Dumdidum
Svartepetter Lyrics

Halla det er jo her!
Hello, this is the place we agreed to meet, right?

Du?
You're here, right?

Når du sa her om dagen atte
When you said the other day that

menn bare tenker dumdidum didumdidum!
men just think about dumb stuff and don't listen to what women say!

Mente du at vi ikke hører etter på hva dere sier?
Did you mean that we don't pay attention to what you're saying?

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Repeating the sound of dumb thoughts to emphasize how little men listen sometimes

Så vi er kanskje ikke helt der, til alle tider,
So we might not always be fully present,

men se på damer tro meg, kara har det alle tiders!
but look at women, believe me, they have a lot on their plate and manage it all like bosses!

Tenk på alt det styret. Alt de har å gjøre.
Think about all the trouble. Everything they have to do.

Kjære vakre vene! Tenk på alt det tankekjøret!
Oh my goodness! Think about all the mental work!

De har neglebånd, og kremer og concealere,
They have cuticles, and creams and concealers,

yogatimer kriger tid med syrebad og pealinger.
yoga classes fight for time with acid peels and exfoliations.

Herregud så mye damer har å styre med.
Oh my god, women have so much to manage.

Bærebagger fulle av tusen ting å smøre trynet med.
Bags filled with a thousand things to put on their faces.

De ser karene. D'er som' de aner
They see the guys. It's like they suspect

at vi ikke tenker noenting og faen som det plager dem.
that we aren't thinking about anything and it bothers them.

For inni hodet sitt. Der er de fanga i ett mareritt.
Because inside their heads. They're trapped in a nightmare.

Når vi går rundt og har det så behagelig.
When we walk around and have it so easy.

Sånn går dagene. Vi går rundt og stinker dritt.
Days go by. We walk around and stink.

Likevel så står de timesvis på badene.
Nevertheless, they stand for hours in the bathroom.

Og pynter seg og sminker seg så fine som de kan.
And they style themselves and put on makeup as nicely as they can.

Åhh gud, som det er godt er mann. Jeg tenker bare;
Oh god, it's good to be a man. I'm just thinking;

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Repeating the sound of dumb thoughts to emphasize the difference in thinking between men and women

Mannen kommer hjem og aner fred og ingen fare,
The man comes home and senses peace and no trouble,

dumme jævlen burde skjønt det, men har har ikke aning.
stupid idiot should have realized it, but he has no clue.

Hun har nemlig gått å tenkt på saker hele dagen,
She's been thinking about things all day long,

han har tenkt på dumdidum og kanskje en øl i hagen.
he's been thinking about dumb stuff and maybe a beer in the garden.

Et lite sekund det plukka han opp en liten vibe,
For a brief moment, he picked up on a small signal,

han tenker faen kan det være hun er sint på meg?
he thinks damn, maybe she's mad at me?

Det er kanskje best jeg bare spør, det er like greit,
Maybe it's best to just ask, it's just as well,

men hun svarer selvsagt nei, så han sitter der.
but of course she answers no, so he just sits there.

Like dum like smart, hun tenkter han tenker llikedann.
Equally dumb and smart, she thinks he thinks the same way.

Han har ikke skjønt noen ting en gang.
He hasn't understood anything at all.

Nei ikke ikke litegrann, han tror han hun bare er like glad.
No, not even a tiny bit, he thinks she's just as happy.

Det er like før han får seg grisebank!
It's almost like he's going to get beaten up!

Og sånn går det på ikke rart det går i så,
And that's how it goes, no wonder it's like this.

damer har problemer ikke menn han er foregå.
Women have problems, not men, he is forward.

Sånn har det vært gjennom historien,
That's how it's been throughout history,

så hvorfor prøve å kjempe mot naturen, jeg tenker bare;
so why try to fight nature, I'm just thinking;

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Repeating the sound of dumb thoughts to emphasize the futility of fighting nature

(Karar tenker sex) (Damer tenker vekt) (Karer tenker litt) (Damer tenker mest) (Karer tenker ligg) (Damer tenker slekt) (Karer tenker kjøtt) (Damer tenker fett) (Karer tenker hardt) (Damer tenker smart) (Karer tenker fort) (Damer tenker langt) (Karer tenker oooh) (Damer tenker langt) (Karer tenker dumdidum og kanskje en øl i hagen)
Men think about sex. Women think about weight. Men think a little. Women think the most. Men think about hooking up. Women think about family. Men think about meat. Women think about fat. Men think hard. Women think smart. Men think fast. Women think long. Men think 'ooh'. Women think long. Men think dumb stuff and maybe a beer in the garden.