Ultimate showdown
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground,
Godzilla was joyfully jumping around Tokyo, like a kid in a playground.

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Batman suddenly appeared in the scene.

And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
Batman threw a Batgrenade at Godzilla.

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
Godzilla got angry and started to attack.

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Godzilla was surprised to be blocked by Shaquille O'Neal.

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
Shaquille O'Neal started to fight like a martial artist.

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.
Aaron Carter appeared out of nowhere.

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
Aaron Carter started to fight Shaquille O'Neal.

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
The Batmobile ran over both Aaron Carter and Shaquille O'Neal.

But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
The Batmobile was on its way back to the Batcave.

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
Abraham Lincoln rose from his grave.

And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
Abraham Lincoln pulled out an AK47 from under his hat.

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
Abraham Lincoln shot Batman repeatedly with his AK47.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Abraham Lincoln ran out of bullets and fled the scene.

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
Optimus Prime arrived to save the day.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Godzilla bit Optimus Prime.

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
Godzilla's bite was as impactful as Scruff McGruff taking a bite out of crime.

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
Shaquille O'Neal returned, covered in tire tracks.

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on Shaquille O'Neal's back.

And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
Batman was injured and trying to regain composure.

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
Abraham Lincoln returned with a machete.

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Abraham Lincoln tripped over something that caught his leg.

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Indiana Jones defeated Abraham Lincoln using his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
Indiana Jones noticed Godzilla approaching quietly from behind.

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Indiana Jones was searching for his gun but couldn't locate it.

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
Batman stole Indiana Jones' gun and missed the target.

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Jackie Chan deflected Batman's shot with his fist.

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
Jackie Chan jumped in the air and performed a somersault.

While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
Meanwhile, Abraham Lincoln attempted to pole vault.

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
Abraham Lincoln collided with Optimus Prime while pole vaulting.

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare.
Both Abraham Lincoln and Optimus Prime got hit by a Care Bear Stare.

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Angels sang out in perfect harmony.

Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris descended from the heavens.

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Chuck Norris delivered a powerful kick that could break bones.

Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
He delivered the kick to Indiana Jones' crotch.

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
Indiana Jones fell to the ground, writhing in pain.

As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
Batman reverted to his secret identity, Bruce Wayne.

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
Chuck Norris saw through Bruce Wayne's disguise.

And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head using his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White appeared,

Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
as well as characters like Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
And even historical figures like Benito Mussolini and fictional characters like The Blue Meanie,

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
and characters like Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie appeared.

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Even science fiction icons like Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader joined the fray.

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Characters like Lo Pan, Superman, and all the Power Rangers also appeared.

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Even Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure entered the scene.

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
And lastly, characters like Spock, The Rock, Doctor Octopus, and Hulk Hogan showed up.

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
All these characters appeared suddenly and moved quickly.

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
All of them attacked Chuck Norris from behind.

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
It was the most violent battle that ever happened.

With civilians looking on total awe.
People were watching the battle in amazement.

And the fight raged on for a century.
The battle continued on for a hundred years.

Many lives were claimed, but eventually
Many lives were lost, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
The champion emerged victorious, and it was clear to everyone else.

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
The champion was none other than Mr. Rogers, wearing a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
This is the greatest battle of all time.

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
Heroes, villains, and explosions are everywhere.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
Only one will emerge victorious, it's uncertain who will win.