Smoke Two Joints
Sublime Lyrics


She was living in a single room with three other individuals
One of them was a male, and the other two
Well, the other two were females
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore Susan I wouldn't be
The least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes, reefers


I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

(Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill
Eazy-E were ya ever caught slippin'? Hell nah!)

Daddy he once told me
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I met a man
He came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine
But first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night
Jah say oh oh oh oh oh

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Written by: Chris Kay, Michael A Kay

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ted cirzan

Today is a historic day. Weed is now legal in illinois. In about 20 minutes I'm gonna experience the dispensary for the first time. Legal weed brought me here.

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rodolfo sabater

Arent you proud to be all American! 🤣

Dopey Smurf

Lucky :(

Kody Phillips

Yo cuz how long did it take for there to be a dispensary?

Christopher Jones

@Todd Jackson im in sf and oz of purple kush are a hundred bucks flat at the store

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Steven Skeens

they should use this song to teach math in elementary school.....ok billy, if u smoke 2 joints before u smoke 2 joints, and then u smoke 2 more...how many joints have u smoked?

Tim Metz

.....ahh.....what was the question now?.....roflmfao

Blake Prosser

what was the question again

Jesse Harrington

Billy can't do math now call again tomorrow

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