a) The Burglars Holler b) Gums and Plums Ivor, Ivor, Ivor, Ivor Ivor, sing you bugger, sing Oh my na…
Ah Woke Up Dis Moanin Parts 1 Ladies and Gentlemen... Terrific Teddy sings the blues... Te…
All I Want for Christmas The reason I'm not athletic Isn't just my muscles or feet Or…
All Of These Things Are Soul My sister is called Mabel She washes once a year She wears…
Alpha Pets Jingle Alpha Pets is a pet shop With so many things to…
Are "Mice" Electric Hello children, how do you do? I've brought some friends to…
Bonkola "Ladies and gentlemen... thank you... We proudly present, li…
Bra Size 45 Bra Size Forty Five Bra Size Forty Five Well I went out…
Bras on 45 Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-fi…
Bras On 45 (Medley) Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-fiv…
Cats on the Rooftops Cats on the rooftops Cats on the tiles Cats with syphilis Ca…
Chantilly Lace Hello baby... eerm yes, this is Ivor Biggun speaking Ooh, yo…
Christmas Makes Me Spew It's a fookin' rotten job to be a Santa, In a…

Cucumber Number Now come on my children and gather around I'll sing about…
Cue For A Song "What do you find in men's trousers and on billiard…
Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge The naughty bits of pretty girls Have tufty corners kinks an…
Down By the Riverside I had a large explosive shit Down by the riverside It spread…
Girls Come And Get Me Well I woke up this morning found some sick on…
Give Us A Wank For Christmas I dreamed my snowman came to life and walking in…
Graffiti Night Fever Ho ho, you can't catch me Writing on the whitewash in…
Great grandad John "Daddy - who's that funny man over there With all those…
Gums And Plums Well my name is Ivor Biggun And they say I've never…
Halfway Up Virginia Now I'm just an old hillbilly boy, I ain't no…
Hello My Baby Hello My Baby Hello Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my …
Hide the Sausage Well there's a brand new dance Everybody's trying to do It's…
I Can Be The Hot Dog And You Can Be The Bun I'm 37, I'm still living with me mum I've no pals…
I Feel Like Winking ""The man they call the Pharoah of Filth The man they…
I Feel So Bad Ladies and Gentlemen the moment you've been waiting for Will…
I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover I have a dog his name is Rover Oh my goodness! I…
I Lift Up My Finger Some people make a fuss when a thing goes wrong Some…
I Wanna Be a Bear Stand by - ethnic bear skanking... Wanna be a bear and…
I Wish I Was I wish I was a cat Sitting on a rug Pretty girls…
I'm Looking over a Four Leaf Clover I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I hit with…
I'm Shy I'm shy, I'm shy, I can't even look you in…
I've Got a Monster "'Erm Doreen, I've got a confession to make. I'm not…
I've Parted My mother had the vicar and the vicar's wife to…
Ivor & Nick On TV My brother is a Nudist He doesn't give a hoot You can…
Ivor Biggun is My Name Ivor Biggun is my name Wanking is my claim to fame And…
I’m Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I hit with…
I’m Shy I'm shy, I'm shy, I can't even look you in…
I’ve Got A Monster "'Erm Doreen, I've got a confession to make. I'm not…
I’ve Parted My mother had the vicar and the vicar's wife to…
Jeremy is Innocent Ooh-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-la-la-la-la-la Ooh…
John Thomas Allcock John Thomas Allcock He lived north-east of Whitstable He's g…
Johnny G Fan Club Song Johnny is the singer in a one-man band He's got the…
Let's All Get Demented When Mum locked me in the coal-shed, after the incident With…
Miss Sadie Bends Oh Lord! I really don't want A Mercedes Benz My neighbour is…
My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding My baby loves my Yorkshire pudding And that's all right with…
My Brother's Got Files "That's my brother over there standing up, stuffing ice cube…
My Brother's Magazine Oh show me a home where the buffalo roam And I'll…
My Brothers Got Files "That's my brother over there standing up, stuffing ice cube…
My Brothers Magazine Oh show me a home where the buffalo roam And I'll…
My Brother’s Got Files "That's my brother over there standing up, stuffing ice cube…
My Brother’s Magazine Oh show me a home where the buffalo roam And I'll…
My Grandfather's Frock My grandfather's frock was bought straight off the shelf Fro…
My Shirt Collar Some folks croon about moon and June Some folks scream and…
No! No! No! At the appliance shop I bought a filthy book Locked in…
On the Good Ship Winky Wanky Woo Har! Har! Now hold hard, me scurvy knaves! Where be my…
Piles Of Trouble Well the blues is a musical form where yo' sing…
Pleasant and Delightful With my dearest darling I decided to spend Bird watching in…
Ploughman’s Lunch 'Twas an afternoon in a wet July Oh I was hungry…
Probing Andromeda Mission Control at Mablethorpe TEN Good ship Herpes on the…
Put Some Ukulele in Your Day When punk was king I bought a ukulele, No-one played one…
Richard The Third "Is she really going out with him?" "There she is, let's…
Rudolph Did a Whoopsie on My Rooftop When I was a spotty, grotty, snotty littler-pubescent I aske…
Send For Dr. Clap Well if you've got something wrong With the end of your…
Sing A Mucky Song Some people sing sad songs about, mother and home Some sing…
Sing a Mucky Song (Remastered) Some people sing sad songs about, mother and home Some sing…
Sixty Minite Man The kind of men that women need Are built for comfort,…
Skanking and Wanking A wanker is the type of chap who peers down…
Southern Breeze Mah name's Pierre Foofe, Ah come from Montmartre Ah play ze…
Supreme Cat Show Advert Hello This is Doc Cox and, if you're a cat…
The Baker’s Boy And The Chandler’s Wife / Now the baker's boy to the chandler went Some oatmeal for…
The Ballad of Big Jesse There's a cowboy whose name was Big Jesse On his head…
The Burglars Hollar/Gums And Plums Ivor, Ivor, Ivor, Ivor Ivor, sing you bugger, sing Oh my na…
The Captain’s Message / Hello there it's Sensible here, Captain Sensible Just going …
The Charabanc Trip "'The Charabanc Trip' by Ivor Biggun accompanied by Robin La…
The Cockerel Song Some folks like a pussy, a budgy or a tit, Some…
The Filthy Farmer Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey and Wanka wanka wanka g…
The Filthy Limerick Mambo Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon Ten…
The Johnny G Fan Club Song Johnny is the singer in a one-man band He's got the…
The Majorca Song Unos, dos, tres, Suzie Quatro Every year when summer is her…
The One With The Stops You know it's so hard to be in love with…
The Other Educated Monkey My mother likes family reunions Last Wednesday my sister cam…
The Premature Ejaculation Waltz The girl they call Jeannie Looks like Mussolini She's rat-a*…
The Pussy Song Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow. My girl has got a pussy she…
The Sailors In The Gents In a gentleman's urinal, on the night before cup final I…
The Son of John Thomas Allcock ""Can you 'ear me mother?' ""Some bloke come up to me…
The Ukelele Man Guess what it is I'm holding Down here in my hand It's…
The Winker Song My mother said that I never should Play with the naughty,…
The Winker's Paradise I dreamed I was on an island In the South Pacific…
The Winker's Rock 'N' Roll When I was a kid in 1956 My big brother showed…
The Winker's Song My mother said that I never should Play with the naughty,…
The Winker’s Paradise I dreamed I was on an island In the South Pacific…
The Winker’s Rock ‘N’ Roll When I was a kid in 1956 My big brother showed…
The Winker’s Song My mother said that I never should Play with the naughty,…
The Winking Caveman Down in the jungle, ten million years B.C. Was a big…
The Yodelling Winker In far Switzerland Lives a goatherd who's hand Has a palm th…
Toolbag Ted From Birkenhead I always have been handy, I did a bit of…
Two Thirds of Four Fifths A mathematician from Scunthorpe Discovered the weight of his…
Ukulele Lady I saw the splendour of the moonlight On Honolulu bay There's…
Underground Music On London Transport I used to do my shopping Stock-well up…
Walking Your Blues Away All those lonely blues songs, you might feel that you…
Where Did The Lead In My Pencil Go Where did the lead in my pencil go? Who stole the…
Winking Your Blues Away All those lonely blues songs, you might feel that you…
You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman Well you can't have a sh*g with a snowman 'Cause his…
You Can't Have A Snog With A Snowman Well you can't have a snog with a snowman 'Cos his…
You Cant Have A Shag With A Snowman Well you can't have a shag with a snowman 'Cause his…
You Can’t Have A Snog With A Snowman Well you can't have a snog with a snowman 'Cos his…