Total Dicks
PFFR Lyrics


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Open your mouth and catch my drift
And by catch my drift I mean suck my dick
Pretend my dick's a big ice cream cone
Now suck that shit like it was my dick

When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me sick

Capitalist machine oiled with the blood of the masses
Let's oil tonight with you sucking my massive...
You want the middle east to sign a treaty for peace?
Shit, all you need to sign is my dick with your teeth

When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me sick

When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me...




When you get horny it makes me...
When you get horny it makes me sick

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of PFFR's 'Total Dicks' are highly explicit and contain graphic descriptions of sexual acts. The opening lines illustrate the singer's desire for oral sex, and the lyrics go on to describe the act in detail. The metaphor of an ice cream cone is used to add a somewhat playful tone to the lyrics, but the sexual aggression is still present. The repetition of the line "When you get horny it makes me sick" seems to imply that the singer is disgusted by their own sexual desires.


However, the lyrics take a sudden political turn in the second verse. The lyrics make references to the capitalist system and the exploitation of the working class, and call for a treaty for peace in the Middle East. This sudden shift from crude sexual lyrics to political commentary is jarring and intentionally absurd, adding to the overall avant-garde and unconventional nature of the song.


The use of highly sexual and explicit language as a form of social commentary is a common tactic in punk and avant-garde music. The lyrics of 'Total Dicks' use this tactic to criticize the capitalist system and comment on the state of the world.


Line by Line Meaning

Open your mouth and catch my drift
Do what I say and understand me


And by catch my drift I mean suck my dick
I want you to perform oral sex on me


Pretend my dick's a big ice cream cone
Imagine my penis as a sweet treat


Now suck that shit like it was my dick
Perform oral sex on me in a specific way


Capitalist machine oiled with the blood of the masses
The economic system is fueled by the oppression of the working class


Let's oil tonight with you sucking my massive...
Let's have sex and use my large penis as a metaphor for capitalism


You want the middle east to sign a treaty for peace?
Political negotiations for peace require effort


Shit, all you need to sign is my dick with your teeth
All you need to do is give me oral sex to please me


When you get horny it makes me sick
The thought of you being sexually aroused disgusts me


When you get horny it makes me sick
The thought of you being sexually aroused disgusts me


When you get horny it makes me sick
The thought of you being sexually aroused disgusts me


When you get horny it makes me sick
The thought of you being sexually aroused disgusts me




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