Starbucks Takes All My Money
KJ-52 Lyrics

Starbucks takes all my money
I spend so much money on Starbucks coffee

Redbull takes all my money
I spend so much money on Redbull energy drinks

Caffeine takes all my money
I spend all my money on coffee and energy drinks because I need caffeine

That junk ain't funny
My addiction to caffeine and spending money on it isn't a joke

Ooh wee my head is hurting
I have a headache because I need caffeine

So early my eyes is burning
I am tired because I didn't sleep well, and I need caffeine to stay awake

One thing I need that's working
I need caffeine to function properly

Caffeine I need for certain
I desperately need caffeine

Coffee purchase
I am buying a coffee

Will I shake like I'm getting nervous
I might start shaking from caffeine withdrawal if I don't get my fix soon

Grande that would be so perfect
I want to order a large (grande) coffee because I need more caffeine

Latte that's right you heard me
I want a latte, and I am confident in my choice

What you doing man hurry
I am impatient and want my coffee quickly

Stop talking you too wordy
I want the server to stop talking and just serve me my coffee

Now give me that junk then serve me
I am referring to coffee as 'junk' because I am addicted to it and can't stop consuming it

Fill it up with the stuff that I'm yearning
I want my coffee cup to be filled with the coffee that I crave so much

Now put it up in a cup then squirt it
I want my coffee to be made quickly and efficiently

With a pump of vanilla then serve it
I want the server to add vanilla syrup to my coffee before serving it to me

What makes you the judge and jury
I don't appreciate it when people judge me for my caffeine addiction

It's the 4th cup you think I'm worried
I am not worried about drinking too much coffee because I am addicted to it

They say that I'm a fiend yo
People say that I am addicted to caffeine

I drink 13 cappucino's
I drink a lot of cappuccinos because I need the caffeine

Handfuls of coffee beans so
I eat coffee beans to get more caffeine

Gonna pop em' with a frappucino
I plan on ordering a frappuccino and eating coffee beans to ensure I get enough caffeine

I don't know but it's time for the reload
I am not sure how many cups of coffee I have had, but I need more

So I head down to the street to the next road
I am going to the next coffee shop to get more caffeine

Till I see that logo let's roll
I am looking for the Starbucks logo and am eager to get my coffee fix

Drink coffee till my head gone explode
I will keep drinking coffee until I can't handle any more caffeine

Pull up like real slow
I am approaching the coffee shop slowly and deliberately

While I'm shaking and feeling a mess bro
I am feeling the effects of caffeine withdrawal and need my coffee ASAP

Cause ya see I ain't like the rest folks
I am different from other people because I am addicted to caffeine

Kind of nuts without my espresso
I can't function properly without my caffeine fix

My hearts pounding deep in the chest woah
My heart is racing, which is a side effect of consuming too much caffeine

They ground up the beans the best so
I believe that the coffee shop prepares their coffee beans better than other shops

10 cups that means one thing though
I have had a lot of coffee today and am still not satisfied

I ain't gonna sleep let's roll!
I am going to keep drinking coffee even though it will prevent me from sleeping

They say that I should chill
People tell me to calm down and stop consuming so much caffeine

Right now well man I just feel
I am in the moment and don't feel like I should calm down

Heart running like I'm on a treadmill
My heart is still racing from all the caffeine I have consumed

All of sudden I don't want stand still
I am restless and have trouble standing still because of the caffeine

Why's it strange
People find my addiction to caffeine and behavior strange

Why's everyone kind of amazed
People are amazed by my behavior and addiction to caffeine

Haven't tried to sleep for 3 days
I haven't slept in three days because I have been consuming so much caffeine

They think that my minds in a daze
People think that I am delirious because of my lack of sleep and high caffeine consumption

Walk in and they kind of just gaze
When I walk into a coffee shop, people stare at me because of my behavior and addiction to caffeine

They like KJ you okay?
People are worried about my well-being because of my behavior and addiction to caffeine

Saw me rolling down the highway
I was driving erratically because of my high caffeine consumption

Screaming out ok out of the way
I was yelling at people to get out of my way because I was in a hurry to get caffeine

Don't know man what I'm gone say
I don't know how to explain my addiction to caffeine or justify my behavior

Don't worry man I think I'm ok
I believe that my addiction to caffeine is under control

Starting now well I think I'm gone change
I am open to the idea of changing my behavior and reducing my caffeine consumption

Who ordered Starbucks hey!
I am excited to get my Starbucks coffee and continue my cycle of caffeine addiction