Steel Pant… Read Full Bio ↴In 2008, Metal Skool changed their name to Steel Panther.
Steel Panther is a Los Angeles, California based glam metal parody band founded by former LA Guns vocalist Ralph Saenz (Michael Starr). Originally formed as "Metal Skool" and "Metal Shop" they're known for their energetic live show, the longest running metal show on the Sunset Strip. On stage, the band both pays tribute to and lampoons the heyday of 80's glam metal. The band's between-song comedy includes jests at conflict between band members, discussions of drugs, sex, and improvised humor with the crowd.
Current Line up:
Vocals: Michael Starr aka Ralph Saenz
Guitars: Satchel
Drums: Stix Zadinia
Fuck Everybody
Steel Panther Lyrics
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Stupid fucking Bitch in the fast lane
Almost hit my car
Checking her fucking snapchat
On her motherfucking Phone
Tried to wave an officer down
But he was on instagram
Fuck Everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Stinky fucking Dude on the airplane
Did not wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside
The carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto
He sat in my fucking row
Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night
In my fucking driveway
And I donʼt even own a dog
Pick up after your Mastiff
You lazy fucking cunt
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!!!
Everybody can suck my fucking dick
Everybody can lick my motherfucking balls
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my morherfucking dick!!
Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
Dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first
Fuck everybody
Everyone can suck my fucking dick
The lyrics in Steel Panther's "Fuck Everybody" are a hilarious and profane commentary on the annoyances of everyday life, particularly the frustrating encounters with other people who are oblivious, smelly, or just plain rude. The opening verse describes a dangerous driver who almost causes a crash while distracted by her phone, and then an unresponsive police officer who is also engrossed in social media. These instances of people prioritizing their smartphones over safety or duty are all too relatable for many listeners.
The second verse of the song targets an unpleasant airplane passenger who hasn't bothered to bathe, making the singer's flight a nightmare. The imagery of being trapped in a whale carcass conveys just how unbearable the smell is. The chorus of the song is a simple repetitive refrain of "Fuck everybody, everybody can suck my dick," making it clear that the songwriter is fed up with all sorts of people and their irritating behaviors.
The final verse takes aim at an inconsiderate dog owner who has let their pet poop in the singer's driveway, and then failed to clean it up. The use of the word "mastiff" adds a specific detail to the insult, suggesting that the dog in question is particularly large or intimidating. The final lines of the song, with the singer complaining about someone getting their Starbucks order before him, seem like a fitting capstone to the petty grievances that have been building up throughout the song.
Line by Line Meaning
Stupid fucking Bitch in the fast lane
Referring to a careless driver in the fast lane who almost caused a car accident
Almost hit my car
The driver was very close to colliding with Steel Panther's car
Checking her fucking snapchat
Instead of paying attention to the road, the driver was using Snapchat on her phone
On her motherfucking Phone
The driver was using her phone while driving
Tried to wave an officer down
Steel Panther tried to flag down a police officer for help
But he was on instagram
The police officer was also using his phone, specifically Instagram
Everybody can suck my dick
Steel Panther is angry at everyone and wants them to leave him alone
Stinky fucking Dude on the airplane
A man who smelled terrible and was on the same airplane as Steel Panther
Did not wash himself
The man had not taken a shower or bath, and he smelled strongly as a result
Smelled like I was trapped inside
The carcass of a whale
The smell was so bad that Steel Panther felt like he was inside a dead whale
Flight from LA to Toronto
The airplane was flying from Los Angeles to Toronto
He sat in my fucking row
The man was seated in the same row as Steel Panther
Stepped into some dog shit
Steel Panther stepped in dog poop
Coming home last night
This event happened on the previous night while Steel Panther was returning home
In my fucking driveway
The dog poop was in Steel Panther's driveway
And I donʼt even own a dog
Steel Panther is frustrated that someone else's dog pooped in his driveway and wasn't cleaned up
Pick up after your Mastiff
Steel Panther is calling out the owner of a Mastiff dog, a large breed known for producing large amounts of poop
You lazy fucking cunt
Steel Panther is frustrated with the dog's owner, calling them a name out of anger
Everybody can suck my fucking dick
Steel Panther is frustrated again and wants everyone to leave him alone
Everybody can lick my motherfucking balls
Steel Panther is even more angry and is telling everyone to do something incredibly offensive
Went to my local Starbucks
Steel Panther visited a Starbucks shop in his local area
Ordered my usual fare
Steel Panther ordered his regular drink
Double vanilla latte
The drink Steel Panther ordered, which is two shots of espresso, steamed milk, and vanilla syrup
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The drink also included whipped cream and cinnamon on top
Dude three people behind me in line
A man standing in line behind Steel Panther
Got his Frappuccino first
The man received his Frappuccino drink ahead of Steel Panther, even though the latter had been waiting for longer
Everyone can suck my fucking dick
Steel Panther is still angry and wants everyone to go away
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Pete West
great band - cant understand why they don't get more radio airtime
B J
Especially since "WAP" is so acceptable to play on radio nowadays.
Couch Potato
Most underrated band in the history of Metal...
sir rom
whymenzzzz
Glenn Clark
Satchel (Russ parish) was ausome in fight..you gotta be to impress rob Halford.he's 50 and still bad ass
The Fonz
This isn’t Blue Murder.
Eric IVsI
Y'know what I like about this song? The deep lyrics!
Lauren Griffin
a little hard to understand the punch lines, but the visuals were great. thanks for giving us so much new music to enjoy. You put out albums more often than any of the other bands ever did, and I thank you for it!
Fuyuki Kashitou
they really splurged their budget on this one <3
KALEIDO jess
Fuyuki Yoshitou XD