High School Massacre
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Did you hear that Mikey kissed a girl?
Have you heard the news that Mikey had his first romantic encounter with a girl?

Could it be your girlfriend
Maybe it was your girlfriend whom Mikey kissed

Or some other stupid ho?
Or perhaps it was just some other girl that Mikey kissed, an insignificant and foolish one

Did you hear that Timmy shaved his hair
Did you know that Timmy decided to completely remove his hair by shaving it?

How much do you bet Jane's not wearing underwear?
I wonder if you would wager that Jane is currently not wearing any undergarments?

Her IQ is smaller than her skirt
It seems that Jane's intellectual capacity is even lower than the length of her skirt

She pretends she wants it
Jane deceives others by pretending she desires certain things

But she is just a flirt
Yet, in reality, Jane is merely someone who flirts with no genuine intentions

Joey slept with Susan and now they're going out
Joey had sexual relations with Susan, which resulted in them starting a romantic relationship

Get ready cause
Prepare yourself because

This is high school
This is the environment of high school, where such actions and rumors thrive

Passing notes about what happened Saturday night
Exchanging secret messages regarding the events that occurred on Saturday evening

Is it possible that there could be a fight
Is it conceivable that a physical altercation might take place?

Meet at the oak tree approximately 3 p.m.
Let's gather near the oak tree around 3 p.m.

I will beat your ass
I will engage in physical violence and inflict harm upon you

Cause now you're in high school
Because this is the reality of high school life

Oh how we love these high school days
Oh, how we adore and cherish these days spent in high school

Don't want to leave wish we could stay
We feel a reluctance to depart and express a desire to continue staying in high school

I'll really miss those cheerleaders
I will genuinely miss the presence and performances of the cheerleading squad

They are the highlight of my year
The cheerleaders serve as the most exciting and memorable aspect of my year

Did you hear about how Mr. Halls
Have you heard the rumor circulating about Mr. Halls

Turns his back to the class
He deliberately faces away from the students in his class

So he can scratch his balls
In order to privately attend to his need for genital itch relief

Susan's dumping Joey
Susan is ending her romantic relationship with Joey

She says he sucks in bed
She claims that Joey performs inadequately in sexual encounters

But not as good as she does
However, Susan asserts that her own sexual abilities surpass Joey's

This is high school
This is the reality of high school life, filled with gossip and drama