Can I Have My Balls Back Please?
Pulp Lyrics


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At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave and said
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
Well they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?

Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if
You don′t return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I′m down on my knees
Yeah

So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he.
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me."
So now I′m home and I′m asking you just once more
Please

Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can′t really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees. Yeah
Oh and I don′t know how much longer I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back

Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh how am I gonna get through my life if you don′t return them to me?
Oh, no no
So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees
Oh and I don′t know how much longer I can live my life like this
Come on
Bring ′em back




They're no use to you anymore
Oh bring them back to me

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Can I Have My Balls Back Please?" by Pulp are a plea of desperation from the singer to someone who has taken something very dear to them - their balls. The singer repeats the phrase "Can I have my balls back, please?" throughout the song, emphasizing the importance of what has been taken from them. They explain that their balls might not be valuable to anyone else, but they mean everything to the singer. The singer is on their knees, desperate to get their balls back, as they feel that they cannot be a real man without them.


The second half of the song sees the singer seeking medical help for their problem, which the doctor informs them is a problem that they share. This suggests that the loss of balls may be metaphorical, possibly referring to the loss of power or masculinity that can come with various situations in life. The song comes full circle, with the singer repeating the desperate plea for their balls to be returned. The repetition of the phrase "Can I have my balls back, please?" in the chorus lends a sing-along quality to the song, while the desperation in the verse and bridge adds depth to the humorous premise.


Line by Line Meaning

At the bottom of the stairway
As I was leaving, I turned around and spoke


I turned round as I was ready to leave and said
I requested the return of my balls


"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
I politely asked for the return of my manhood


Well they might not mean that much to you
You may not understand their significance


But they sure as hell mean so much to me
But to me, they represent my masculinity and self-worth


So can I have my balls back, please?
I emphasize my polite request for the return of my testicles


How am I gonna get through my life if
My masculinity is a significant part of my identity


You don′t return them to me? Oh, no no
Their absence affects me greatly and I cannot function without them


I can't really be a man
Without my testicles, I feel emasculated


Look at me I′m down on my knees
I feel defeated and powerless without my manhood


So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he.
I sought medical help to restore my manhood


Would understand the state I was in
I hoped the doctor could empathize with my situation


He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
However, the doctor admitted he was in the same predicament


But you see the same thing's happened to me."
The doctor had also lost his testicles, leaving us both feeling powerless


So now I′m home and I′m asking you just once more
I repeat my request for the return of my balls


Oh and I don′t know how much longer I can live my life like this
I am unable to cope without my manhood and this situation is unbearable


Bring 'em back
I plead for the return of my testicles


They're no use to you anymore
Without me, my testicles have no purpose


Oh bring them back to me
I plead for the restoration of my masculinity




Writer(s): Nick Banks, Candida Doyle, Jarvis Branson Cocker, Mark Andrew Webber, Stephen Patrick Mackey

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Comments from YouTube:

Graffasus

haha i think this is my favourite song on the second CD, the backing is brilliant and overall jokey vibe you get from this song, it's a lovely little listen. awesome work uploading it, shame it's got so few views, i wonder how many people have heard this song, pulp was really big before youtube came along

Wizard_Of_Gore

Billy Jango its a demo from This Is Hardcore

Billy Jango

I used to be a massive pulp fan in the 90s (obviously I still listen to them today now and again). I had all their albums from It to we love life but I have never heard this before.  This sounds like early Pulp but it must be after We love life?? Is it?

Floris van der Hoeven

whoa didnt know but i should just by hearing the wonderfull keyboards that its still pulp :)

darebaron

amazeballs!

Floris van der Hoeven

BALLSTASTIC !!

Agtri

Classic Jarvis love song .

Lee Heaps

Hahaha crying me man.top

L3dtube

love jarvis btw i hav an extra set ofballs if you need em ;) everyone should allways keep an extra set imo

Toshi Shinichi

i wish that lady would give it to me. LOL

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