Who’s Gonna Take Me Home
Rod Stewart Lyrics


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Well i arrived on time
My corduroy suit and me bottle of wine
There were women wall to wall
It's Saturday night and i wanted them all
Everyone

Sidled up for a dance
I tried a new step and fell in the plants
I told a joke, about the pope
It wasn't as funny as i would've hoped

Nobody told me she was the daughter
Of the mayor
I was so embarrassed, i just wished the
Ground would swallow me up
Accidentally my elbow hit the record player
The rock 'n' roll stopped
And everybody just stared
(oh no)

Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and i want to go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head

I didn't worry, not me
Panic ain't in my vocabulary
Smashed beyond reproach
Suddenly i wanted to take off my clothes

All hell broke loose
I started to take off my trousers and shoes
And so i tried to look cool
I stepped back and fell in the pool

The hostess helped me out
And asked for my dismissal
I said i was sorry, but i've been
Under so much pressure
Just lately, baby
I felt as popular as a russian guided missile
The last thing i remember, i left with a girl
On a motor bike
That weighed three hundred pounds and
What's wrong with that

Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and i want to go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head

I woke up on the floor
Still in my suit and she told me i snored
I never felt so cheap
I had a good laugh at the size of her feet

Holy Moises, i don't like this single living
I think I'll find me a nice local girl and
Settle on down, now
With a home and a garden
And a nature quite forgiving
Then again maybe I'll just hang around

Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and i want to go to bed, right now
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone right to my head
To my head
Now who's gonna take me home
Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause i don't live
Too far from you, boy
Mary common I've known you so long please give
Me a lift home, oh common
Jim oh common boys would you just




Give me a lift home
I don't live too far from here and I'm so tired

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Rod Stewart's song "Who’s Gonna Take Me Home" describe a Saturday night party that has gone wrong for the singer of the song. He arrives at the party with his corduroy suit and a bottle of wine, hoping to have a good time with the women. However, his attempts to impress with his dance moves and jokes fall flat, and he embarrasses himself by accidentally hitting the record player with his elbow. After a series of embarrassing incidents, he finds himself drunk and contemplating his single life, longing for someone to take him home.


The lyrics of "Who’s Gonna Take Me Home" can be interpreted as a reflection of the fleeting nature of fleeting pleasures and the desire for deeper connections. The singer's attempts to impress and seduce the women at the party are ultimately unsuccessful, leaving him feeling empty and alone. In the end, he longs for a deeper connection with someone who will take care of him and provide him with a home.


Overall, "Who’s Gonna Take Me Home" is a witty and self-deprecating song that captures the humor and pathos of a lonely Saturday night. Its catchy chorus and memorable lyrics make it a classic of Rod Stewart's repertoire.


Line by Line Meaning

Well i arrived on time
I arrived at the party on time


My corduroy suit and me bottle of wine
I was wearing my corduroy suit and carrying a bottle of wine


There were women wall to wall
The party was full of women


It's Saturday night and i wanted them all
It was a Saturday night and I wanted to meet all the women


Everyone sidled up for a dance
Everyone came up close to me for a dance


I tried a new step and fell in the plants
I tried a new dance step and fell into some plants


I told a joke, about the pope
I told a joke about the Pope


It wasn't as funny as i would've hoped
The joke did not get the reaction that I expected


Nobody told me she was the daughter of the mayor
I was not informed that the woman I was talking to was the mayor's daughter


I was so embarrassed, i just wished the Ground would swallow me up
I was extremely embarrassed and wished that the ground would open up and swallow me


Accidentally my elbow hit the record player
I accidentally hit the record player with my elbow


The rock 'n' roll stopped
The music stopped playing


And everybody just stared (oh no)
Everyone was staring at me


Who's gonna take me home
Who will give me a ride home


I'm tired and i want to go to bed
I am tired and want to go to sleep


This party's gone right to my head
I am feeling the effects of the party (drunk)


I didn't worry, not me
I was not worried


Panic ain't in my vocabulary
I do not panic


Smashed beyond reproach
I was extremely drunk


Suddenly i wanted to take off my clothes
I suddenly felt the urge to remove my clothes


All hell broke loose
Things got chaotic


I started to take off my trousers and shoes
I began to remove my pants and shoes


And so i tried to look cool
I tried to act cool


I stepped back and fell in the pool
I fell into the pool while trying to act cool


The hostess helped me out
The woman hosting the party helped me out of the pool


And asked for my dismissal
She asked me to leave the party


I said i was sorry, but i've been Under so much pressure
I apologized and explained that I have been under a lot of stress


Just lately, baby
Recently


I felt as popular as a russian guided missile
I felt very popular


The last thing i remember, i left with a girl On a motor bike
The last thing I remember is leaving the party on a motorcycle with a woman


That weighed three hundred pounds and What's wrong with that
The woman I left with weighed 300 pounds but I did not care


I woke up on the floor
I woke up lying on the floor


Still in my suit and she told me i snored
I was still wearing my suit and the woman told me that I snored


I never felt so cheap
I felt very cheap


I had a good laugh at the size of her feet
I found the size of her feet funny and laughed


Holy Moises, i don't like this single living
I do not like being single


I think I'll find me a nice local girl and Settle on down now
I am considering finding a nice local girl and settling down


With a home and a garden And a nature quite forgiving
I want to have a home with a garden and a forgiving nature


Then again maybe I'll just hang around
But then again, I might continue to party


Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cause i don't live Too far from you, boy Mary common I've known you so long please give Me a lift home, oh common Jim oh common boys would you just Give me a lift home I don't live too far from here and I'm so tired
I asked my friends Brian, Mary and Jim to give me a ride home because I am tired and do not live far away




Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: KEVIN STUART JAMES SAVIGAR, ROD STEWART, JAY L. DAVIS, TONY BROCK

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