The Ultimate Showdown
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
Godzilla was roaming around Tokyo as if it was a play area.

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Out of nowhere, Batman appeared from hiding.

And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Batman attacked Godzilla with a grenade shaped like a bat.

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
This angered Godzilla and he retaliated by attacking.

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Shaq intervened in the fight and stopped Godzilla's attack.

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
Shaq fought back using his signature fighting style.

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
Aaron Carter appeared unexpectedly.

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Aaron Carter attacked Shaq.

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
The Batmobile ran over Aaron and Shaq.

But before it could make it back to the Batcave
The Batmobile was stopped before it could reach its destination.

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
Abraham Lincoln came back to life.

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
Lincoln revealed a gun hidden under his hat.

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
Lincoln shot and killed Batman.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Lincoln fled after running out of bullets.

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Optimus Prime arrived to rescue everyone.

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
This is the greatest fight of all time.

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
This fight includes heroes, villains, and lots of explosions.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Only one fighter will emerge as the victor.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Godzilla attacked and injured Optimus Prime.

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
Godzilla attacked Optimus Prime as if he was a criminal.

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
Shaq returned, but he was run over by a vehicle.

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
Jackie Chan came in and attacked Shaq from behind.

And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
Batman was hurt and trying to recover.

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
Lincoln returned with a weapon.

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Lincoln was tripped by something unexpected.

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Indiana Jones used his whip to defeat Lincoln.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
Indiana Jones noticed Godzilla approaching from the rear.

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Indiana Jones tried to find his gun but it was missing.

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
Batman stole Indiana Jones' gun and used it but missed.

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Jackie Chan blocked the bullet with his hand.

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
Jackie Chan did a flip in the air.

While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Lincoln attempted to jump with a pole.

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Lincoln and Optimus Prime collided mid-air.

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
A Care Bear stare hit both Lincoln and Optimus Prime.

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Angels sang a beautiful song.

Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris descended from the sky.

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Chuck Norris delivered a powerful kick.

Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Chuck Norris hit Indiana Jones in the groin.

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
Indiana Jones fell to the ground in agony.

As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
Batman transformed back into his true identity.

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
Chuck Norris recognized Batman's disguise.

And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Chuck Norris killed Batman using his legs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
Both versions of Gandalf appeared.

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
A character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail appeared.

And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
Dictator Mussolini and the Blue Meanie joined the fight.

And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi appeared.

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Various sci-fi characters showed up.

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
More characters from different franchises appeared.

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Characters from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure appeared.

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
More diverse characters appeared in the fight.

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
All the characters appeared suddenly and quickly.

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
The fighters attacked Chuck Norris.

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
The fight was extremely violent.

With civilians looking on in total awe
People watched the fight in shock and amazement.

The fight raged on for a century
The fight lasted for a very long time.

Many lives were claimed, but eventually
Many people died during the fight.

The champion stood, the rest saw their better
One fighter emerged victorious.

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
The winner was Mr. Rogers, who was injured but victorious.