Scientists
Jeremy Messersmith Lyrics


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You shoulda made me a drunkard
Shoulda made me a liar
Made me a preacher
With a head full of fire

You coulda made me a gambler
Coulda made me a thief
Made me a salesman
Pockets full of receipts

But I chose water over wine
Jars of formaldehyde
Think of all the things I missed
Why'd you make me a scientist

Is this the best you've got
I'm not impressed
Anything you can do
I'll equate and project

I chose water over wine
Jars of formaldehyde




Think of everything I missed
Why'd you make me a scientist

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Scientists, by Jeremy Messersmith, are a reflection on the choices the singer made in his life. The song begins with a series of regrets, reflecting on the different paths his life could have taken. Jeremy wonders why he wasn't made a drunkard, a liar, a preacher, or a gambler, instead. The singer seems to believe that these paths would have led to more excitement and adventure, which he feels he missed out on.


However, the singer then reveals that he chose a different path altogether – that of a scientist. In the second verse, he expresses frustration at the limitations of science, saying that he's not impressed with what it has to offer. The singer has become disillusioned with his profession, and questions whether it was the right choice for him.


The chorus sees the singer returning to his regretful tone, regretting that he chose science over other options. He laments all the things he's missed out on, and asks the question that the title of the song answers: why did you make me a scientist?


Overall, the song seems to be a reflection on the path not taken, and the ways in which life might have turned out differently. The singer regrets his choices and feels disillusioned with his profession. However, the song also suggests that there's still a chance for change; the singer's frustration may be the first step toward a new direction in life.


Line by Line Meaning

You shoulda made me a drunkard
You could have made me someone who drinks excessively


Shoulda made me a liar
You could have made me someone who tells lies


Made me a preacher
You could have made me a religious leader


With a head full of fire
With a lot of passion and enthusiasm


You coulda made me a gambler
You could have made me someone who takes risks in games of chance


Coulda made me a thief
You could have made me someone who steals from others


Made me a salesman
You could have made me someone who sells goods or services


Pockets full of receipts
With evidence of numerous transactions proving financial success


But I chose water over wine
I chose something pure over something often associated with indulgence


Jars of formaldehyde
Chemical preservatives used to prevent decay of biological specimens


Think of all the things I missed
Regretting that my choice made me miss out on other experiences


Why'd you make me a scientist
Questioning why I was given a more analytical and less adventurous path


Is this the best you've got
Asking if this is all that the world has to offer


I'm not impressed
Feeling unimpressed with what the world has to offer


Anything you can do
Any accomplishment that others have achieved


I'll equate and project
I will understand and replicate their achievement through scientific analysis and innovation




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