Nerd Cave
MC Chris Lyrics

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
I don't bother with grooming when I'm relaxing in my space dedicated to being a nerd.

Get baked like everyday my birthday
I consume marijuana frequently, as if it’s my birthday every day.

Antisocial with anxiety and acne
I struggle with social situations, often feeling anxious or insecure about my appearance.

So I settle for surround and a flat screen
To make up for my social difficulties, I prefer taking comfort in watching movies or shows on a large screens.

I know it's wrong all day long in a coma
I know that spending my days in a state of distraction and inactivity is not healthy or productive, but I can't seem to break the habit.

Watching Troma eating powdered donuts
One of my favorite pastimes involves eating sweet snacks while watching movies by a specific production company called Troma.

Got a Big Gulp always time for soda
I always have the largest size of soda from 7/11 convenient stores on hand.

Can't get up even though I am a grown up
Despite being an adult, I struggle to find the motivation and energy to get up and be productive.

I like to read, smoke weed, throw skeet grenades
I enjoy reading, smoking marijuana, and playing a type of game known as skeet grenades.

I got the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
I have a particularly potent strain of marijuana and have been enjoying it for quite some time.

I got a kid from Mississip' talking shit in my ear
I have someone from Mississippi sending me negative messages, likely over the internet, criticizing me or my actions.

I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird
I don't want to invite people over, as I fear it would be strange given my isolated and introverted lifestyle.

I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire
I enjoy watching HBO’s shows, particularly Dead Wood and The Wire.

Got all the bounty hunters from coda-buh-ki
I have a collection of action figures featuring characters from a Star Wars sub-franchise called The Clone Wars.

I got the Lego 8080s, really like dust
I own Lego sets based on the vehicles from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, and I enjoy seeing them accumulate dust over time.

All I ask is that you don't touch my series of busts
I have a collection of statues or figurines based on attractive women, and I would prefer others not touch or disturb them.

But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition
Despite my other habits or lack of self-care, I make sure to take good care of my comic book or other collectible items.

When I get itchin', practice being a magician
When I am feeling restless or bored, I try to learn or practice magic tricks to make the time pass.

When I get tore up; someone's thrown up in the kitchen
Sometimes, when I am under the influence of drugs or alcohol, I let my living space become dirty or neglected to the point of someone else getting sick.

That's a kitchenette that you can bet that is bitchin'
Even though my living space can be unhygienic or neglected, I still take pride in the design and features of my kitchen area.

I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave
When I spend prolonged periods of time in my isolated or neglected living space, I start to emit an unpleasant odor.

Gotta 'bate 'cause I cannot get a first date
Since I am unable or unwilling to socialize and date, I resort to masturbation for sexual release.

Spank bank eternal case of worst case
I have a large collection of sexually explicit images stored in my mind, that I can access at any time for masturbation or fantasy purposes.

I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste
When I am watching movies or other media, I prefer the visual of side-boobs over other aspects of sexuality, and this can lead to ejaculation of semen.

I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
It is not ideal or healthy to live in isolation with poor hygiene, a habit I have developed due to an unwillingness or inability to socialize or care for myself.

I know it's weak, having to speak dealer password.
I have had to engage with drug dealers in order to obtain narcotics or marijuana, which I feel is a weak or embarrassing behavior to engage in.

Bagel bites is my vice also fast food.
In addition to drugs, I have an unhealthy dependence on fast food, particularly a frozen snack called Bagel Bites.

I don't get at you 'cause I'm in a bad mood.
I try not to take out my frustration or insecurity on others, though I may be prone to hostility or rudeness due to my overall negative mood or state of mind.

Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due.
I have a large number of rented DVDs from a now-defunct video rental chain called Blockbuster, which I have not returned on time (or at all).

Got a stack of back issues in the bathroom.
I have a pile of comic book issues in my bathroom, which I presumably read while using the toilet or bathing.

Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum.
I struggle with finding the drive or energy to do anything, and my living space is often dusty or dirty due to lack of care or attention.

No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos.
Even though I may be living an unhealthy or counterproductive lifestyle, I do not regret the decisions or actions that led me to this lifestyle, and I continue to have a collection of tattoos on my body as a form of self-expression and aesthetic enjoyment.