Welcome to Five Two's
KJ-52 Lyrics

Hello, welcome to kj five twos records, can I take your order?
Opening line of the song, welcoming the listener to KJ-52's record label, comparing it to a restaurant and asking if the listener would like to make a request.

Yea, I'd like to get a triple double,double triple,
The listener's request for a music order, made in the style of fast food menu items.

Uh, s'causee me sir,
The record label employee is interrupting the listener's request.

With triple side-a-fries, hold the pickles,
Continuation of the listener's fast food-style order of music.

Uh, sir we don't offer...
The employee halts the listener's request and explains that the record label only offers music, not food.

No onion,
The listener is still making an imaginary fast food order but the employee has already explained that they only sell music.

Sir,
The record label employee is respectfully addressing the listener.

And a milkshake on the superzize,
The listener continues ordering imaginary food items, ignoring the employee's earlier explanation that the company only sells music.

Sir your not listening me sir,
The record label employee is frustrated that the listener is not paying attention when they explained that they don't sell food.

Sir,
The employee is addressing the listener again.

And make sure you make that double triple,
The listener continues with their imaginary audio order, ignoring the employee's explanation about the nature of the company.

Sir, this is a cd, this is an album,
The record label employee explains that they don't sell fast food but instead sell music in the form of CDs or albums.

We offer music, this is not a food place,
Continuation of the explanation that the company sells music, not food.

So I can't get a triple double,double?
The listener is still hoping to order imaginary fast food despite the employee's repeated explanations.

No sir, so you can get 74 minutes of funky, funky music if you like,
The employee again explains they only sell music, offering the listener 74 minutes of funky tunes as an alternative to fast food.

Well can I get a back in date?
The listener makes another music request instead of food, showing that they understand the company's nature as a record label.

Yes sir we do have that,
The employee confirms that the company has the requested album in stock.

Maybe dear slim pt.2?
Another request for a music album.

Yes sir, we do have that. Would you like a supersize?
The employee confirms they have the requested album and tries to inject humor into the situation by offering a 'supersize', even though it's not really applicable in the music industry.

How about a rock on?
The listener continues to make music requests, showing they now understand the company's products.

Actually, we are all out,
The record label confirms that they don't have the requested album in stock.

Your out of them?
The listener is disappointed that the requested album is not in stock.

No were all out of them right now,
The record label employee confirms that the album is not in stock at present time.

Well can I get a intro then?
The listener requests a song intro instead of a whole album.

Well here you sir, Ha, Ha, ha.
The employee provides a humorous response to the listener's request for a song intro.

That's right, I'm back.
KJ-52 is announcing his return in a boastful manner.

Three records, what cha gonna do now?
KJ-52 is further asserting his success and challenging his competitors with the release of three records.

Years later ands its still, J-J-J Jesus.
Even after several years, KJ-52 is staying true to his Christian message by spreading the word of Jesus in his music.

It hasn't changed. Still every day, still just, J-J-J jesus.
KJ-52 is emphasizing that his message and focus on Jesus is still the same despite the years.

That's right, Its kj-52. Its pronounced Five Two!
KJ-52 is confirming his name, and also the proper pronunciation of it.

And its still just, J-J-J Jesus.
KJ-52 reiterates the primary focus of his music, which is Jesus.

Nothin else, J-J-J uh J-J uh Jesus.
Re-emphasis on the fact that the primary subject of his music is Jesus, with nothing else coming before him.

Uh.
An interjection that is unclear in its meaning or purpose.

And I don't care what you say its still just,
KJ-52 is emphasizing that despite any naysayers, his music and message is still focused on Jesus.

J-J-J Jesus,
Reiteration of the primary subject of KJ-52's music.

Don't cha ever forget that.
KJ-52 is reminding his listeners to never forget the subject of his music, which is to spread the message of Jesus.

Uh J-J-J uh J-j uh Jesus!
Final reiteration of the wisdom and importance of spreading the message of Jesus in his music.