Treasure Map
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Happily this afternoon,
I'm very happy at this moment, it's afternoon time.

Along the beach I waddle,
I'm walking casually on the beach.

Looking at the sand,
I'm noticing the sand on the beach.

I spy an old, forgotton bottle.
I see an old bottle that someone has left behind.

I scoop it up, and look at it,
I pick the bottle up and inspect it.

My eyes go big and wide,
I react with excitement and awe.

For heavens yes, there seems to be,
I'm confirming that there is indeed something special in the bottle.

A treasure map inside.
There is a map to help me locate hidden treasure.

Somwhere at the tail-end,
At the very end of the map,

Of this twisty dotted line,
The path on the map is twisty and dotted with markings.

A chest of gold awaits,
There is a valuable chest of gold at the end of the path.

And soon it's going to be mine.
I'm determined to claim this treasure for myself.

I buy a sturdy shovel,
I purchase a strong, reliable shovel to help dig up the treasure.

Since the treasure will be deep,
I know that the treasure will require a substantial amount of digging.

I buy expensive boots,
I invest in high-quality boots to wear during this adventure.

Because my old ones are too cheap.
My previous boots were of low quality and not suitable for this endeavor.

I buy a fancy compass,
I purchase an advanced compass to help guide me through the forest.

And a treasure hunting cap,
I acquire a specialized hat to help in my search for treasure.

And off I set into the forest,
I begin my journey into the forest to locate the treasure.

Eyes upon my map.
I'm constantly referencing the map to ensure I stay on course.

So carefully I trace the pathway,
I'm being very meticulous in following the path laid out on the map.

Every little bend,
I'm taking note of every turn and bend in the path.

It's almost getting dark,
The sun is starting to set and it's becoming late in the day.

Before at last i reach the end.
After much searching, I finally arrive at the end of the path.

I'm so excited, I can't help,
I feel an overwhelming sense of excitement and joy.

but do a little jig.
My excitement leads me to dance a quick, celebratory jig.

I calm myself, take out my shovel,
After my brief celebration, I focus and prepare to begin digging.

And proceed to dig.
I begin to dig into the ground to uncover the treasure chest.

I dig and dig, and dig and dig
I'm working hard and tirelessly to dig up the treasure.

Until my hands begin to hurt
I'm pushing myself so hard that my hands are starting to feel sore.

Then finally! My teasure chest,
After much digging, I finally uncover the treasure chest.

All worn and caked in dirt.
The chest is old and covered in dirt and other debris.

But when I look inside the chest,
I'm eager to see what kind of treasure I've uncovered.

I only find a note,
To my dismay, the chest does not contain any treasure.

Upon it is the simple little message,
The note left inside the chest has a straightforward message.

And I quote:
The contents of the note are as follows.

"Everybody wants to find a buried treasure chest,
The note's message reflects the desire for treasure that so many people have.

But noone wants to bury one,
The message continues with a comment on the effort involved in burying a treasure chest.

If you do,
The author of the note implies that the act of burying a treasure chest is a solitary one.

Be my guest"
In a sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek fashion, the note's writer invites others to bury treasure chests if they feel so inclined.