PJ Vincent Mathews Bjork
Rasputina Lyrics

I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!
PJ believes that she is extremely attractive

I know you are, babe.
Vincent agrees with PJ.

No, it's quite hot in here.
PJ is referring to the temperature of the room.

Are you stupid?
Vincent is questioning PJ's intelligence.

It is the nature of a glass house.
Vincent is explaining that glass houses tend to get hot.

Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Bjork.
Vincent is sarcastically greeting Matthew and Bjork.

Hello.
Bjork is greeting Vincent and PJ.

Vincent, Polly - So good to see you.
Matthew is greeting Vincent and PJ.

I'm so excited!
Bjork is expressing her enthusiasm.

I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
Bjork is commenting on the uniqueness of the situation.

The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me...
Bjork is describing how Matthew has improved her sex life.

He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin...
Bjork is saying that Matthew has introduced her to new activities that she enjoys, even though they are not stereotypically elf-like.

Yea, Bjork, whatever.
Vincent is dismissing Bjork's comments.

I just wanna know when you two go down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?
Vincent is asking a vulgar question about their sex life.

Vincent! How rude!
PJ is scolding Vincent for his inappropriate question.

Could I weigh any less?
PJ is commenting on her weight insecurity.

I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and--and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel--
PJ is talking about how she changes her appearance through makeup and sometimes throws up her food.

Oh to throw up -- It means what?
Bjork is asking what throwing up means.

Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
Bjork is asking for the definition of a word.

I want to know so many things.
Bjork is expressing her curiosity.

I've got a lot of money for designer clothes.
Bjork is talking about her wealth.

I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garзons skirt all dirty and dusty...
Bjork is saying that she can afford to ruin her expensive clothing.

It don't matter.
Bjork is saying that it is not important.

If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.
Bjork is saying that people should follow their instincts.

I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?
Matthew is suggesting a picnic.

I've got the basket in the bentley...
Matthew has brought a picnic basket in his car.

We could play some touch football, what do you say?
Matthew is suggesting a game of touch football.

Hey, yeah, Matthew, we're both hot former football players
Vincent is commenting on his and Matthew's athletic past.

I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap-- like a twig--at the smallest tackle
Vincent is saying that Bjork is tough but PJ is weak.

Let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Vincent is making a cruel suggestion about what to do with PJ.

Polly?
Vincent is addressing PJ.

Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall!... and Bjork's recording it
Vincent is mocking PJ, and Bjork is recording it.

The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!
Bjork is describing how music affects her.

Isn't she a darling thing?
Matthew is saying that Bjork is cute.

When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--
Vincent is making sexual associations with Bjork's words.

How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of!
Matthew is offended by Vincent's sexual comments about Bjork.

Matthew, I didn't say Bjork.
Vincent is denying that he was talking about Bjork's ass specifically.

I'm just thinking of any ass.
Vincent is clarifying that he was talking generally about asses.

Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass.
Vincent is saying that he is not discriminating when it comes to what he finds attractive.

Vincent you are an ass!
PJ is angry with Vincent's inappropriate comments.

What about my ass?
Matthew is commenting on the conversation about asses.

It's hard from sports
Matthew is saying that his butt muscles are toned from playing sports.

This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.
This is a sarcastic statement about how the Church of the Latter Day Saints does not endorse this behavior.