Girl from Oklahoma
Steel Panther Lyrics

Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow
You didn't expect to come with me on the bus and do cocaine with me after the show.

Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you She's gonna find you when I'm done All covered with goo Oooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
Your mother is searching for you in the parking lot and will find you in a sticky state once I'm finished with you.

Hair on your nipples Zits on your box In Oklahoma city You're considered a fox What did you have to do For that backstage pass 'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your ass
You have a lot of bodily imperfections, but in Oklahoma City, you're considered attractive. I found a backstage pass in an unusual spot, so what did you do to get it?

So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night The driver says we're leaving Come morning light Spit out that retainer and do me right Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Let's have a wild night and do drugs and engage in oral sex, even though we have to leave early in the morning. Spit out your dental retainer and perform the act for me.

I wanna thank you for the loving That you spread over me I'll be singing about you On the next CD And you won't have to wonder If you caught VD You'll be screaming my name When you sit down to pee
Thank you for the sexual act you performed on me. I'll include you in our next album's lyrics, and you don't have to worry about catching an STD. You will remember me every time you pee.

So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night I'm hopped on Cialis And you're high as a kite I know it tastes infected But I think it's alright Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Let's continue engaging in oral sex. I am taking Cialis, and you're high. I am aware that it tastes unpleasant, but I am okay with that.

All around the world There's a hundred billion stupid girls Just like you Just begging for nuts to chew
There are many women worldwide, like you, who are willing to perform oral sex on men.

So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night Your daddy's looking for me And he's ready to fight The Driver says we're leaving Come morning light Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Your father is looking for me, and he's angry, but let's continue what we were doing. We must leave early the next morning.

Spit out that retainer And do me right Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Remove your dental retainer and perform oral sex on me correctly.

So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night
I want you to continue performing oral sex on me all night long.