Too Much Butterbeer
Stubby Boardman Lyrics
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Christmas
Too much Firewhiskey
New Year's
I feel the Butterbeer sliding right down my throat,
Just like butter.
And the Firewhiskey, it's filled up my gut,
And all the kids say, "Stubby,
How come you don't hang 'round no more?"
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
And this is where all the girls sing,
They sing "Butterbeer!"
Ah, it sounds so pretty with all the girls
C'mon
Too much Butterbeer ("Butterbeer!")
Christmas
Too much Butterbeer ("Butterbeer!")
Christmas
And all the girls say, "Stubby,
How come you don't come 'round no more?"
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
Too much Firewhiskey
New Year's
Then I kissed the glass
Just like a Christmas angel,
And the glass it kissed me back with interest.
And all the angels say, "Stubby,
Will you get your hand off us?"
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
Too much Firewhiskey
New Year's
And the bottle sings a siren song from the bar,
And the song it sings is sweeter than Amortentia.
And all the bartenders say, "Stubby,
How come you're always here?"
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
Too much Butterbeer
Christmas
The song "Too Much Butterbeer" by Stubby Boardman is a lighthearted tune about drinking too much Butterbeer and Firewhiskey during the holiday season. The lyrics describe the effects of the drinks on the singer, as well as the reactions of those around him. The first verse mentions how the Butterbeer slides down the singer's throat like butter, while the Firewhiskey fills up his gut like whiskey. The kids ask Stubby why he doesn't come around anymore, perhaps indicating that his excessively drunken behavior has become problematic.
The chorus is a simple repetition of "Too much Butterbeer" and "Christmas," which is joined by the girls singing "Butterbeer" in a pretty melody. It seems to be a fun and festive moment, but the repetition of the chorus emphasizes the idea that Stubby has had too much to drink. In the second verse, Stubby kisses his glass like a Christmas angel, and the glass reciprocates the sentiment. This is a playful moment, but the angels ask him to keep his hands to himself, perhaps implying that his drunken behavior is becoming inappropriate. The third verse references the siren song of the bottle, which sounds sweeter than Amortentia (a love potion in the Harry Potter universe). The bartenders ask Stubby why he's always there, hinting at a pattern of excessive drinking.
Line by Line Meaning
Too much Butterbeer
I've had too much Butterbeer.
Christmas
It's during Christmastime.
Too much Firewhiskey
I've had too much Firewhiskey.
New Year's
It's during New Year's.
I feel the Butterbeer sliding right down my throat,
The Butterbeer goes down my throat smoothly.
Just like butter.
As if I'm drinking butter.
And the Firewhiskey, it's filled up my gut,
The Firewhiskey has made me feel full.
Just like whiskey.
As if I'm drinking whiskey.
And all the kids say, "Stubby,
People ask me, Stubby,
How come you don't hang 'round no more?"
Why don't I come around anymore?
And this is where all the girls sing,
Then the girls start singing,
They sing "Butterbeer!"
They sing about Butterbeer.
Ah, it sounds so pretty with all the girls
It sounds lovely with all the girls.
C'mon
Come on.
Then I kissed the glass
I kissed the glass.
Just like a Christmas angel,
As if I'm an angel kissing the glass during Christmas.
And the glass it kissed me back with interest.
The glass almost kissed me back.
And all the angels say, "Stubby,
Others tell me, Stubby,
Will you get your hand off us?"
To remove their hand.
And the bottle sings a siren song from the bar,
The bottle calls out to me from the bar.
And the song it sings is sweeter than Amortentia.
The song is sweeter than Amortentia, a powerful love potion.
And all the bartenders say, "Stubby,
Other bartenders ask me, Stubby,
How come you're always here?"
Why do I always come here?
Too much Butterbeer
I've had too much Butterbeer.
Christmas
It's during Christmastime.
Too much Butterbeer
I've had too much Butterbeer.
Christmas
It's during Christmastime.
Too much Butterbeer
I've had too much Butterbeer.
Christmas
It's during Christmastime.
Too much Butterbeer
I've had too much Butterbeer.
Christmas
It's during Christmastime.
Contributed by Riley R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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Daughter:
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@SuperCarlinBrothers
How did you do?? Did you beat us?!
@mariusmikkelsen274
20 minutes and ill know!
@naomi_falk
I'm going to predict the future and say "yes, I did beat you guys." 20 minutes from now we'll see if I am any good at Divination
@shaneomacfan3
I got 12 out of 15.
@beautyinbaylee5453
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80%/12 out of 15
@mjgears9953
I love when Scott puts in the little bits with him!!! He’s such an amazing editor!!! Also, the little wordy bits or black and white bloopers!!!! I’m in love with his editing style!!!!!
@86upsmaya
Well its what HE called himself. The others called him Snivellus
@skylerb97
Does anybody know why Derrick left? Heard that he moved and said in a Youtube stream that he was done, with the channel but can anyone confirm this
@laurakelly8900
Yeah same