The Arrogant Worms Lyrics

A Man Has Needs Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams…
A Night On Dildo Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland An island in the sea I love…
A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo (Spoken) And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, …
All the Lego In Scandinavia Spoken…
Baby Poo I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, I used…
Big Fat Road Manager Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know…
Billy the Theme Park Shark I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the…
Bottle of Booze There are many wonders in the USA The cities and the…
Boy Band Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now. You know something girl? I…
Brian's Balls Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls Br…
Canada When I look around me I can't believe what I see It…
Canadaman Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey…
Canadas Really Big When I look around me I can't believe what I see It…



Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon…
Carfull of Pain I bought me an auto an '81 Ford Escort wagon Now…
Carrot Juice Is Murder Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale.…
Celine Dion I think I got a crush on Celine Dion the way…
Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load…
Christmas Hangover The holidays are over, I gained 20 pounds, The cats choking …
Christmas in Ignace It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it t…
Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas …
Christmas Sucks One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave…
Christmas Turkey Blues Hey kid, why the long face Is it cause Santa Claus…
Christmastime It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy…
Dad Threw Up on Christmas Day Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving…
Dangerous Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you…
Dog Named Bob I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny…
Don't Go Into Politics George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dea…
Drink With Me Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink…
Dumb Guys I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool…
Ezra Eats I have a little baby boy and Ezra is his…
Forgive Us We're Canadian (talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a r…
Fuzzy Dice I came to town in the heat A lonely man with…
Gaelic Song Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the cel…
Go to Sleep Little Leech As a small baby Each time I cried My mother came…
Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer…
Great to be a Nerd It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be…
Guns Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they…
Happy Birthday Song Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic…
Having Fun Is Bad For You I used to go to all the parties And make love…
Head in the Freezer When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside…
Heimlich Maneuver I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver…
Hernia Belt One day I sang an aria that caused a hernia…
History Is Made by Stupid People Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica Col…
Horizon From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY! Comes this sor…
Hot Dog Song Everybody loves hot dogs Even pasty Hippies 'Casue its h…
I Am Cow I am Cow Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as…
I Am Not American I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is…
I am Quebecois I am Cow Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as…
I Like Toast Spoken Introduction…
I Pulled My Groin I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walki…
I Ran Away I remember back when I was still in school These bullies…
I Want To Look Like Arnold I spend my days waiting TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're…
I.B.S. Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, Provokabl…
Idiot Road All towns have a place Where decent drivers are not…
Jesus If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet…
Jesus Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet…
Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet…
Johnny Cam Home Headless Johnny was a tall man, but his memory was short. He'd…
Kill the Dog Next Door I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then…
Killer Robots From Venus About six months ago some one came by with a…
Last Saskatchewan Pirate Well I used to be a farmer, and I made…
Let There Be Guns One, two, three, four... Wouldn't it be great if everybody …
Let's Go Bowling Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head…
Life on the Road The life of the artist may seem like fun to…
Little Cuban Friend I traveled south for a holiday Drak some wine and…
Log In To You You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You …
Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts I met you in biology in high school You told me…
Losing Hair Under God Oh Lord above Say it's His only son To spread the word…
Malcolm Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom Heather solv…
Me Like Hockey Me work Hard five days a week, sweeping garbage from the…
Meaningful Love Song i had a love that was so bright. I used to…
Mime Abduction I woke up this morning, I fell out of bed…
Mounted Animal Nature Trail On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail You'll be sure to see All…
Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her…
My Voice Is Changing Last night when I went to bed With tangled hair upon…
New Car Smell Our love is like a new car smell Sooner or later…
No Sale / No Store This week! This week only! No money down! No payments…
Oh God I'm Santa Claus! Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that…
Particle Board Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I…
Pirates of the North Saskatchewan Well I used to be a farmer, and I made…
Pressure Washer I'm a real guy I like real guy things Like…
Proud to Be a Banker Arrogant Worms Proud to be a Banker Proud to be a banker! I…
Proud to be Canadian Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA. Our Maritimes are…
Really Scary It's the most frightening thing in the world It's the…
Rippy The Gator Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down…
Rocks & Trees My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast…
Sam the Guy From 'Quincy' Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy…
Santa Oh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's…
Santa Got Arrested There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in you…
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass oooooohhhhh santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's…
Scary Ned Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned Scariest guy…
Security Guard he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure that chicks…
Sex Drugs & RRSPs As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n'…
Shipwreck Balladeer I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy an…
Song Inside My Head There's a tune inside my head that makes me wish…
Sponges Can't think of anything to sing about, not much out there…
Stalker Girl When I joined a band I thought my life was…
Steel Drivin Man There once was a time when the country was wild, A…
Teenage Angst Teenagers sure look sad today Like, whatever, ramdom is all…
The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range surveying the land Thinking of the…
The Ballad of Edna and Ida Edna and Ida are living in a home both in…
The Canadian Crisis Song Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car I…
The Christmas Song The table's set and The turkey's out Christmas is here Let o…
The Coffee Song Young Derrick would love to take my order He works at…
The Credit Song Best things in life are not free But you don't…
The Fishing Song It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a…
The Golf Song Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya Gonna…
The Guy with Computer Know-How When I walk in the room People they do bow For I…
The Happy Happy Birthday Day Song Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic…
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate Well I used to be a farmer, and I made…
The Last Sensitive Cowboy When you hear that i'm a cowboy, and i work…
The Monkey Song If you believe in Darwin's theory I'm not saying you have…
The Mounted Animal NatureTrial On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail You'll be sure to see All…
The Mountie Song When I was a kid I wanted to grow up…
The Prescription Drug Song I woke up the first morning and I felt very…
The Same Christmas Cake Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Fr…
The Scotsman A Scotsman clad in kilts, left the bar one evening…
Things are Looking Bad for Santa When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managin…
Tokyo Love Song i had a love that was so bright. I used to…
Trichinosis Oh my darling I sure loved that meal Though I could…
Trip to Greece There's nothing good on the T.V (On his trip to…
TV Weather Guy My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and…
Twins I don't like you and you don't like me We…
Vance the Vegetarian Zombie Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie The zombie apocal…
Vincent the Christmas Virus This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's m…
We are the Beaver The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is…
We Talk About the Weather Ausverkaufte Tour, aber ich rapp erst seit Corona Ich bin üb…
William Shakespeare's In My Cat I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only p…
Winnebago WINNEBAGO! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It's so great to be out in t…
Wolfe Island Ferry Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's…
Wong's Chinese Buffet I'm feeling hungry, empty tummy, and I want to make…
Worst Seat on the Plane I bought a ticket to Australia for my holiday Figured it'd…