Yeah but wages were only 50p/hr😅

@russellford5597

4y↑127

When you think of what we have to settle for in TV comedy these days. Norman and Gareth are criminally underrated in the history of TV comedy. This sketch is a work of genius.

@Funkstar124

4y↑4

Russell Ford Too bloody right. Actually, I can see some material in their clips on Youtube that has been "recycled" by other so called comedians recently. They were brilliant weren't they? Latest thing they did was Benidorm. There is a video of them singing Smoky's "Alice" in the post filming party in Benidorm with the cast and they changed the words to, Chalice? Chalice? Who the f***k is Chalice?" as in Joh Chalice (Boycie) who is was also co-starring. It is on Youtube somewhere too.

@MrJ-ro1yr

4y↑7

@@Funkstar124 gavin and Stacy stole alot from hail and pace sketches, Cordan the fat unfunny prick made his name off stolen content.

@BrianFeral1

4y↑2

Doesn't seem to even be ANY sketch shows at all these days and decent sitcoms are very rare.

@geoffpoole483

4y↑3

Didn't watch much of Hale and Pace when these sketches were first broadcast, but I'm pleasantly surprised to find their sketches have withstood the test of time.

@georgejacob3162

4y↑2

I didn't take much notice of them when I was a kid but stone me they're funny!

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@criticalbill2090

7y↑149

We all know somebody like this...and if you don't, chances are it`s YOU

@deanthomas5977

4y↑4

There's genuinely people like this and they don't even know it

@GoogleGoogle-fd6do

4y↑10

I work in Security, one of my team mates is a fat guy called gary,

exactly the same as this guy, wont shutup for one minute,

talks absoloute shit and bores everyone, we all try to hide when hes in the room

@davemustaki134

4y↑4

When I was growing up people like this got laughed at and they kept quiet now it's normal to act like a wanker

@deanthomas5977

@@davemustaki134 are you saying they suck or no?

@desperatemohammedantheworl5833

4y↑4

I don't. Oh fuck...

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@Shuggy1973

12y↑55

The bit that he spooks the stranger by going woof-woof cracks me up.

@ashleyporter9547

4y↑74

"Oh look. 3 aces. That'll be difficult to beat"

@pumpkinhill4570

3y↑2

He's so sarcastic though I would have thought it just as likely the guy had nothing and he was trying to help him out.

@CraigNiel

28w↑14

There was a contractor used to come into my old works a bit like this guy, always said the same shite jokes! His favourite was if you greeted him with a simple, "Hi, how are you! he'd say, "I'm good thanks, any better and I couldn't stand it"... every single time without fail!

@m.r.3694

4y↑36

I’m sure we all know a person like that..so hilarious and true at the same time

@mkbuddy

5y↑172

That is hilarious I work in retail and really do get customers like that

@gungagalunga9040

4y↑10

He's harmless. We need more characters.

@Madfattdeeb

4y↑6

LOL! I remember having customers like this too.

@Madfattdeeb

4y↑4

@NumptyMagnet That makes two of us.

@laurencetitusoates6328

4y↑4

Well I won't be patronising your establishment again !!!!!

@motleymenace

4y↑3

Those customers always mean well though

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@Madfattdeeb

4y↑12

When I was younger and worked in a market, there really were customers like this. I didn't mind though, they actually made my day better :)

@danmorgan2022

4y↑14

"I really think seeing me sets up old Bob up for the day" 😂😂

@TimZZR2

4y↑38

You get people like that, i was a window cleaner for 15yrs always used to get "you've missed a bit haha" every bloody day, every person who said it thought they were unique. Only if they knew. Idiots! 😂

If you have a window cleaner don't tell them they missed a bit.

@johnsmith-wx5fb

I tell im to piss off

@johnsmith-wx5fb

4y↑1

If i had a window cleaner id tell him to piss off.

@tomservo5007

4y↑1

tim lightbrown, you seemed to have missed a bit in the corner

@vladdracul5072

4y↑3

What's a window and why does it need to be cleaned?

@desperatemohammedantheworl5833

4y↑1

Thanks Tim. Have made mental note to tell the window cleaner he's missed a bit next time he comes round.

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@IsaacWale2004

4y↑6

"Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful"

@granitesevan6243

33w↑1

These guys made Sunday evening before school way less shit back in the day

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑9

"Fair to middlings the way I'm diddling as I always say"

@PhflyDan1

3y↑3

Flanders

@neildempster2827

3y↑6

That cake at the end. 😂

@craigjeffs6733

3y↑9

I’m actually jealous he gets to commute to work every day and pick up a paper and some darts. Things we took for granted.

@brandonp1038

4y↑7

The thing that makes it funnier is the fact he laughs after each sentence.

@xx8ballxx

14y↑8

im a bit of a lad... that bit always gets me lol

@alanaspinall7147

7y↑145

i always felt kind of sorry for him, after all in his own twisted way he's a positive person,yet he gose about it completely the wrong way lol

@oddforestcritter

4y↑9

No, he's just a wanker

@alanaspinall7147

4y↑23

@@oddforestcritter a wanker would imply intent to be an arse, he trying to be nice, he just fucks up on an epic scale

@vladdracul5072

4y↑3

@@alanaspinall7147 Obviously even his mother has given up on him.

@alanaspinall7147

4y↑6

@@vladdracul5072 a mother that gives up is no mother at all, no matter how anoying he is, he's not a bad person, at at lest should account for something

@vladdracul5072

@@alanaspinall7147 I didn't say he's a bad person, he's just thinking everyone else thinks as he does, and his mother, writing wanker on the cake, has given up to teach him otherwise. He's a positive person and that's the problem: being TOO positive makes one invariably lose some or all sense of reality.

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@furtherafield1292

4y↑14

Inspiration for Colin Hunt, Fast Show

@SuckMeDidjeridoo

14w

Morning Tiddly Orning!

@simposayerman

3y↑3

Happy Birthday W**ker 😂😂😂👍🏻epic sketch

@davidoftheglen3447

5y↑41

This is my neighbour , he's so in love with himself he thinks everybody else loves him , but everybody hates the old shithoose !!!

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑5

He probably means well...

@tourzrap

35w

Ney he don’t

@FirebrandVOCALS

4y↑72

The days when comedy was actually funny 😂

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑5

Yeah... and when people didn't call everything racist...

@hermanthetosser4219

2y↑1

@@IsaacWale2004 I hear you're a racist now father, how did ye get inta that sort a ting

@Alkatrask

30w↑1

Back when we could have Saville and Rolf Harris and them on tv.

@SunakStarmerisacunt

19w

@@IsaacWale2004 snowflake. Try not being racist you pube headed seat sniffer. Your comedy is wank.

@SunakStarmerisacunt

19w

there's plenty of good stuff if you look for it. Pleb.

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑5

"Morning Bob me old mucka!"

@GK1976A

20w↑2

There’s at least one of these types where I work.
Strangely though, some people find them amusing.

@johnnyretro1975

24w↑1

i forgot how blooy funny these 2 was lol love them

@IsaacWale2004

2y↑3

"I really think seeing me set ol' Bob up for the day"

@foo4572

4y↑5

Actually as I’m getting older I’m starting to get like this at times and you only just realise when you stop and think 🤔.... 🧐

@CrystalGreymon

3y↑1

Maybe you should just stop?

@barrygibbens1900

4y↑4

Oh look 3 aces that'll be difficult to beat

@leechilds3725

23w↑1

Fantastic 😂😅.

@IsaacWale2004

3y↑2

I love this.

@angelamartin5003

3y↑1

I never forgot this sketch fantastic

@robchissy

9y↑42

2.23 for a pack of smokes, and the paper, i remember i that cheap and even cheaper

@stephendines1936

That would be over a tenner in January 2020.

@stephendines1936

4y↑4

That would be over £11 now in January 2020

@fasthracing

4y↑1

I remember 10 Players No.6 being 14p. I ain't that old either

@OdinzEinherjar

4y↑4

@@fasthracing F off, 10 Regal were 80p when i was 12, im 41, you must be about 60?

@drawincode1800

Wanker section

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@philipharrison73

4y↑1

What a duo the cake classic

@DunnGolfing

4y↑3

Stay alert how did he forget that 😂😂😂😮 brilliant

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑3

"See ya"
"Not if I see you first"

@IsaacWale2004

3y↑2

That sounds like a threat...

@TallSilentGuy

6y↑16

Like an early Colin Hunt prototype.

@johnking-wm1oz

4y↑1

You know him too ha

@HalePaceTV

12y↑12

@aaronstately I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure Little Britain got a few ideas from Hale & Pace too(especially the police line-up sketch)

@rub1tan679

4y↑3

You Forget how funny 😂 these guys are😂😂

@malcolmabram2957

4y↑2

I like him, reminds me of myself. I also put on 'cow-pat' after shave. Great for queues, or crowded shops. Helps getting noticed in pubs too.

@john207100

3y↑2

Great, made me laugh!

@simonbellmusic

4y↑2

£2.23 for 20 JPS and a newspaper. Those were the days.

@aburrows2008

7y↑8

every town has a person like this hahahaha

@stevesalt9005

4y↑9

Hale and Pace the masters of using profanity. Minimal and perfectly executed.

@johnsmith-wx5fb

Fkn great

@derrickdomino8210

5y↑36

"Up at the crack of a sparrows fart eh milky?"
"And if you can't be good be careful"

Gold!
Modern British comedy can't come close to this..

@IsaacWale2004

"Morning Bob me old mucka"
"Fair to middlins the way I'm diddling as I always say"

@drunkenmaster6434

9y↑6

You do get people like that LMAO hilarious

@darryllharden9141

4y↑3

Like that bit where the cake says Happy Birthday Wanker and the audience reactions that roar with laughter.

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑2

The audiences laughs are so funny

@Synbious

11y↑18

I'm a bit of a lad. LMAO

@georgeowain

7y↑8

1:55 that today can land you in a lot of trouble with the law.

@thomasdonau8

4y↑1

'Be good, and if you can't be good be careful'. Catchphrase of a work colleague bore. Hope he reads this and know I'm referring to him.

@etherealdreams7936

4y↑3

And for any newcomers wanting to understand English culture start here and take notes !! :-)

@rachel.mcgowan

4y↑3

Colin Hunt with a side of Only Me. But this was before either.

@charliebrown1751

5y↑1

Brilliant

@aaropajari7058

21w

If you dont know a guy like this YOU are this guy.

@MrGlobbits

4y↑3

£2.23 for 20 JPS and a paper? Farkin' 'ell...papers alone are approaching that much nowadays!

@mikaelabowen5781

4y↑11

Oh gawd, I've had to work with people exactly like him!

@Kelly14UK

03:18

@stevedelahunty3859

4y↑1

That bus.. lol

@scannaunderscore1

I forgot about these guys, subscribed.

@jd5726

4y↑3

I can tell this guy is pretty popular

@vikingfortiesfaeroes

4y↑3

0:18
Clement Freud wasn't taking any chances

@TheSurviver72

Ah, the good ol' days. 😁

@Goproflying

2y↑1

Possibly the inspiration for the Fast Show's Colin Hunt.

@peterdarnell7627

4y↑3

my grand kids would say thats me

@Bart-Did-it

4y↑1

Falling down water

@spectron3

6y↑2

There's people or someone I once knew who was just like him.

@Gary-pe4ce

3y↑1

"Falling down water"

@IsaacWale2004

Yes.

@anyamcclure3207

4y↑2

this reminds me of my old neighbour

@brettwyatt7165

4y↑1

Shweppes n CocaCola never change

@slayerbee6902

35w

I'm bit of a lad I am 🤣

@AnastasiaReabcovschi200397

10y↑5

kissy kissy

@markleaning107

Totally hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@tomosburton1756

9y↑15

Aww that's quite sad lol

@franzherflek4116

20w↑1

It's sad when you think there's actually poor sods out there like that ,we all know one..... Maybe it's me !

@BionicRasta

4y↑7

Thesedays this type of person would be classed as aspergers, being socially awkward, of a nervous unnatural disposition & lacks general awareness of how he relates to others. In classic observational comedy its the local loon that sits next to you on the bus.

@gailal

4y↑2

Bring them back ! Where are they now ?

@Jafmanz

4y↑1

notice the drinks fridge in the shop? thats right metal, glass and cardboard. no plastic bottles. the good old days!

@Jafmanz

4y↑1

@a w Some shops are starting to bring in glass bottle returns. you just drop the glass bottle off at the machine and you get a token for the return value. a step in the right direction.

@andrewdavies1312

4y↑2

We all know someone like that

@IsaacWale2004

I used to be like that...

@jebbadiah

4y↑2

Real life Ned Flanders.

@shadowbanned5164

Love the ending HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANKER roflmao

@alexelsewhere404

4y↑11

Laughing my arse off in 2020 😂😂😂

@ElvarMasson

3y↑1

Aww 😄

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑2

Nowdays a newspaper is more than £2.23...

@thenodfather

4y↑3

Cigarettes AND the paper for £2:23. Wow.

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑1

Back in the 90's

@MrGoneTroppo

4y↑2

Wonder what Hale and Pace have been doing for the last 25 years?

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑2

This only came out 25 years ago...

@MrGoneTroppo

4y↑1

@@IsaacWale2004 Edited!

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑1

@@MrGoneTroppo okay

@IsaacWale2004

4y↑1

They've both appeared on stage shows and in films... that's about it...

@hollygoodson6025

3y↑1

There is always that one service user…..ignorance must be bliss!

@ferolcat2009

5y↑33

£2.23 for twenty cigs and a paper, wow, this is old..

@pauljordan4452

4y↑4

About 1993.

@qwadratix

4y↑1

Last time I bought 20 Embassy would have been about half-a crown a pack. (Haven't smoked for a while)

@stolensilver5811

4y↑1

When I started smoking (stopped Jan 06) in 1999 it was around £3.40 - £3.90 for 20 and about £5.20 - £5.70 in 2006 iirc

@planetrockford

4y↑1

1991 based on the newspaper headlines, first Iraq war kicked off early 1991

@propanbutan4634

4y↑2

Oscar winning performance ... this is acting

@Dannycwhite

7y↑3

I literally worked with someone who is the spitting image of this guy

@KillingSpree193

16w

The Real life Flanders lol.

@johnmackenzie3773

29w

Oh my, when you meet someone like this, don't approach 😂

@SiLatics56

4y↑1

This guy reminds me of Colin Hunt from The Fast Show.

@wildrosesfortheexit

18w

This one’s a gooden 😂

@davegonnaway6007

Nice fella

@rayblack2004

12y↑46

@oddity3927 and a white guy running a newsagents

@freesaxon6835

4y↑2

Yeah amazing, now being squeezed out of every job in the country ....

@BatteryExhausted

4y↑7

Free Saxon THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!! You can go and pick fruit, dummy.

@mr.x9566

4y↑7

@@BatteryExhausted Gave you a thumbs up, hahaha.

There are jobs here (in the U.K) that people wish not to do and some of those same people moan that foreigners/aliens/immigrants are taking 'their' jobs.

Ive never heard anybody who is highly skilled within their field say "they're stealing our jobs".

People don't realise that net migration and immigration generally balances out and has done for however many years.

@freesaxon6835

4y↑3

@@BatteryExhausted that comment fell flat with me

@freesaxon6835

4y↑5

@@mr.x9566 ye gods even the Uber liberal BBC, and Biden have slagged off ' buy in' job immigration, it lowers wages, and robs the country they have left of a work force, as any Romanian farmer

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