Be Our Guest
Spencer Lee Lyrics

Ma cherie Mademoiselle,
My dear Miss,

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
We are incredibly honored to have you here,

That we welcome you tonight
As we extend a warm welcome to you this evening,

And now, we invite you to relax
Please make yourself comfortable,

Let us pull up a chair
We'll arrange a seat for you,

As the dining room proudly presents
Here is what our dining room has to offer,

Your dinner!
The meal that we have prepared for you!

Be our guest
We'd be delighted if you join us,

Put our service to the test
Give our service a chance and see how it performs,

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
Please fasten your napkin around your neck, my dear,

And we'll provide the rest
And we'll take care of everything else.

Soup du jour
Today's soup,

Hot hors d'oeuvres
We have some tasty appetizers,

Why, we only live to serve
Helping you is what we love doing most,

Try the grey stuff
Please try the specialty dish,

It's delicious!
It truly tastes amazing!

Don't believe me?
You might not think this is true,

Ask the dishes
But you can ask the dishes themselves!

They can sing, sing sing
These dishes can even sing,

They can dance dance dance
And they can certainly dance as well,

After all, Miss, this is France
It's good to keep in mind that we're in France,

And the dinner here is never second best
And this meal will always be top notch!

Go on, unfold your menu
Here is your menu, please take a look,

Take a glance and then you'll
And after you see what we have to offer,

Be our guest
We hope you'll accept our invitation,

Oui, our guest
Yes, our guest,

Be our guest
Please join us, won't you?

C'mon, yeah be our guest, guest guest
Don't hesitate, just come and join us,

Beef ragout
Ragout of beef,

Cheese souffle
Souffle of cheese,

Pie and pudding en flambe
And for dessert we have a special flambéed pie and pudding.

We'll prepare and serve with flair
We'll make sure to prepare and present everything professionally,

A culinary cabaret
Like a grand performance in a restaurant,

You're alone
We know you may be lonely here,

And you're scared
And you might be afraid,

But the banquet's all prepared
But don't worry, everything is already arranged,

No one's gloomy or complaining
We don't have any unhappy or dissatisfied guests,

While the flatware's entertaining
And you'll be entertained, even by the silverware and utensils!

We tell jokes
We'll even tell jokes for you,

I do tricks
And I, as a candlestick, will perform my own tricks,

With my fellow candlesticks
Together with other candlesticks on this table,

And it's all in perfect taste
And all of it, every bit, is done tastefully,

That you can bet
We guarantee you that!

Come on and lift your glass
Now raise your glass,

You've won your own free pass
You've earned a free meal with us,

To be our guest
We'd be honored if you'd be our guest,

If you're stressed
If you're feeling stressed,

It's fine dining we suggest
We recommend our fine dining as the cure,

Be our guest
We hope you choose to join us,

Be our guest
Please be our guest,

Be our guest
We'd love to have you as our guest,

Be our guest
So come and join us now!