As with most calypso songs the lyrics change from version to version but here's this one:

Last night the landlord nearly killed me
Last night the landlord nearly killed me
Last night the landlord nearly killed me

Mama that was bacchanal!
In me landlord big canal
Shinin’ me golden sword
When me girlfrien’ tell me: “Look! The landlord!”

(I say) last night the landlord nearly killed me
She nearly killed me with a bween
Last night the landlord nearly killed me
(Hey) The landlord commit a felony
Last night the landlord nearly killed me

This landlord inquisitive
Of that fact I am positive
But, what really was worryin’ me
I don’t know, what me landlord came to see

(I say) last night the landlord nearly killed me
She/He nearly killed me with a bween
Last night the landlord nearly killed me
(Hey) The landlord commit a felony
Last night the landlord nearly killed me

Under me pains I had to run
From the (slaughtery?) to John-John
Yes believe me I had to laugh
One blow! The gold sword break in half

(I say) Last night the landlord nearly killed me
She/He nearly killed me with a bween
Last night the landlord nearly killed me
(Hey) The landlord commit a felony
Last night the landlord nearly killed me

I can’t remember what I got
Jumpin’ over the culvert
Every bone in me body crack
When a big stick register in me back

(I say) Last night the landlord nearly killed me
She/He nearly killed me with a brick
Last night the landlord nearly killed me
The landlord commit a felony
Last night the landlord nearly killed me

All comments from YouTube:

@HunterMann

Very good early calypso! On the record album I have called Lord Christo Authentic Calypso, the song is called "The Landlord".

@moses910

Wonderful

@williamchaves8938

Thanks Glenroy Joseph. This song has a great story line!

@PAPAROBBIE

GOLDEN

@errolmichaelphillips7763

Classic double entendre

@moses910

Glenroy Joseph tnks for all the greats!!

@leroyscott4572

Very good

@normanosborne7367

5y↑2

SOME LANDLORD STILL GOING ON WITH THEIR FOOLISHNESS SO NOTHING HAS CHANGE THAT MUCH. THEM STILL ON GREEDINESS & GUILTINESS TOO. THANKS CRISTO FOR TELLING THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.