A Fine Romance
Marilyn Monroe Lyrics


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A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants
I never get the chance, this, is a fine romance!

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
To love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has

A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romances, with no pinches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
I haven't got a chance, My hearts not made of plastic,




You're the reason I'm sarcastic!
'Cause this is a fine, a fine romance.

Overall Meaning

In the song "A Fine Romance" by Marilyn Monroe, she sings about a relationship that lacks passion, intimacy, and excitement. She sings that the relationship is like a fine romance, meaning that it is polite, cordial, and civil, but it lacks the spark that makes a relationship truly exhilarating. The opening lines illustrate how they see romance differently; while Monroe's partner is calm and easy-going, she values passion, writing that her partner is calm as a seal in the Arctic Ocean, which might suggest that the singer craves someone with more feelings and passion.


The song continues to weigh the lack of intimacy between the two, stating that there are no kisses, no clinches, and no pinches. The verse indicates a deep longing for a love that evokes the same thrill as committing a healthy crime. The singer wishes for passion and chemistry, as they are missing in their relationship. The last line, "you're the reason I'm sarcastic," might imply that MS Monroe is not entirely happy with the relationship and uses humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism to relieve her frustration. Overall, the song expresses how Monroe feels trapped in a shallow relationship and longs for something more.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, my good fellow
A delightful affair, my dear friend


You take romance, I'll take Jello
You handle the romance, I'll take something simpler


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are cool and collected, even in the harshest circumstances


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
At least they show their feelings in some way


A fine romance, with no quarrels
A wonderful love without any arguments


With no insults and all morals
Without any disrespectful remarks and with good principles


I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants
I have never caused any trouble or inconvenience for you


I never get the chance, this, is a fine romance!
Because everything is so perfect, I have never had the opportunity to help or do anything for you


A fine romance, with no kisses
A love that does not require physical affection


A fine romance, my friend, this is
A most excellent relationship, my companion


To love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Being in love should be just as exciting as committing a daring and adventurous crime


We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has
We do not have as many adventures as time itself


A fine romance, with no clinches
A romance without any physical intimacy


A fine romances, with no pinches
A love without any pain, whether physical or emotional


You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
You are as difficult to win over as a famous and elusive French ship


I haven't got a chance, My hearts not made of plastic,
I am not capable of manipulating my emotions, I am truly devoted to you


You're the reason I'm sarcastic!
You are the root cause of my teasing and joking demeanor


'Cause this is a fine, a fine romance.
Because our love is so perfect, let's enjoy every moment of it




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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