House Of Fun
Madness Lyrics


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Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun




Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

Overall Meaning

The song "House of Fun" by Madness tells the story of a young boy who comes of age and wants to indulge in some adult fun but is rejected by a chemist who doesn't stock party gimmicks in their shop. The lyrics paint a picture of the boy's excitement to enter adulthood, with lines like "Sixteen today and up for fun" and "I'm a big boy now or so they say." He visits the shop with a list of party supplies, including balloons, party poppers, toothbrush, and hairspray.


However, when he tries to buy the items, he is turned away and told to go to a different shop, which is likely a metaphor for the boy's naivety and lack of understanding the intricacies and limitations of adulthood. The singer, Miss Clay, is portrayed as someone who is always present, watching the boy's behavior, and ready to instruct him on how to behave.


The chorus, "Welcome to the house of fun," is repeated throughout the song and is likely meant to be a sarcastic jab at the notion that adulthood is fun and carefree. Overall, the song is a commentary on the transition from youth to adulthood and how it can be confusing and difficult.


Line by Line Meaning

Good morning miss
The singer greets a woman in the hopes of obtaining something he needs to have fun.


Can I help you son?
The woman speaks to the singer, asking if he needs assistance.


Sixteen today
The singer is celebrating his sixteenth birthday, a milestone in his life.


And up for fun
The artist is eager to enjoy himself.


I'm a big boy now
The artist feels that he's grown up and is ready for adult activities.


Or so they say
The singer isn't completely certain that he's ready for the responsibility of adulthood.


So if you'll serve
The singer politely asks the woman to assist him.


I'll be on my way
The artist is ready to leave and have fun.


Box of balloons
The artist wants to purchase party supplies for his celebration.


With the feather-light touch
The balloons are light and delicate.


Pack of party-poppers
The singer is interested in buying these party favors.


That pop in the night
The party-poppers make a loud noise when they're released.


A toothbrush and hairspray
The singer needs to buy personal grooming items.


Plastic grin
The singer is smiling, but it's a fake or forced smile.


Miss Clay on all corners
The woman named Miss Clay seems to be everywhere the singer goes.


Has just walked in
Miss Clay has arrived at the store at the same time as the artist.


Welcome to the house of fun
The artist bids the listener welcome to the party he's planning to attend.


Now I've come of age
The singer is officially an adult and can legally participate in certain activities.


Welcome to the lion's den
The party is a wild and chaotic place, like a lion's den.


Temptation's on his way
The artist is facing many tempting choices at the party.


N-n-n-no no miss
The artist stammers, trying to explain that he's not a child.


You misunderstood
The artist clarifies that he is an adult and capable of making his own choices.


Sixteen big boy
Although the singer is only sixteen, he believes that he is a grown man.


Full pint in my manhood
The artist feels that he is now a full-fledged adult, symbolized by a 'full pint' of alcohol he plans to drink.


I'm up to date
The singer is current and on-trend, ready for the party.


And the date's today
The singer emphasizes that today is a special day for him, his sixteenth birthday.


I'll be on my way
The singer asserts his independence and decision to leave and party.


I'm sorry son
The woman expresses regret that she cannot help the artist.


But we don't stock
The store doesn't carry the type of party supplies the artist is seeking.


Party gimmicks
The store doesn't carry cheap or silly party favors.


In this shop
The woman reminds the singer that he's in a pharmacy, not a party store.


Try the House of Fun
The woman suggests that the artist visit a different party supply store for what he needs.


It's quicker if you run
The other party store is close by, and the woman recommends that the artist hurry to get there.


This is a chemist
The woman reiterates that the store sells medicines, not party supplies.


Not a jokers' shop!
The woman is not amused by the singer's search for party supplies in a pharmacy.


Simple enough clear
The artist finds the party hats easy to understand and use.


Comprehend savvy understand
The singer wants to ensure that everyone knows how to use the party hats properly.


Do you hear?
The singer repeats himself, making sure his instructions are clear and heard by everyone.


With the colored tips
The party hats have colored tips for decoration.


Too late!
The artist is too excited and has already started the party.


Gorgon's heard gossip
A woman named Gorgon has apparently heard rumors about the artist's party.


Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Two other people arrive at the party and greet the singer and Miss Clay.


Many happy returns from the day
The newcomers wish the singer a happy birthday.




Lyrics © Royalty Network, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: CATHAL JOSEPH SMYTH, CHRISTOPHER JOHN FOREMAN, DANIEL MARK WOODGATE, GRAHAM MCPHERSON, LEE THOMPSON, LEE JAY THOMPSON, MARK WILLIAM BEDFORD, MICHAEL BARSON

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@martam716

LYRICS:
Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of
N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun
I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!
Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun


~U welcome~



@Ideabot_69

I like this song because it really captures what it's like to become an adult.

Before you enter the "funhouse" you really have no idea what to expect. If you felt like you'd done decently so far, in spite of all the unfair bullshit life has thrown at you, well you might get cocky and be punished for it almost immediately.
If you've been barely scrapping by, you'll still struggle but even moreso as you're asked to do even more difficult tasks.

Some days you'll feel people are just throwing rocks at you for laughs. Other days, well you might meet an interesting person who ends up being a friend for now. But, like with most of the friends you meet in life, you'll have this gnawing worry that this world with eat your friend alive.
Other days, you'll feel like you were doing well balancing on a tightrope, only to be knocked off it. You'll feel like you've been chewed up and spit out, struck by lightning, shot repeatedly, and knocked off a skyscraper.

But you persevere. You face greater obstacles, and increasingly difficult demands, and eventually you start climbing up and suddenly you see your first glimpse of the sun in what felt like ages.

You continue to climb, higher and higher, until you face your greatest challenge yet. This is it, the culmination of your journey through this hell-hole they call a "funhouse."

You start to think of all the people who are just entering this "funhouse" and the only way you can process the trauma is to laugh at it. You think about all the shit you've gone through, and you realize that's why they call it a "funhouse."

But here you stand, about to face your greatest challenge. You steel your nerves and enlist the help of a friend.

But then Tarkus solos the Iron Golem and you feel like he just stole your triumph, and then the creepy-ass fleshies take you to Anor Londo.



All comments from YouTube:

@veronicacanfield5070

Madness is like Monty Python and Ska music having a baby.

@anthonycastelluci9225

Not sure about the "having a baby" part. But, I did laugh hard while enjoying the music. Good trick! We used to do the in-line Madness walk in the Marines when we went to Army jump school. They thought we were nuts.

@freddieparrydrums

@@anthonycastelluci9225 haha that’s brilliant.

@GlennMichaelHasting

A Mash-up Of Python and Ska Too Right...

@annedonovan9005

You noticed the strong Python influence in this too...esp the guys in drag....

@jimmysealofapproval8480

Yes...that Baby's name is Louis and his braces are permanent...like his position on the UK home travel Police force

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@alanburge2725

Not just the song. The video is pure fun. This is the full package right here. Ahhh the 80s.......

@carabiner7999

Not safe for Florida, luv. Men in drag, 'n' all!

@victorrock1997

So very well said! Much respect and all the best!

@Despondencymusic

Full package...I see what you did there. 😂

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