FOOLISH QUESTIONS
Johnny Cash Lyrics


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Now you've all heard foolish questions and no doubt you've wondered why
Some person will ask a foolish question and expect a sensible reply
Like when you take your girl some candy, say maybe just after tea
You notice how she'll grab it and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish Questions! You can answer when you can
"No I bought this candy for your Ma or Pa, or for John the hired hand
"I just thought you'd like to see it. Now I'm gonna take it away"
Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day

And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place
Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face
And as you give the razor a preliminary wave
This fool will walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I hope
"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I just like the taste of soap!
I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way"
Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now then there's this fella who meets you on your way
And asks you why your all dressed up and listens while you say
That you just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned
As soon as you have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"

Foolish questions! You might as well reply
"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then later on he'd die
You know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that way"
Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door
And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors
And when you reach the bottom and you're lying there inert
Some fool will stick his head down the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"

Foolish Questions! Your dying words are
"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's just too slow
Usually saves a lot of time, you know, comin' down this way"
Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!





That was a Foolish Question! You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Overall Meaning

In Johnny Cash's song "Foolish Questions," he takes aim at the nonsensical and often frustrating questions people ask on a regular basis. Cash describes scenarios where someone will ask a question that seems obvious or pointless, expecting an answer that's equally absurd. For example, when you offer your girlfriend some candy, she might grab it and ask if it's for her. Cash suggests responding by saying you bought it for someone else, or that you'll take it away if she doesn't appreciate it. Similarly, when you're shaving in the morning and someone asks if you're going to take a shave, Cash recommends responding with a witty comment about liking the taste of soap.


Cash goes on to describe other scenarios where people ask pointless questions, such as a man asking why you're dressed up after returning from a funeral, or someone asking if you're hurt after falling down an elevator shaft. The tone of Cash's song is humorous, but there's also a sense of exasperation and annoyance at the constant barrage of foolish questions.


Overall, "Foolish Questions" is a lighthearted but relatable commentary on the ways in which people can be maddeningly illogical and thoughtless in their interactions with others.


Line by Line Meaning

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no doubt you've wondered why
You must have listened to people asking ridiculous questions and wondered why they do that


Some person will ask a foolish question and expect a sensible reply
Someone might ask a foolish question and expect a reasonable answer


Like when you take your girl some candy, say maybe just after tea You notice how she'll grab it and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"
For example, when you give candy to your girlfriend, maybe after drinking tea, she'll take it and ask, "Is this just for me?"


Foolish Questions! You can answer when you can "No I bought this candy for your Ma or Pa, or for John the hired hand "I just thought you'd like to see it. Now I'm gonna take it away" Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day
You might choose to respond to these inquiries when they arise with an answer like, "No, I bought this candy for your parents, or for John the worker. Just wanted you to look at it. Now I'm going to take it away." And then you'll realize that these foolish questions are just part of everyday life.


And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face And as you give the razor a preliminary wave This fool will walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"
In the morning, someone always seems to be around when you're putting shaving cream on your face, and they'll ask, "Are you going to shave?", as you make your first razor stroke.


Foolish questions! Your answer is, I hope "No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I just like the taste of soap! I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way" Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!
Maybe you can respond with something like, "No, I haven't really planned on shaving today. I just like the taste of soap! I like putting shaving cream on my face, though." And what do you know, these foolish questions come up all the time.


Now then there's this fella who meets you on your way And asks you why your all dressed up and listens while you say That you just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned As soon as you have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"
Imagine someone stops you on the street and asks why you're dressed up. You tell them you're just coming back from Uncle Ned's funeral. And what do they ask? "Is Ned dead?"


Foolish questions! You might as well reply "No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then later on he'd die You know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that way" Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!
You might feel inclined to respond with something like, "No, he wanted to have the funeral now, and die later. You know how unique Ned was - he wanted it done that way." And, of course, you'll hear these foolish questions all the time.


Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors And when you reach the bottom and you're lying there inert Some fool will stick his head down the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"
Here's a hypothetical scenario: Let's say the elevator guy forgets to close the door, and you fall 47 floors down. As you lay there motionless on the ground, some idiot sticks his head in the elevator shaft and asks, "Did that hurt?"


Foolish Questions! Your dying words are "No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's just too slow Usually saves a lot of time, you know, comin' down this way" Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!
You might even respond to this head-scratching question with something like, "No, I was just in a hurry, and that elevator takes too long. Usually, it's a quicker way down, you know." And, yes, these foolish questions seem to pop up all the time.


That was a Foolish Question! You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!
In summary, these foolish questions are asked day in and day out.




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