Smoke
I'm/out Lyrics

Let me introduce myself, I
I am here to present myself and offer you something valuable

Come to bring you the deal of your life
I have a fantastic offer that will change your life

A game changer, it doesn’t come free cause I
This is a significant opportunity that requires investment from you

Got a big operation to run
I have a large organization to manage

Influential, take a look at my site
I have a lot of influence and people follow me online

So many people follow my style
I have many followers who admire my lifestyle

My friend I tell you, it’s not about greed cause I
I'm not motivated by greed; I genuinely want to help you improve your life

Wanna help you inspire your life
I want to inspire and motivate you to live a better life

And I'll set you free...
I will help you break free from your current limitations

Smoke seller, join my retreat
I am a seller of spiritual experiences and invite you to my retreat

Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
I offer a kind option that does not harm animals in my cuisine

‘Cause I’m a smoke seller, I’ll cure your disease
I claim to have the power to heal your ailment through spiritual means

Give me all your money and I’ll make you be ok
I will take your money, and in return, you will feel better

Take a look at my repertoire
Here is my impressive collection of experiences I offer

A catalog of places in paradise
I have a list of locations where you can find peace and happiness

All deserving for a spirit like you
These experiences are perfect for someone with your kind spirit

So pure of heart, so cool and true
You are genuine and authentic, and I recognize and value that

I sell you lifestyle, a fantasy
I am selling you an image of life you desire, but it may not be thoroughly realistic

The type you dream of every night in your sleep
I am offering you something you've always dreamed of or wished for

A bit of crystal, a bit of this oil
I include mystical and spiritual items in my experiences

A bit of magic wrapped up as decoy
My spiritual experiences may appear magical, but they are likely not what they seem

And I'll set you free…
Through my experiences, I offer a path to freedom and liberation

Let me take you for a bit of a ride (Woohoo)
I urge you to let me take you on a spiritual journey

Fancy travel on a third-world land (Woohoo)
I offer fanciful trips to distant and exotic locations

Baggy pants, where your chakras align
I suggest you wear comfortable, free-flowing clothing for the best spiritual outcomes

(Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller)
Chanting to reinforce the idea of me as a smoke seller

Let me tell you, if you wanna be free (Woohoo)
I will explain what it takes to achieve the freedom you seek

You gotta listen, listen to me (Woohoo)
You must heed my advice and follow my guidance to achieve success

Oratory, the key to my lie
My persuasive skill is the key to convincing you to buy into a lie

Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater
An old saying used to denote dishonesty

Liar liar, pants on fire
Another saying that implies dishonesty

I’ve heard it all but there’s no-one else
I have heard many accusations but still believe in myself

Who can and will set you free
Despite what others may say, I believe that I can and will help you achieve freedom

Smoker seller, join my retreat
Repeating the idea that I offer a place of escape from the world's troubles

Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
A reminder of the diet I offer at my retreat

‘Cause I’m a smoke seller, I’ll cure your disease
Reminding you that my spiritual experience can cure illnesses

Give me all your money and I’ll make you be, oh...
I'm asking for your money in return for spirituality

Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller
Reinforcing myself as a smoke seller