01 Illegal Smile
John Prine Lyrics


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When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down, and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
I was havin' no fun

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone




No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

Overall Meaning

The song "Illegal Smile" is a classic John Prine song that embodies the idea of escaping reality through various vices. The song starts out describing a morning where nothing seems to be going right for the singer. He's all alone and with nothing to do, he describes how even his oatmeal is mocking him. The chorus brings in the idea that the singer has a way to escape: an illegal smile. This smile seems to be the singer's way of escaping the mundane and lackluster reality around him. The singer goes on to explain that he doesn't have much money, and being poor is a common theme in Prine's songs. He sings about chasing rainbows and dead-end streets, where the only other people he encounters are insurance salesmen. The second chorus brings back the idea of the illegal smile as the singer is hiding from everyone else by sitting in his closet and dreaming about the police hearing his thoughts. The last line of the song is a bit of a non-sequitur, but it could be interpreted as a way of saying "anything goes" or "whatever happens, happens."


Line by Line Meaning

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
I started the day in a bad mood


Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
I felt alone and isolated


Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
Even breakfast wasn't enjoyable


And it was twelve o'clock before I realized That I was havin' no fun
After several hours, I realized the day was not enjoyable


But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
I have a way to escape my problems


And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
I might appear happy but my happiness is not genuine


It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
My escape is cheap but effective


Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
I need to keep my escape a secret and avoid getting in trouble


No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
I'm simply seeking enjoyment in my life


Last time I checked my bankroll, It was gettin' thin
I'm running out of money


Sometimes it seems like the bottom Is the only place I've been
I feel like I've hit rock bottom


I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end
My attempts to find happiness are often futile


And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
People who I thought were friends only wanted to sell me insurance


Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls Tryin' to get away From all the ears inside my walls
I feel paranoid and seek solace in isolation


I dreamed the police heard Everything I thought... what then? Well I went to court And the judge's name was Hoffman
I fear getting caught for seeking my escape and worry about the consequences


Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
Despite my fear, I still have my escape


And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
I may still appear happy and content despite my fears


It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
My cheap escape is still effective in keeping me happy


Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
I need to keep my escape a secret to avoid getting in trouble


No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
I'm simply seeking enjoyment in my life


Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
A nonsensical ending, perhaps meant to convey that life is full of strange things




Lyrics Ā© Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: John Prine

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DixonXIII

John Prine was an underrated genius. Such a classic song. Like an intro theme to a show that never existed.

Thuddreau

John was a teacher of life RIP You will be remembered and loved

MobileIsland496

True

sassypenguinrecords

I think the show Maniac on netflix uses it as an outro on one or two occasions, pretty fitting subject matter too.

Min2073

I lost my dad in 2014 and when I listen to this song I can still picture him sitting at the table singing along. This song will always be on my play list
Miss my daddy ā¤ļø

RainbowEgg Layers

Same! Lost my dad in 2014 also. He loved to play John Prines music when I was a kid, now I come here to remember those days and itā€™s comforting.

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jon allen

John Prine's unwavering authenticity.. should be a lesson to us all.

Stl Jimi

In Johns honor I will put on a illegal smile the rest of the day. ā˜®ļø RIP John.

Patch Davis

That's what I did for my Honey last year. On what would have been our 50th, I wore his MUV hat got good and stoned before my usual beach walk. Just trying to have me some fun.

David Klein

Ditto that brother!!

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