Other than that he's alright, really.
I Need Some Mistletoe
Neville Longbottom Lyrics
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The only snogging I get is from my grandmother
And Harry was telling me about the time he kissed Cho
So I decided that all I need this Christmas is some mistletoe
Because the truth is that Neville Longbottom
Doesn't get much smack from the ladies
This Christmas mistletoe is going to save me
And give away my Game Cube to someone else
'Cause this Christmas there's only one thing I'm looking for
Yeah, I need some mistletoe in my pocket so I can score
'Cause I don't wanna be just another kid
That Harry Potter's friends with
I wanna be the friend that gets the most chicks
The lyrics of Neville Longbottom's song, I Need Some Mistletoe, revolve around the singer's struggles of finding love and attention. Neville Longbottom laments about how everyone around him is able to find someone to snog, except for him. He even mentions how Harry Potter has kissed Cho Chang and he has been left out. Neville realizes that he needs some mistletoe to finally score a kiss this Christmas. He acknowledges that he doesn't get much attention from girls in general, but with mistletoe, he finally has a chance.
The lyrics are a humorous take on Neville Longbottom's character, who is an awkward and shy boy. The song portrays the relatable feelings of rejection and loneliness that many people face during the holiday season when seeing others in happy relationships. The lyrics also highlight the importance of mistletoe, a traditional symbol of love and affection, in helping Neville overcome his shyness and find love.
Line by Line Meaning
What's the deal with everyone getting together?
I'm curious as to why everyone is pairing up during the holidays.
The only snogging I get is from my grandmother
I haven't had any luck finding a girlfriend, so the only kissing I get is from my grandma.
And Harry was telling me about the time he kissed Cho
Harry shared a story about his romantic history with a girl named Cho Chang.
So I decided that all I need this Christmas is some mistletoe
I've realized that I need some mistletoe to create opportunities for myself to kiss a girl.
Because the truth is that Neville Longbottom
To be honest, I'm not very popular with the ladies
Doesn't get much smack from the ladies
I haven't had much success with getting attention from girls.
This Christmas mistletoe is going to save me
I'm hoping that having mistletoe will help me make a move on a girl and finally find love.
So you can give my X-Box to the house-elves
I'm willing to give up my gaming console to focus on getting a girlfriend.
And give away my Game Cube to someone else
I'm willing to give away my other gaming console to someone else.
'Cause this Christmas there's only one thing I'm looking for
I'm only focused on one thing this holiday season: finding a girl to kiss under the mistletoe.
Yeah, I need some mistletoe in my pocket so I can score
I'm hoping that having mistletoe on hand will help me finally have success with getting a girl to kiss me.
'Cause I don't wanna be just another kid
I don't want to be just another friend in Harry Potter's circle - I want to stand out and be popular with girls.
That Harry Potter's friends with
I don't want to just be known as someone who is friends with Harry Potter.
I wanna be the friend that gets the most chicks
I want to be the friend who is the most successful with and popular among girls.
Contributed by Cooper T. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@Mr-Trox
@Deuz Fazbear Bruh, reread the books, and replace Harry and Hermione with Ron and Ginny. See how long you last before screaming incest.
"Friendship, and bravery, and..."
At least two scenes when Hermione's helping Harry learn spells before the First Task.
"You’re not a bad kisser." (No hesitation whatsoever when Harry talked about kissing Cho)
"You've never been more fanciable"
"Hermione stared at Harry with tears running down her face" (At Bill and Fleur's wedding)
Just off the top of my head.
Harry x Hermione is pretty damn well founded in the books at least. The only thing against it, bookwise, is Harry saying she's like a sister when Ron is standing over him with a fucking sword.
@Naharu.
Luna would 100% be the type of person to unironically think birds aren't real
@TC-ku4vv
Lmao
@shanewoody4232
They're not birds they're dinosaurs
@SuperfanGirl86
@Shane Woody well they did evolve from them. So not wrong
@SatanicPizza-fo2ei
What do you mean? Course they're not real, they are government drones meant to spy on us
@fourharefelting
Um they're drones made of road kill birds
@cayleece7890
My absolute favortie Book-Luna moment was when Harry invited her to Sulghorn's party, and how one of his eyebrows is bright yellow from a mistake in Transfiguration class, and after he invites her to the party, she's like, "Is that why you dyed your eyebrow for the party? Should I do mine too?" 😆 🤣 😂
@calipidgious
I am absolutely delighted by that moment everytime I read or listen. Quality Luna moment!
@lilyhomes4967
Wait that was not in the movie??!!! I forget which scene is in the books vs movies
@greendemon905
Her best moment is when she narrates a Quidditch game