Le Majeur Qui Me Démange
Hocus Pocus Lyrics

Docteur,
The singer addresses a doctor.

Ya un truc qui me dérange
The singer has something bothering them.

sur la langue un goût étrange, comme une crampe à la phalange hé!
The singer has a strange taste in their mouth and a cramp in their finger.

le majeur qui me démange
The artist's middle finger is itching.

Des les premiers symptômes j'ai su
The artist realized the issue from the beginning.

qu'elle était le syndrome il fallait qu' sa me tombe dessus
The singer knew what was happening to them and knew it would happen to them.

moi, celui qui ne boit, qui ne frappe pas, ne clache pas, qui ne cache pas, qui ne drague pas!
The singer is usually someone who doesn't drink, fight, make a scene, hide, or flirt.

Qui ne parle pas plus haut que toi
The artist doesn't talk louder than necessary.

à l'école jamais sans lever le doigt
The artist was always obedient in school.

l'humilité et la timidité incarnée
The artist is very humble and shy.

tu n'imagine pas le nombre de mouches épargnées!
The singer is so quiet that even the flies are spared from being disturbed.

mais la j'ai comme une crampe à la phalange hé hé hé
The artist is experiencing an uncomfortable cramp in their finger.

et le majeur qui me démange
The singer's middle finger is still itching.

Didier, Héké et Joe l'à fait et on la tous levé
The singer's friends Didier, Héké, and Joe have done something that the singer also participated in.

et depuis je n'arrive plus du tout à plier
Since participating in that thing with their friends, the singer has been unable to bend their finger.

je rêve de foutre le feu, de crever les yeux, les deux
The artist is having violent thoughts of burning things and gouging out eyes.

d'arracher les feux, j'ai cramé les vieux
The artist has destroyed some old things, perhaps intentionally.

docteur entendez mon SOS
The singer is calling out for the doctor's help.

avant que je m'en prenne à une hôtesse!
The singer is afraid they might hurt someone, specifically a hostess.

Pourtant pas de blèm au niveau de l'index
The artist's index finger is fine.

juste un mauvais réflex à la vue des rolex
The artist has a bad reflex and becomes aggressive when they see expensive watches.

l'envie de péter les dents de viser la tempe
The artist has a strong desire to hurt someone's teeth or aim for their temple.

juste pour passer le temps de casser les gens
The singer wants to hurt people just to pass the time.

d'habitude je tourne de l'œil à la vue du sang
The artist is usually squeamish when they see blood.

mais la comme ET j'ai le doigt incandescent
The singer's finger is burning like ET's finger.

chui plus celui qui aide mamie, qui aime la vie, qui t'aide l'amie, même la nuit
The singer used to be someone who helped their grandmother, loved life, and helped friends even at night.

chui, celui qui abandonne le self-control
The singer has lost control of themselves.

le type à cran qui pète un fusible bien quand on le frôle
The artist is on edge and gets angry easily at the slightest touch.

celui qui joue des poings et que ses potes retiennent
The artist is the kind of person who throws punches and needs to be held back by their friends.

qui insulte la reine comme Johnny ROTEN
The singer insults Queen Elizabeth II like Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols.

le mec rock n'roll la mèche rebelle le kirk COBEN
The singer embraces a rock n' roll attitude with disheveled hair like Kirk Cobain.

ennemi des maîtres d'hôtel
The artist is an enemy of hotel staff, perhaps because they are seen as too subservient.

Docteur soignez cette crampe de doigt
The artist is asking the doctor to treat their finger cramp.

et retrouvez ma langue de bois! ça fait ...
The artist wants to regain their ability to be tactful and avoid saying offensive things.

Ya un truc qui me dérange
The singer still has something bothering them.

sur la langue un goût étrange, comme une crampe à la phalange hé!
The artist still has a strange taste in their mouth and a cramp in their finger.

le majeur qui me démange
The singer's middle finger still itches.

ya un truc qui me dérange
The singer is still bothered by something.

sur la langue un goût étrange, comme une crampe à la phalange hé.hé.hé.
The singer still has a strange taste in their mouth and a cramp in their finger.

le majeur qui me démange
The artist's middle finger is still itching.