The Big House
Josh Groban Lyrics


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Nadya: Hit it boys
This is Russia's premier state funded hotel
We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
Excellence in service since 1932
Don't believe what you read in the online reviews

It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You'll never get away
It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riot
So please enjoy your stay

Here's the dining room the menu is minimal
What the cook does to the food is criminal
Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool
May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No froggy, no
Check out after ten
Or eleven years
Make yourself at home

Accommodation here is far superior
Than anything else you will find in Siberia
Let me know if there's anything you need
Everything's free, money back guaranteed

Josh Groban: In the Big House you will not survive
When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
Nadya: It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You'll never get away
For your security




I'll keep the only key
Now please enjoy your stay

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Josh Groban's song "The Big House" are a satirical commentary on the luxuriousness of Russian hotels, specifically state-funded hotels, and juxtapose the supposed quality of the hotel with the grim reality experienced by those who are jailed in Siberia's penal system.


Nadya, the Russian-speaking woman who introduces the song, claims that the hotel is a state-funded hotel and that the hotel has an eclectic clientele. She claims that the hotel has been offering excellence in service since 1932 despite what online reviews may say. Following this statement, the chorus kicks in with "It's the Big House, the perfect getaway, welcome into the Big House, you'll never get away," followed by a reference to how this place is no Hilton or Hyatt, but it's still a wild time.


The chorus contrasts the sentiment of the introduction by sugary-coating the dangers that come with being incarcerated in a Russian penitentiary. Meanwhile, Nadya leads the listener through a tour of the "hotel's" dining room, where the menu is minimal and the cook's process is criminal. The satire continues through the lyrics as she invites the listener to sit down, pull up a seat, and order gruel, the dish often given to inmates in Siberia. Following this, the chorus repeats once more, emphasizing that life is just as exciting as an inmate in the Big House.


Line by Line Meaning

Nadya: Hit it boys
Nadya is asking the band to start playing


This is Russia's premier state funded hotel
The hotel is owned by the state and is considered to be the best in Russia


We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
The hotel is proud to have a varied and diverse group of guests


Excellence in service since 1932
The hotel prides itself on providing excellent service for almost a century


Don't believe what you read in the online reviews
The hotel does not want guests to trust the negative reviews they may find online


It's the Big House
The hotel is commonly referred to as the Big House


The perfect getaway
The hotel is marketed as an ideal place to escape from the world


Welcome into the Big House
Guests are greeted and welcomed to the Big House hotel


You'll never get away
Once you check in to the Big House, you cannot leave


It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
The Big House is not as luxurious as other well-known hotels


But you will have a riot
Despite not being the most luxurious, guests will have a great time at the Big House


So please enjoy your stay
The hotel hopes guests will have a pleasant stay


Here's the dining room the menu is minimal
The hotel's restaurant offers few food options on the menu


What the cook does to the food is criminal
The food prepared by the chef is terrible


Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool
Guests are encouraged to sit down and enjoy their meal


May I recommend you try our famous gruel
Guests are encouraged to try the hotel's infamous and unappetizing gruel


In the Big House
The hotel is referred to once again as the Big House


You'll never be alone
Guests will always be surrounded by other people while staying at the Big House


Life ain't bad in the Big House
Despite being unable to leave, guests can still have a good time


No froggy, no
This is a rejection to a request, possibly to leave the hotel


Check out after ten
Guests will not be allowed to leave the hotel for at least ten years


Or eleven years
Guests may have to stay at the hotel for up to eleven years


Make yourself at home
Guests are encouraged to make themselves comfortable despite being trapped at the hotel


Accommodation here is far superior
The hotel's accommodations are much better than any others in Siberia


Than anything else you will find in Siberia
No other accommodations in Siberia will compare to what the Big House offers


Let me know if there's anything you need
Guests are encouraged to ask for anything they may need


Everything's free, money back guaranteed
All amenities are included in the price of the stay and guests can get their money back if they are not satisfied


In the Big House you will not survive
Josh Groban warns listeners that they will not survive at the Big House


When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
Josh Groban advises people to run for their safety if they find themselves at the hotel


For your security
The hotel claims to prioritize guests' safety


I'll keep the only key
The hotel staff will hold on to the only key to the hotel to prevent anyone from leaving without permission


Now please enjoy your stay
Despite everything, the hotel still hopes guests will enjoy their stay




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: BRET MCKENZIE

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