Sweet Transvestite
Rocky Horror Picture Show [sdtrk] Lyrics

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
Greetings! I see you have met my loyal assistant.

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
He was disappointed when you knocked because he thought you were our supplier.

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
Don't be upset by my appearance, looks can be deceiving.
Don't be too critical based on first impressions.
During the day, I may not seem like much, but at night, I can passionately overcome.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
I am a kind and playful crossdresser from the faraway land of Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Let me show you some fun, maybe share some tunes with you.
Both of you seem cool to me
We can watch an adventure movie of Steve Reeves that is not too horrendous visually.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
I'm delighted we found you at home, may we make a call?
We're both in a bit of a rush.
We'll simply tell where we are and get back to our car.
We don't want to be any problem.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
You had a flat tire, isn’t that something?
Don't worry too much, experimenters.
When the darkness sets in and everything seems fine.
I'll bring you a skilled mechanic who has a dark side.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
Why don't you spend the night, or perhaps have a snack?
I could show you my favorite hobby.
I have been creating a blond-haired and tanned man.
And he is perfect for easing my stress.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
As I mentioned earlier, I'm a fun-loving transvestite from Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
So come up to my laboratory and check out the experiment on the table.
I see you trembling with excitement.
The rain might not be responsible.
So I'll remove the source of the issue but not its result.