Blondes Have More Fun
Rod Stewart Lyrics


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Is it a matter of opinion
Or just a contradiction
But from where I come from
All the blondes have more fun
Well just watch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causing all the fights

I took a rose in Texas
She gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'Cause of recent face lift
She had no idea what love's about
'Cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch

Sissy from New York
Was on the cover of New Vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows Rodder just needs to ball

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I want to girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all

I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
With the short fat guy's prematurely bald

Dig this

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't want to subservient woman




Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Rod Stewart's song "Blondes Have More Fun" appear at first to be just a playful tribute to blond women. However, with closer inspection, the song is actually a subtle indictment of the objectification and neglect of women. The "matter of opinion or contradiction" in the opening lines highlights the societal debate around the perception of blondes, suggesting that in reality, it is merely a contrived notion. The statement that "blondes have more fun" is not only incorrect, but it is also an untrue sentiment contributing significantly to the prevalence of superficial gender distinctions. Conversely, the following lines, "just watch them sisters on a Saturday night, / Peroxide causing all the fights," typify how men merely attribute the worst attributes of human nature unto women, reducing them to vapid, superficial people whose very essence is dependent upon their looks. The song continues to call out the narratives around the women Stewart refers to, highlighting just how little agency these women have. The rose from Texas and Sissy from New York are both portrayed as being unintelligent, being more concerned about their public appearance than anything else. In the latter case, it appears that she is capitalized for her looks rather than her supposed talent ("the one o'clock call on the casting couch"). Lastly, the song gives a nod to the fact that women who don't fit into the prescribed beauty standard are ostracized or ignored entirely. Still, women like Bardot and Monroe, who were constantly in the spotlight for their beauty and scandals, are reduced to nothing more than gossip fodder, displayed for public consumption, without regard for their well-being, especially as they were tormented by an all-pervading sense of being objectified.


Line by Line Meaning

Is it a matter of opinion
There is some debate as to the truth of the following statement


Or just a contradiction
It may appear contradictory or counterintuitive


But from where I come from
However, in my experience and observation


All the blondes have more fun
Blondes tend to enjoy life more, possibly due to social reasons or attention from others


Well just watch them sisters on a Saturday night
Observe the behavior of blonde women at weekend social events


Peroxide causing all the fights
The use of hair dye leading to disputes or conflicts


I took a rose in Texas
I had a romantic encounter in Texas


She gimme plenty of practice
She provided ample opportunities for intimacy


But I couldn't touch the surface
However, our interactions lacked depth or emotional connection


'Cause of recent face lift
Due to her recent cosmetic surgery


She had no idea what love's about
Despite her experiences, she lacked a true understanding of love


'Cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch
Except for her willingness to engage in casual, opportunistic encounters in exchange for career advancement


Sissy from New York
A woman named Sissy from New York


Was on the cover of New Vogue
Appeared on the cover of a prestigious fashion magazine


I ain't supposed to be available
I am not supposed to be romantically involved with anyone at this time


So completely untouchable
Therefore, she is perceived as unattainable


I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
I have access to high-end transportation and security personnel


But God knows Rodder just needs to ball
However, I have a strong desire for sexual experiences with attractive women


You can keep your black and your red heads
Other hair colors are not of interest to me


You can keep your brunettes too
I am not attracted to women with brown hair either


I want to girl that's semi intelligent
I seek a woman who is reasonably intelligent


Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
I particularly desire a tall blonde woman


And that ain't all
My preferences extend beyond height and hair color


I had a crush on Bardot
I was infatuated with the French actress Brigitte Bardot


Fell in love with Monroe
I developed strong feelings for the American actress Marilyn Monroe


Read about 'em in the nationals
Learned of their lives and careers through the media


All the juicy little scandals
Gossip and rumors surrounding their personal lives


But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
Despite my admiration, I never had the opportunity to meet or interact with them


With the short fat guy's prematurely bald
Often seen in the company of an unattractive, balding man


Don't want to subservient woman
I am not interested in a woman who is submissive or passive


Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
I reaffirm my desire for a tall blonde woman


And that ain't all
There are additional traits and qualities that I seek in a partner




Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JIM CREGAN, STEVE HARLEY

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Gavriil Polyntsev

Rod Stewart Band:

Rod Stewart - vocals
Gary Grainger, Billy Peek – guitar
Jim Cregan – guitar, backing vocals
Phil Chen – bass guitar, backing vocals
Carmine Appice – drums, backing vocals

Invited guests:

Fred Tackett - acoustic guitars
Nicky Hopkins – piano
Duane Hitchings – keyboards, synthesizer
Roger Bethelmy – drums
Paulinho Da Costa, Tommy Vig – percussion
Gary Herbig – flute
Phil Kenzie, Tom Scott – tenor saxophone
Steve Madaio – trumpet
Mike Finnigan – background vocals
Max Carl Gronenthal – background vocals
Linda Lewis – vocals
Catherine Allison – piano, background vocals
Del Newman – string arrangements
Production

Tom Dowd – producer, mixing
Andy Johns – engineer, mixing
George Tutko, David Gerts – assistant engineers
Mixed at Smoke Tree and Cherokee Studios.



Gavriil Polyntsev

Is it a matter of opinion
Or just a contradiction
But from where I come from
All the blondes have more fun
Well just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin' all the fights

I took a rose in Texas
She gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'Cos of recent facelift
She had no idea what love's about
'Cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch

Sissy from New York
Was on the cover of New Vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows Rodder just needs to ball

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all

I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
With the short fat guy's prematurely bald

Dig this

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all



All comments from YouTube:

Kevin Michael

What a legend! Rod Stewart and his music made the 1970s that much greater.

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Sandra Duarte

Rod é fantástico rock puro e voz linda única ,energia dentro da música. 🎆

alan domingues

Sabe me dizer a época apice dele ?
Gosto muito de suas músicas mas não é do eu tempo

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Meu*

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Claudia Raphael

One of my favorites, great performance and what a voice!!!!! 😎

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A voz da minha vida! 💛💚

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