Kevin Bloody Wilson
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney… Read Full Bio ↴Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''It’s no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
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Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
A Tool That'll Fix It It's just a little biddy tool I've had since I…
Absolute Cunt of a Day I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could…
Ailments of the Eighties It's ailment of the eighties sorta high tech sexual rabies, …
Amazing Grass Ooooh 'Twas just a seed A tiny seed That my mate gave to…
Bali Belly Song Ten days in Bali, got four days to go Ten days…
Big Fat Bum He was a weedy little bastard goin' bald and really…
Born Again Piss Tank I'd pay a visit almost every day to our little…
Can't Say Cunt in Canada You can′t say cunt in Canada Saying cunt's not very nice…
Country Bumpkin He walked into the bar and parked his lanky frame…
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F I′m the sorta' bloke that would like to think that…
Darlin' I'm So Horny The kids are at yer mother's place, The house is finally…
Dick On Her Mind Enjoy Your Life Mở cửa ra cho ánh nắng ngập tràn Mồi…
Dicktaphone Kevin Bloody Wilson Miscellaneous Dick'taphone HELLO OPER…
Dilligaf I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that…
Dingle Berries Driving into town Fucking truck broke down Two day walk in b…
Do Ya Fuck on First Dates? Kev′s Courting Song. Blown to much of me time Buyin' Dinner …
Do Ya Fuck on First Dates? (Kev's Courtin' Song) Blown to much of me time Buyin' Dinner and Wine And me…
Do You Fuck On First Dates Blown too much of me time Buying dinner and wine And me…
Don't Touch Your Sister Son gotta talk to you Sit yourself down Your daddy's got som…
Double Decker Dog Mum, there's a dog outside, what I'd like you to…
Fair & Just You see it on the telly, all the shows about…
Festival of Farts Kevin Bloody Wilson Miscellaneous The Festival of Farts I co…
Festival of Life Ah, the Festival of Life is 'in' to save my…
Fuck Ya Guts Out I assumed he was talking to his missus When I heard…
Grandad's Finger Gotta get ready in me brand new clobber that somebody…
Grandad's Got a Bone The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor he'd…
He Only Comes Once a Year He only comes once a year Might as well be down…
Hey GMH A little while back i got to thinkin don't use…
Hey Santa Claus quite often i get to thinkin how as kids we…
Ho Ho Fucking Ho Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work…
I Gave Up Wanking I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that I…
I Gave Up Wanking (Karaoke Kev Version) I gave up wankin this mornin I never thought that I…
It Was Over I remember back on our very first date In the back…
It Was Over (Kev's Lament) Verse 1 I remember back on our very first date In the…
Kev's Courtin' Song Verse 1 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and…
Kev's Courting Song Kevin Bloody Wilson Miscellaneous Kev's Courtin' Song Verse …
Kev's Wedding Waltz The bride and the groom, had entered the room, And hand…
Kristmas Without Snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas…
Livin' Next Door To Alan They came down from Meekatharra In a burned-out blue FJ That…
Living Next Door to Alan They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue…
Manuel the Bandito Chorus You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito I know…
Me Beer's Cut Off Now listen, you can′t throw me out, I'm gonna turn around, I…
Mean Lean Lovin' Machine I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty…
Mick the Master Farter verse 1 I first met him in the classroom back in 1963 we…
Missing You No need to tell me I can tell it's all over I…
More Tea Vicar Well welcome vicar we'd heard they'd sent a new bloke…
My Grandfather's Cock My gradfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dicky And it hardly…
New Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwr…
Nigel que haria yo si tu boca hoy? tu me dejas fuera…
Nigel and Wilma Nigel and Wilma were sweethearts, From the outback crackatin…
Nigel Fuckin' Legend Nigel... Fuckin' legend Me and Nig been mates all our lives …
Old Home Videos Tonight, I'm sittin' watchin', old home videos, Wonderin' w…
Ollie And Olga Kevin Bloody Wilson Miscellaneous Ollie and Olga While hi…
Out of Bounds Cazza′s Big Gut Was Outta Bounds He is perfectly round Outta…
Pussy Tricks I'm sittin' backstage, shittin' meself, at the Jerry Springe…
Roo Dog Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed Ugliest dog I've seen …
Santa's Fuckin' Roadies Santa was in trouble ′Cause his reindeer were on strike And …
She a Good'n He was big for his age, from way outback Strong as…
She's a Good'n He was big for his age from way outback, Strong as…
She's the Sorta Sheila Verse 1: A Well there aint many sheilas where I come from E…
She's The Sorta Sheila - Live In The Outback Well there aint many sheilas where I come from But shes…
she`s a good`n He was big for his age from way outback, Strong as…
Stack the Fridge Verse 1 There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invite…
Sunday Morning Well I woke up feelin' rat shit, with no way…
Supa Mega Fuggly Mega Fuglys sheilas you know that if they didn't have a fann…
Take It Like A Man She said thank you For the brand new super duper d***o Super…
Tattoo of Santa He was a rebel, and an outlaw, and an outcast but…
Tears and Snot Tears and snot, and lots and lots Of soggy soggy tissues,…
That Fucking Cat's Back I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night I got…
That's What He Really Said I've come to the conclusion, 'cause I get around a…
The Apprentice Gotta getta job get a real good job gotta get…
The Browneye Medley (Boomerang a chucka chucka Boomerang a chucka chucka Boomera…
The Builder Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' reall…
The Cougar Song How lucky can a young bloke get? At least that's what…
The Great Roberto Robbo was me knock about mate and a funny b*****d…
The House of the Rising Flood this next song i sorta wrote it about uh, about…
The Kid Fist time he ever had shoes on very first day…
The Local Just got in from the local Had to try the local…
The Local - Live In The Outback Just got in from the local Had to try the local…
The Potato Song Back when we was growin' up, we hung round the…
The Pubic Hair Song You know, I've often wondered, and I s'pose you would…
The Sheila Singer We were just a little outback band, playin' pubs for…
What About Poor Old Santa Claus What about poor old Santa Claus? What about poor old Santa…
You Can't Say Cunt in Canada You can't say cunt in Canada Saying cunt's not very nice…
BAZ
on Fair And Just (With Col Elliot)
Not sure about the line Start too much. Pretty sure its supposed to be, The Yanks Starsky and Hutch
G'day from the USA.
on Dicktaphone
I love this song! Another song that interests me is "The Queue To the Cemetery". Are there any lyrics to that song?