ABC's And 123's
KJ-52 Lyrics

Hello, children, I am your teacher Mr. KJ52.
Introducing himself as Mr. KJ52, addressing children as their teacher.

Hi, Mr. 52.
Students greeting their teacher, Mr. KJ52.

Today we are going to be working on your ABC's.
Announcing that the class is going to learn or revise their ABC's

Noooo!
One of the students expressing his disapproval towards the lesson.

Can you say A?
Asking the students to recite the letter 'A'.

Nine.
One of the students giving a wrong answer or intentionally replying with a random number instead of the letter 'A'.

Can you say be?
Asking the students to recite the letter 'B'.

Twenty-seven.
One of the students giving a wrong answer or intentionally replying with a random number instead of the letter 'B'.

Just listen
Encouraging the students to listen to the rest of the lesson.

From the A to the be to the be to the Z.
Starting from the letter 'A', going through the alphabet until reaching 'Z'.

Now we gonna break it down to you alphabetically.
Explaining that the following lyrics will break down the alphabet in alphabetical order.

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee.
Bringing back the essence of how to emcee or rap.

Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically.
Reiterating the fact that the following lyrics will break down the alphabet in alphabetical order.

(A) Alphabetically attack with actual actions
Starting off the alphabetical breakdown, attacking with actual actions.

(B) Bumping bass while I'm busting breaking backs blasting
Moving on to the letter 'B', while bumping bass and busting breaking backs with loud music.

(C) Catching cats crashing, creating creations and clashing
Moving on to the letter 'C', catching cats crashing and creating things that clash.

(D) Doing a double dose of damage and dashing
Moving on to the letter 'D', causing double damage and then quickly dashing away.

(E) Everlastingly encouraging everyone just to endure
Moving on to the letter 'E', encouraging everyone to endure and persevere.

(F) Facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth
Moving on to the letter 'F', facing foolish people while faithfully flowing forth.

(G) God's good and God's great, God's grace I gratefully got
Moving on to the letter 'G', acknowledging God's goodness, greatness, and the grace received.

(H) Hope in Him has helped heal this hurting heart
Moving on to the letter 'H', stating that hope in God has helped heal a hurting heart.

(I) Idiots institute irreverent type insolence
Moving on to the letter 'I', denoting the existence of an institution of idiots who practice irreverent and insolent behavior.

(J) Joyful jammin' junk jacking up this Jesus journalist
Moving on to the letter 'J', enjoying life, jamming to music, and being a Jesus journalist or someone who spreads the message of Jesus.

(K) Killing just to keep the King's kids kicking
Moving on to the letter 'K', willing to kill to keep the King's kids, followers of Jesus, alive and strong.

(L) Learning life's lessons and just laughing loving and living it
Moving on to the letter 'L', learning life's lessons and enjoying life by laughing, loving, and living it.

(M) Make the most of moments most men mentally miss
Moving on to the letter 'M', making the most out of moments most people miss or overlook.

(N) Navigate nine new nouns, nearly no one notices
Moving on to the letter 'N', navigating through nine new nouns that no one usually notices.

(O) Officially overturn obstacles that often operate to
Moving on to the letter 'O', officially overturning obstacles that typically work against us.

(P) Put people in poor position in their proper place
Moving on to the letter 'P', putting people in their proper place, even if it's a poor position.

(Q) Quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits
Moving on to the letter 'Q', noting how the quotient, a result of a mathematical division, quickly disappears or becomes insignificant.

(R) Reprimanding real rappers who in reality they really rip
Moving on to the letter 'R', reprimanding real rappers who are actually ripping off other people's work.

(S) Sorry saps sell ya sorry sylables and selling silly suckers
Moving on to the letter 'S', criticizing sorry rappers who sell their bad lyrics and tricks to foolish people.

(T) Tell your tall tales trying to touch us
Moving on to the letter 'T', telling tall tales or lies in an attempt to impress others.

(U) Understand underestimating the underground
Moving on to the letter 'U', acknowledging the tendency to underestimate the underground, unknown or lesser-known artists.

(V) Voting to verily vindicate this viscous type of vows
Moving on to the letter 'V', strongly supporting and voting for the idea that viscous, harsh vows or promises need to be justified.

(W) Well-wishing and wondering will we waste these wanted weapons
Moving on to the letter 'W', wishing people well and pondering if we'll waste valuable weapons or gifts.

(X) Xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men
Moving on to the letter 'X', expressing disdain for copying, particularly x-rated or harmful things, and labeling them as x-cons or outcasts, like the comic book characters X-Men.

(Y) Yearning and yelling at you yes-men for years while
Moving on to the letter 'Y', acknowledging the years spent yearning and shouting at yes-men or people who always agree without question.

(Z) Zig-zagging and zapping and zoom zealously for zeal
Moving on to the final letter 'Z', zig-zagging, zapping, and zooming around with zeal or energy.

We have a substitute teacher today, students. Say hello to Mr. Billy Puddles.
Announcing a substitute teacher for the day and introducing him as Mr. Billy Puddles.

Billy Puddles, Who's Billy Puddles?
One of the students asking who Billy Puddles is.

(Billy Puddles)
Starting off the lyrics from Billy Puddles.

(1) One of these boys running one of these own things
Starting with the number '1', declaring that one of the boys is in charge of his own things or actions.

(2) Today you better stop rubbing those tutus like totsies
Moving on to the number '2', advising someone to stop rubbing their tutus like a child rubs their toes.

(3) Three days from now we gonna break out on a three way
Moving on to the number '3', announcing the plan to break out or do something big together in three days.

(4) Fortune to fork it over like an intrepid on a freeway
Moving on to the number '4', being lucky to come across something valuable or fortune and giving it up like a daring person on a freeway.

(5) Why you five-o trying to beat me like a price on e-Bay
Moving on to the number '5', questioning why the police or authorities are trying to beat or catch someone like a price on the online auction site, eBay.

(6) Had a six shooter to my six pack
Moving on to the number '6', having a six shooter, a type of gun, pointed at someone's six pack, their abdominal muscles.

(7) Seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back
Moving on to the number '7', referring to the idea that cats have nine lives, softly hinting that seven of them just took a step back, indicating either an injury or a scare.

(8) Like that young kid who ate all those eight balls
Moving on to the number '8', referencing a kid who ate all eight of his pool balls, hinting towards the idea of addiction or indulgence.

(9) Only got nine innings in this crazy game of baseball
Moving on to the final number '9', referencing the nine innings in a game of baseball and the idea that there's only so much time or chances in life.

(10) Ten out of twenty y'all, is going AWOL
Finishing off the alphabetical breakdown with the number '10', stating that half of the group or team is going awol or missing from a task or duty.