Horny Toad
Prince Lyrics


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Yeah!

If I had your number I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work
Maybe I'll start to groan
I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money 'cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body
Until you start to bleed
I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad

Ooh, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh
If I had your address I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in
And then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy, I'm just a horny toad

If you think I'm nasty, you ain't seen nothin' yet
You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream
The nastier I get
I can't help it, I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance

Run, go tell your boyfriend his lovin' has got too old
He might as well pack his things
And get his dead ass on the road




Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad, whoa, yeah!

Overall Meaning

The song "Horny Toad" by Prince is a humorous take on male sexual desire, portrayed through the metaphor of a "horny toad". Prince sings about his desire for a woman, saying that if he had her phone number or address, he would call her or visit her and try to seduce her. He acknowledges that he doesn't love her, but is simply consumed with lust - "I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad".


The lyrics are explicit and suggestive, with Prince describing how he wants to touch and pleasure the woman until she "starts to bleed". He also asserts his dominance and assertiveness, claiming that the more a woman resists, the more he enjoys it. However, despite the crude and vulgar nature of the lyrics, the song is also playful and light-hearted, with Prince adopting a cartoonish persona as the titular "horny toad".


Overall, "Horny Toad" is an example of Prince's irreverent and humorous approach to sex and sexuality, which characterized many of his early songs.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah!
Expression of excitement and enthusiasm


If I had your number I'd call you on the phone
The singer wishes they had the addressee's phone number so they could contact them


I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work
The singer would try to arouse the addressee through heavy breathing if they were unsuccessful in getting through to them


Maybe I'll start to groan
The artist would attempt to stimulate the addressee through moaning


I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad
The artist is not in love with the addressee, but is sexually aroused by them


I don't want your money 'cause I got all I need
The singer is not interested in the addressee's money as they have enough of their own


All I want is to rub your body
The singer desires physical contact with the addressee's body


Until you start to bleed
The artist wants to arouse the addressee to the point of bleeding


Ooh, yeah
Expression of excitement and enthusiasm


Ooh-ooh-ooh
Expression of excitement and enthusiasm


If I had your address I'd come right to your door
The singer wishes to have the addressee's home address so they can visit them in person


I'd knock all day till you let me in
The artist is determined to gain access to the addressee's home


And then I'd knock some more
The singer would persistently continue knocking even after being admitted


I ain't crazy, I'm just a horny toad
The singer is not insane, but is highly sexually aroused


If you think I'm nasty, you ain't seen nothin' yet
The singer warns the addressee that if they find them to be vulgar, they haven't seen their full potential


You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream
The artist becomes even more aroused by someone's screams or protests


The nastier I get
The artist's sexual behavior becomes more aggressive in response to resistance


I can't help it, I'm just a horny toad
The singer's highly sexual behavior is beyond their control


Now watch me dance
Expression of excitement and enthusiasm


Run, go tell your boyfriend his lovin' has got too old
The artist encourages the addressee to end their current romantic relationship as it is unsatisfactory


He might as well pack his things
The artist suggests that the addressee's current partner should leave


And get his dead ass on the road
The artist suggests that the addressee's current partner should leave immediately


Tell him you live on a lily pad
The singer suggests that the addressee tell their former partner that they have moved on


With a horny toad, whoa, yeah!
The artist refers to themself as a highly sexually aroused being




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

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