== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
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The Pubic Hair Song
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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What makes people 'round the world sound the way they do?
Their accents are all so different, though the language is the same,
So out of curiosity I thought I'd ask some of me mates.
I started with me mate the wog his name is Mario,
He said, "I don't really understand but I give 'er a go."
"Eh... I got this pubic hair, she stuck on my top lip,
And no matter how I move me mouth, I canna moova him.
But still that fuckin' pubic hair she stuck on my top lipa."
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair,
"That tiny, smelly, little, stinkin' fishy pubic hair".
Now Bluey Mill, he's a mate of mine and he's knocked around a bit,
From shearin' sheds and drillin' rigs to sewers shovelin' shit.
He's been there seen it and done it all, and sometimes he's done it twice,
And if any bloke would know it's him so I'll ask Bluey for advice.
It was one night 'round the barby, when we'd knocked back one or two,
I said, "Blue old son how come you sound the way you do?"
"Well... I've got this fuckin' pubic hair, stuck right up me nose,
And I snort and sniff and go like this, but the bastard never goes.
So if ya recon I sound different, that's the reason I suppose,
This piddly fuckin' pubic hair stuck right up me nose."
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair,
"Like an unwelcome and unwanted orphan fanny pubic hair."
I could see a pattern formin' after Mario and Blue,
And I was startin' ta twig a bit why we sound the way we do.
And I was sittin' thinkin' drinkin' when me old mate Jock walked in,
And I thought now he's got a real strong accent so perhaps I should ask him.
It'll probably cost me a couple of beers 'cause he won't in his kick,
And I bought a beer and I asked him, I tell ya I'm fuckin' glad I did.
"Arglglgl... got this wee little pubic hair, stuck there on me roof,
nee matter how I roll my tongue, I can not pry it loose.
So that's the reason laddy, that I talk the way I do,
Sure would you with a pubic hair, stuck there on your roof."
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair,
"Than a wee, stringy, straight like, curly pubic hair."
Well the pattern it was there all right, but I wasn't quite convinced,
'Cause they're all Europeans I thought well what about the chinks.
'Cause they've got a funny way of talkin' and I'm pretty sure you'll agree,
That they don't even look like us let alone sound like you or me.
So I went out for a Chinesse meal 'cause I really like their chow,
And I asked the waiter and I tell ya what I'm fuckin' convinced now.
"Hock, hark... hive got this little pubic hair, stuck in back of froat,
Hold tongue down and breath like this, but fucking thing won't go.
That why oriental generaltamen, always say Harsow,
Fucking little pubic hair stuck in back of froat."
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair,
"An hard to move and hard to swallow, little pubic hair."
"That's right Jimmy, thats right."
"Har thankyou, Harso."
"I wonder if Billy Connolly has this problem?"
The Pubic Hair Song by Kevin Bloody Wilson is a comical and irreverent take on dialect and language. In the song, the singer ponders why people from different parts of the world speak with different accents, despite speaking the same language. To get to the bottom of this, he asks his friends from different backgrounds how they got their unique accents.
Mario, who is of Italian descent, explains that he has a pubic hair stuck to his top lip, which causes him to speak differently. Bluey Mill, a friend who has worked in different areas, agrees, saying that he has a pubic hair stuck in his nose, causing him to have a nasal accent. Jock, who has a Scottish accent, also has a pubic hair stuck to the roof of his mouth, which leads to his distinct way of speaking.
The song achieves its comedic effect with the use of vulgar language and crass humor, as well as the absurdity of the explanations. The lyrics suggest that the way people speak is based on some arbitrary and humorous physical characteristic, rather than any actual linguistic or cultural background.
Line by Line Meaning
You know, I've often wondered, and I s'pose you would of too, What makes people 'round the world sound the way they do?
The singer wonders what causes people to have different accents even if language is common.
Their accents are all so different, though the language is the same, So out of curiosity I thought I'd ask some of me mates.
People speaking the same language may have different accents. The singer asks his friends about it.
Eh... I got this pubic hair, she stuck on my top lip, And no matter how I move me mouth, I canna moova him.
Mario says that he has a pubic hair stuck on his top lip and it doesn't move with his mouth movements.
It was one night 'round the barby, when we'd knocked back one or two, I said, "Blue old son how come you sound the way you do?"
The artist asks Bluey Mill about his accent while having a drink with him.
Well... I've got this fuckin' pubic hair, stuck right up me nose, And I snort and sniff and go like this, but the bastard never goes.
Bluey Mill says that he has a pubic hair stuck up his nose and no matter how hard he blows his nose, it never comes out.
I could see a pattern formin' after Mario and Blue, And I was startin' ta twig a bit why we sound the way we do.
The singer is able to see a pattern in his friends' stories and starts to understand why people have different accents.
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair, Like an unwelcome and unwanted orphan fanny pubic hair.
Having an unwanted pubic hair is unpleasant and nothing can be as bad.
"Arglglgl... got this wee little pubic hair, stuck there on me roof, nee matter how I roll my tongue, I can not pry it loose.
Jock says that he has a small pubic hair stuck on the roof of his mouth, which he cannot remove by rolling his tongue.
It'll probably cost me a couple of beers 'cause he won't in his kick, And I bought a beer and I asked him, I tell ya I'm fuckin' glad I did.
The artist thinks that he will have to pay for the beer to convince Jock to speak. But he is glad that he asked him anyway.
So that's the reason laddy, that I talk the way I do, Sure would you with a pubic hair, stuck there on your roof.
Jock says that his accent is because of the pubic hair stuck in his mouth, which makes it difficult for him to speak.
"Hock, hark... hive got this little pubic hair, stuck in back of froat, Hold tongue down and breath like this, but fucking thing won't go.
The Chinese waiter says that he has a pubic hair stuck in the back of his throat, which doesn't come out no matter how hard he tries.
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to despair, An hard to move and hard to swallow, little pubic hair.
Having a pubic hair stuck in the throat is extremely uncomfortable and hard to swallow. Nothing can be as bad.
"That's right Jimmy, thats right." "Har thankyou, Harso." "I wonder if Billy Connolly has this problem?"
The waiter repeats the singer's words, says thank you, and questions if Billy Connolly has the same problem.
Contributed by Alexandra R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?