Samuel and Rosella
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Samuel and Rosella,
Meet an elderly couple named Samuel and Rosella.

Both were eighty-two years old.
Both partners are in their 80s.

Sharing an umbrella,
They walk together sharing an umbrella in the street.

Slowly down the street they strolled.
They walk at a slow pace down the street.

And all around the world was changing
The world keeps changing.

In a manner of ways ranging.
The changes come in many forms.

From dialect to fashion,
From language to dressing styles,

The state of affairs,
The society

Absolutely clashin' with
In conflict with

The world that was theirs.
The world that Samuel and Rosella have known for years.

"I don't understand
Rosella expressing confusion about the younger generation.

These kids today," said Rose.
Rosella refers to the younger generation as 'these kids today'.

"Yeah," responded Sam,
Samuel agrees with Rosella.

"Take a look at this boy's clothes."
Samuel pointing out the boy's clothes, showing disapproval.

The young man exiting Hot Topic
A young man leaving Hot Topic store, known for selling counterculture clothing and accessories.

Made them feel so misanthropic.
The young man's look makes them dislike the human kind.

Samuel and Rosella
Samuel and Rosella's disapproving lifestyle.

Didn't like the way he dressed.
They did not like the young man's clothing that he wore.

They closed their umbrella
They close their umbrella after this happens.

And they rammed it through his chest.
They attack the young man with their umbrella, killing him.

They hate your generation
Samuel and Rosella hate the younger generation.

With such determination.
They hate them staunchly.

They are disgusted, knowing
They're disgusted by the youth of today.

How wrong this world is going,
They know the world is going in the wrong direction.

A fact they don't mind showing.
They're not shy to broadcast their opinion.

In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall.
They are blowing up the shopping center in frustration.

And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
They stumble away, intoxicated with Geritol, an over-the-counter multivitamin for seniors.

Now after being
Despite their old age,

In love for sixty years,
They have loved each other for 60 years.

They were both agreeing
Both of them reach an understanding,

That the end was drawing near.
That they are approaching the end of their life.

So, why not cause a little trouble?
Why not stir up some commotion?

Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
They know no one would expect them to do something subversive.

Rose was always saying,
Rosella repeatedly said,

"That kid's gotta go."
That the young man must be eliminated.

Samuel was obeying,
Samuel did not object to the idea.

Never saying no.
He never objected to Rosella's ideas.

Sam was a disaster,
Samuel is clumsy.

When she smiled his heart still flipped.
Samuel's heart still jumps when he sees his wife's smile.

Who'd imagine after
Despite being old,

Sixty years he'd still be whipped?
Samuel is still deeply in love with Rosella after all these years.

But nonetheless she loved him dearly.
Rosella loved Samuel with all her heart.

They'd hold hands while cavalierly
Samuel and Rosella hold hands while recklessly,

Burning baggy jeans
Burning baggy pants, a popular style amongst youth.

In the middle of a shop,
Inside a store.

Or killing silly teens
Or murdering teenagers they consider to be foolish.

For listening to the hippedy hop.
For listening to hip-hop music.

They hate your generation
Samuel and Rosella hate the younger generation.

And music video station.
They also hate the music videos made by the youth.

And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
They leave the scene, drunk on Geritol.

These kids today, with their sleepy expressions.
Samuel and Rosella dislike the lethargic nature of the youth.

And their Satanic tattoos
They dislike tattoos that are associated with the devil.

And their running around in the arcade parlors
They find arcade parlors chaotic and objectionable.

And their shiny gold "blam blam" or whatever they call it
They hate gold jewelry and accessories that are gaudy and flashy.

And their dangerous skateboards
They loathe skateboards that the younger generation uses for transportation.

And their Chef Boyardees
They hate pre-packaged food brands such as Chef Boyardee.

And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
They are against the use of personal computers used to make explosives.

And their iFrogs or whatever they call it
They are not fond of the iPod products.

And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
They dislike cars with spinning wheels.

And their trenchcoats
They dislike coats made from a heavy cloth.

And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
They also disapprove of the shirts with political messaging.

And their thong sandals
They dislike sandals with thin straps.

And their Britney Spears's husbands
They dislike pop culture icons such as Britney Spears and her husbands.

And their powdered wigs
They take issue with powdered wigs, which were once in fashion in the 18th century.

And their peg legs with decals on 'em
They disapprove of prosthetic legs with decorative designs.

And their low-carb diets
They disapprove of people on low-carb diets.

And their Rockin' the Vote
They dislike people urging others to vote.

And their collectible bottle caps
They dislike collectors of bottle caps.

And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
They dislike small cameras in mobile devices.

And their "For Shizzle McFizzley Ding Dong Dizzle" Snoopy Dog language
They take issue with the slang used by people influenced by rapper Snoop Dogg.

And their general disrespect towards their elders,
They dislike the lack of reverence shown to elderly people.

Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!
They wish a fiery end for the youth of today.

Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
They leave drunk on Geritol.