== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
In the 1970s Bryant fronted his own band called 'Bryan Dennis and the Country Club'. He also used the name 'Bryan Dennis' when he hosted a country music show on 6KG in Kalgoorlie from 1973 to 1980, before he was thrown off air for playing the parody song, "I'm Heaving On A Jet Plane".
He moved to Perth and began playing bawdy songs as a hobby, singing at pubs and Australian rules football clubs. In 1984 he put together a cassette of his songs called '[Your Average Australian Yobbo'', which he sold at gigs and by mail order. He managed to sell 22,000 copies of the cassette before it was eventually transferred to LP, where it went on to sell many thousands more.
He is notable as Perth's most famous comedian.
His humor is regarded as political correctness/politically incorrect.
As one of Australia's most successful comedians, he continues to tour and perform an average of 120 concerts world wide each year
2010 will see the release of his 15th album, EXCESS ALL AREAS
With no radio airplay and little television exposure, KEVIN BLOODY WILSON has sold more that 3.5 million albums
Wilson is married, and his wife Betty comes on tour with him
She can normally be seen selling merchandise - and has even appeared on guest vocals in a few of his songs, including "Dick'taphone".
Kevin appeared on the popular television show 'Enough Rope' with Andrew Denton in October 2008, which resulted with the shows highest ratings of the year
"The Genie in the Bottle" is a country song Kevin co-wrote with Adam Harvey that spent more than 6 weeks on the Australian Country Singles chart as well as reaching the number one video spot on the Country Music Television Channel in 2008
== Discography ==
*"Your Average Australian Yobbo" (1984)
*"Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (1985)
*"Born Again Piss Tank" (1987)
*''My Australian Roots'' (1989)
*''The Loveable Larrikin'' (best-of) (1990)
*''The Far-Canal Album'' (best-of) (1990)
*''Let's Call Him ... Kev!'' (1991)
*''The Worst of Kevin Bloody Wilson'' (best-of) (1992)
*''Nashville Trash'' (1993)
*''Let Loose Live in London'' (1993)
*''Backout From the Outback'' (best-of) (1994)
*''Kev's Kristmas'' (1996)
*''Kalgoorlie Love Songs'' (1998)
*''The Second Kummin' of Kev'' (2001)
*''Let Loose Live in the Outback'' (2002)
*''20 Years of Kev'' (best-of) (2004)
*''DILLIGAF'' (2006)
*''Excess All Areas'' (2009)
His songs generally consist of irreverent humour and plenty of swearing with eclectic musical backing.
He has been nominated four times for Best Comedy release for the Australian ARIA Music Awards
*1987 for ''Kev's Back'' (won)
*1992 for ''Let's Call Him Kev''
*1995 for ''Let Loose Live In London''
*2002 for ''The Second Kumin' Of Kev''
Wilson's recordings are mainly sold through his website, and he has licensed them to mail order companies in different countries to provide easier distribution. In 2003 he placed a free mp3 on his website called ''The Shane Warne Song'', a song about the extracurricular exploits of the controversial Australian cricketer.
In 2007, Agence France-Presse note that Wilson's Christmas songs were popular downloads on YouTube.
== Touring ==
He regularly tours, spending about six months each year overseas. His tours include visiting less populous venues such as small towns in New Zealand where he has a large following. The majority of his fans are male and drawn from a wide age range - from 14 to 90. A favourite pastime of his (he almost always meets his fans afterwards) is autographing bare female breasts. When dedicating an autograph, it is not unusual for him to put "To _____, get fucked! Kev!". During several tours, Kevin has been joined by his daughter Jenny Talia.
While visiting Canada on a world tour, Kevin alleges that he was told that due to the high level of taboo surrounding the word, he was not allowed to say "cunt" in Canada. It is unknown whether this was an order or a suggestion. Whatever the case, Kevin made a note of this and walked onto the stage in Toronto and the first song he sang was his now somewhat infamous "You Can't Say Cunt In Canada".
==Website==
Wilson was the first Australian performing artist to have a website which a friend set up for him in 1993, which has since been a major source of album and product sales. He also runs an internet radio station kevfm.com, which was the first 24-hour adult comedy radio station.
== Recording and production studios ==
In 2006, Kev expanded his business interests by purchasing the recording and production studios that he recorded his first 2 albums at some 20 years earlier. PARAMOUNT MEDIA is a state of the art studio in Wanneroo in Western Australia that diversifies Wilson's media empire to create documentaries and pilots for TV shows.
==List of some better-known songs==
* Absolute Cunt of a Day
* Amazing Grass
* Bali Belly Song
* Big Fat Bum
* Breathe Through Me Ears
* Charlie The Doey Cunt
* Chucka Browneye
* D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
* Dick'taphone
* Dolly Parton's Tits
* Don't Touch Your Sister
* Double Decker Dog
* Festival Of Farts
* Fuck Ya Guts Out
* Grandad's Got A Bone
* Heaving on a Jet Plane
* Hey G.M.H.
* Hey Santa Claus
* Ho Ho Fucking Ho
* (The Ode To) Huey & Billy
* I Gave Up Wanking
* It Was Over (aka Kev's Lament)
* Kev's Courting Song (aka Do Ya Fuck On First Dates?)
* Living Next Door To Alan
* Manuel The Bandito
* Mick The Master Farter
* My Dick's On The Dole
* My Grandfather's Cock
* Nigel Krap
* Ollie & Olga
* Pussy Tricks
* Rootin' In The Back Of The Ute
* Santa Was Stoned
* Says A Me Steve
* See Me When I'm Pissed
* She's The Sorta Sheila
* Stack The Fridge
* Super Mega Fugly
* That Damn Anal Fiend
* That Fuckin' Cat's Back
* That's What He Really Said
* The Aprentice
* The Builder
* The Featherbrain Championship
* The Festival Of Life
* The Great Roberto
* The Kid (He Swears A Bit)
* The Last Lager Waltz
* The Local
* The Perfect Ten
* The Potato Song
* The Pubic Hair Song
* They Beat Me
* You Can't Say Cunt In Canada
== Daughter ==
Jenny Talia has followed in her father's footsteps singing similarly bawdy songs, some of them being reworded Kev songs, but done from a female perspective.
www.jennytalia.com www.myspace.com/jennytaliafromaustralia
==Further reading==
* Britton, David (1985) ''Perth comic warned on language''. The West Australian, November 1, 1985, p.14.
* Nicholson, Brendan (1986) ''Itβs no joke for Kevin''. Daily News, January 4, 1986, p.4.
* Cornish, Patrick (1996) ''The Kalgoorlie kid comes home''. West Australian, October 12, 1996, p. 4,(West Magazine).
* [[Chris Thomas (author)|Chris Thomas]](1996) ''Kevin's bloody well back home''. Sunday Times, October 13, 1996, (Rock On).
* (1997) ''Wilson curse threat case''. The West Australian, February 20, 1997, p.40.
* Jansen, Ara (2004) ''Kevin Bloody Wilson Esquire'' West Australian, April 10, 2004, p. 10-13, (West Magazine).
http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
Living Next Door to Alan
Kevin Bloody Wilson Lyrics
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that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade
right next door to bondy's
when the smoke had cleared a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the goverment its a sacred site, they're fucking easy!'
good day mr allan bond how u going bloke, hey im your brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i think im goona like it here, living next door to Allan.
24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a dead roo on the roofrack and a boot load full of grog and im flash as michael jackson now im living next door to Allan.
The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the on sitting out the front wont even fucking start, we'll call that bloke again from the government he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at this eh'
Good day mr Allan Bond how you going mate? you got a real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that my one's faster than yours mr bond cus mines a red one.
24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front seat, with the wireless turned full on, listening to slim dustin now im living next door to Allan.
So bondy called ben lexon and said ' i want another yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already got, that'll fuck em'
So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out done and got the HMAS Melbourne on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, they just said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.
Good day mr Allan bond how you going mate, you got a real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im gonna put him in the river next door to Allan's
15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch some fish, swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to Allan.
So bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from the premier to the queen, and the laylan brothers.
So his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'
I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbos
He jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got fucking coons live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Allan.
Now we goto to get used to not living next door to Allan
The song "Living Next Door to Alan" by Kevin Bloody Wilson is a humorous take on the story of a man who moves in next door to wealthy Australian businessman and former Bond Corporation chairman, Alan Bond. The lyrics describe how the singer and his family move into the house next door to Bond, and soon become caught up in the lavish excesses of the multi-millionaire's lifestyle.
The song starts with a reference to Bond's burnt out blue FJ, a popular Australian car at the time, which had broken down outside the singer's house. As the story unfolds, more and more people, including 24 kids, nine adults, and 15 dogs, join in the fun, with Bond throwing wild parties and the singer and his family seemingly enjoying every moment of it.
However, as the song progresses, it becomes clear that the singer has some misgivings about his new neighbor, particularly his attitude towards Aboriginal Australians. In the final verse, the singer reveals that Bond is leaving and he is glad to see him go, as he won't have to "get used to living next door to abos" anymore.
Overall, the lyrics are a witty commentary on the excesses of the wealthy and their impact on those around them. The singer's initial excitement at living next door to Bond is gradually tempered by his growing awareness of the distance between their lifestyles, and the final twist in the tale highlights the ugly underbelly of Bond's personality.
Line by Line Meaning
They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj that farted and just shit itself in jutland parade right next door to bondy's
The neighbors arrived in a rundown car that broke down and made a mess in front of Bond's house.
when the smoke had cleared a voice said 'ah this place look alright, well tell the goverment its a sacred site, they're fucking easy!'
After the neighbors' car trouble was resolved, one of them joked about the area being a great place to live and how easy it would be to obtain government funding for it.
good day mr allan bond how u going bloke, hey im your brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i think im goona like it here, living next door to Allan.
The neighbors greeted Bond and noted their excitement about living next door to him.
24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a dead roo on the roofrack and a boot load full of grog and im flash as michael jackson now im living next door to Allan.
The neighbors arrived with many kids, adults, and dogs, as well as a dead kangaroo, lots of alcohol, and a flashy attitude.
The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the on sitting out the front wont even fucking start, we'll call that bloke again from the government he's alrght hey.
The neighbors decided to get a new car to replace their broken-down one and planned to use the government grants to do so.
so they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at this eh'
The neighbors successfully got a new Mercedes Benz from the government and proudly showed it off to each other.
Good day mr Allan Bond how you going mate? you got a real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that my one's faster than yours mr bond cus mines a red one.
One of the neighbors teased Bond about their new flashy car and claimed that their own red car was faster.
24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front seat, with the wireless turned full on, listening to slim dustin now im living next door to Allan.
The neighbors crammed themselves and their animals into one car and listened to music, enjoying their new life next to Bond.
So bondy called ben lexon and said ' i want another yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already got, that'll fuck em'
Bond decided to buy a bigger and faster yacht to one-up his neighbors.
So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out done and got the HMAS Melbourne on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, they just said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.
The neighbors got a loan from the government to buy a large boat, which they used for fishing.
Good day mr Allan bond how you going mate, you got a real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im gonna put him in the river next door to Alan's
One of the neighbors teased Bond about their new flashy boat and planned to put their own boat in the river next to his.
15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch some fish, swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to Allan.
The neighbors enjoyed a day on their boat with many children and animals, fishing and swimming in the river next to Bond's house.
So bondy threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from the premier to the queen, and the laylan brothers.
Bond threw an epic party, inviting many famous guests and neighbors.
So his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'
The neighbors also threw a party with a barbecue on their lawn, inviting their relatives from Meekafella to come join them and contribute to the festivities.
I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbos
One of the neighbors speculated about why Bond was leaving, suggesting that he couldn't handle living next to Aboriginal people (referred to as 'abbos').
He jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got fucking coons live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Allan.
The same neighbor expressed relief that they wouldn't have to live next to African Americans (referred to as 'coons') and would have to adjust to not living next to Bond (who was white).
Now we goto to get used to not living next door to Allan
The neighbors reflect on their time living next to Bond and prepare to move on.
Contributed by Isabella J. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@leemclaren7620
I'm aboriginal and I have always thought this is hilarious. And guess what....so does quite a large percentage of aboriginals. Also what doesn't get mentioned often is his love for a aboriginals and the indigenous culture, his work and contributions towards their community and also how well respected he is from them.
He takes the piss, tongue in cheek and very light hearted.
I'm willing to wager that most who are offended are Millennials who arent aboriginal but offended on their behalf...
And further to my rant, it's more a dig at upper classes and their snobbery towards those they look down upon.
@SalisburyKarateClub
So true, so many people get offended by comedy, when the sole purpose is to make you laugh. I love dark humour.
@cutupaquarterjugofwater4708
Respect bro, onya
@deanwilson1974
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@zoeparasiliti4382
I'm a white girl but this sounds similar to my childhood ππ
@gloryglory5688
Youβre a lying cvnt basically
@thebipolarbear2639
I'm an aboriginal myself, and I love this shit!!!
@michaelmorthel7480
Hey yo! Howβs it going? Everything okay out there?
@bruceparr1678
Me too. I reckon Kev's a bit abo too.
@charlaville7658
Me too LOL