His tenth studio album, K.O.D., was released October 27, 2009. He has spent his illustrious career making sure he’s been grinding harder than the average rapper, and is the best selling artist out of his hometown. With nine solo albums and two powerhouse collaboration projects under his belt, the Kansas City MC’s flow is sharper and slicker than it’s ever been.
“This is another roller coaster ride,” explains TECH N9NE about the release. “When it came time for Sickology 101, I knew I wanted to do a collabo album based on the study of being sick. It’s a beginner’s course for people who don’t know how to be sick lyrically or how to choose sick beats. It all starts with beats because they tell me exactly what to do.” Epic beats from YoungFyre, Wyshmaster, Seven and Matic Lee set the stage for TECH N9NE to weave his introspective and sometimes roguish lyrics around.
Sickology 101 brims with stellar appearances from lyrical heavyweights. On the opening title track, TECH N9NE slays alongside Chino XL and Crooked I, pulling listeners into the Hip-Hop classroom for a lesson in murdering a beat. It’s a twisted vision forged on undeniable grooves and quixotic wordplay.
The single, “Nothin,’” is an inspiring, honest anthem that features Messy Marv and Big Scoob. Meanwhile, on “Midwest Choppers 2,” TECH N9NE and Krayzie Bone cruise to the depths of darkness. “Krayzie Bone came through and murdered it,” says TECH N9NE. “I modeled the song after movies. When you do a sequel, there has to be a bigger body count and more people have to die. ‘Midwest Choppers 2’ is Autobahn-style. It makes you want to speed.”
TECH N9NE’s inimitable flow and rhyming take center stage on solo tracks, including the haunting, hypnotic “Red Nose.” He doesn’t pull any punches on the vitriolic, YoungFyre-produced “Blown Away,” either. It’s an open letter to several prominent urban artists who refused to play before him at radio festivals despite his massive concert draw.
With hits like “I’m A Playa,” “Caribou Lou” (which boasts 7.2 million MySpace plays), “Riotmaker,” “Like Yeah” and “Everybody Move,” it’s no wonder TECH N9NE counts a total of over 4.5 million YouTube video plays and an average of 40,000 MySpace visitors each day. His success knows no limits. The July 2008 release, Killer, debuted at Number 1 on the Billboard Top Independent Albums chart and Number 12 on the Billboard Top 200 Albums chart. He did it all on his own. There was no major label — just TECH N9NE’s own record company, Strange Music. TECH N9NE’s tracks have appeared in films like Gang Related and Alpha Dog as well as various TV shows, and he recently made his motion picture debut in The Life of Lucky Cucumber alongside members of MTV’s “Jackass” crew.
It hasn’t been an easy road, but TECH N9NE soldiers on and he’ll never stop. “They call me devil worshipper because I’m different. I give you music for my core. They’re the people that put me over the million mark. I raise my middle finger to everybody who judges me because my core audience is there for me. They will always love me, but I’m trying to reach others, too. It’s not over. My music is supposed to be for everybody, but some people just don’t get it. This album is the result; swallow it. It’s middle finger music, all-day and all-night.”
TECH N9NE never stops bringing that music directly to his fans, constantly reinforcing his status as one of the hardest-touring rap acts in the business. In 2008, TECH N9NE performed over 200 shows and he doesn’t show any signs of slowing down in 2009. In April, TECH will head out in support of Sickology 101 and spend two months on the road, performing live for his rabid fans.
Sickology 101 is prepping the world for TECH N9NE’s next masterpiece, K.O.D. “I want people to know that I’m getting better and better and I’m a machine. I do these collabo albums to give the fans more. This is a bridge record to K.O.D. It’s the farewell to the TECH N9NE you’ve known lately. It’s getting darker. A lot of people might not be able to go to the place I’m going, but this place is my specialty.”
“I don’t need people to kiss my hand,” assures TECH N9NE. “I’m not trippin’ on status, and I’m not a narcissist when it comes to rap. It’s my heart and soul pouring onto the paper. I write my life and I can’t hold back. This is what I know.”
Origin: Kansas City, Missouri
Year Formed: 1991
Official Site: http://www.therealtechn9ne.com/
KJOMD
Tech N9ne Lyrics
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I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Cause its always on their mind.
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure.
Cause they seem to love you more, baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know,
But it gets me what I need baby.
Cause they love you more than me baby
You ever been in a prediciment
When you and your lady are fussin'
And cussin'
And she dont wanna deal with you but you
Pull out your dick and get to stickin'
Her and all of a sudden wanna chill
And have a meal with you.
Thats crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you,
All she want is the pecker to fetch her
My telly wacker to break her
Back and no [chatter]
(undefined) when she mad at you no matter
What kinda ill you do.
My dick get all the love.
So many women got jaws for blood
They even give draws they kissin balls but no kiss at all for mug.
(hahh) I no my breath dont stink
Any more neglect and my chest go sink
Baby I want love and a kiss thang
It's pain
But I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, man
I can already see the call,
They don't wanna be with me at all,
They just wanna do D to balls.
I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll.
Cause my heart be hurtin'
But my private part be squrtin'
I don't even get a touch it in spurts
Whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain.
I even have a lot sayin'
I ain't givin you none but I can suck you off. Damn!
I don't think I would ever cut you off
Cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost
But they all wanna bone me
They don't want to get to know me
They wanna dome me but im hungry
For lovin' I never get because of my dick, bitch I'm lonely
Kali Baby!
It gets me in to problems and it gets me out.
Gets me into arguments and dont even know what it's about.
Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a home wrecker
Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker.
See it's either him or me
Lately we becoming enemies
Only likely when I'm in between
Them and they say they love me
When I'm in the V.
I try to tell them get out
And then they spit out
And they scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without,
Abusein my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle
I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho'.
You can't see me but i've watched you,
Kinda women that you love them (hoes)
If there's a way to stop I dont, know, Kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know)
It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure)
My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk, my evreything wrong.
I'm kinda jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Yeah...
The song "KJOMD" by Tech N9ne is a comical and reflective track about the power dynamics between men and women in sexual relationships. The title "KJOMD" stands for "Kinda Jealous of My Dick" which is a metaphorical representation of masculinity and the idea that men sometimes feel insecure about their sexual prowess when compared to other men. Tech N9ne talks about being envious of his own penis because it seems to be the only thing that women are interested in, rather than his personality or emotional connection with them. He reflects about how men use their sexual organs to manipulate women in relationships, and how women seem to fall for it every time. He also discusses the struggles of balancing his own desires and emotions with the expectation that he must always be ready for sex, which can cause problems in his relationships.
The chorus of the song is catchy and emphasizes the theme of jealousy and competition between men and women in sexual relationships. Tech N9ne's lyrics are blunt, direct, and humorous, which makes the song more relatable and entertaining. The song also touches on deeper issues of emotional and sexual manipulation in relationships, and how men are often judged on their sexual performance rather than their character or personality.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Sometimes I envy the attention that women give to my genitals.
Cause its always on their mind.
Women seem to think about my genitals often.
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure.
I definitely feel envious of my genitals.
Cause they seem to love you more, baby
Women appear to be more affectionate toward my genitals than toward me.
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know,
You know, I feel envious of my genitals.
But it gets me what I need baby.
However, my genitals help me get what I want from women.
Cause they love you more than me baby
Women seem to have more love and affection for my genitals than they do for me personally.
You ever been in a prediciment
Have you ever found yourself in a difficult situation?
When you and your lady are fussin'
When you and your female partner are arguing.
And cussin'
And using profanity.
And she dont wanna deal with you but you
And she does not want to interact with you, but you...
Pull out your dick and get to stickin'
Take out your genitals and have sex.
Her and all of a sudden wanna chill
Suddenly she wants to relax.
And have a meal with you.
And even have a meal with you.
Thats crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you,
Isn't that strange? She does not even have feelings for you.
All she want is the pecker to fetch her
All she wants is my penis to satisfy her.
My telly wacker to break her
My genitalia to have sex with her.
Back and no [chatter]
Without any talking or discussion.
(undefined) when she mad at you no matter
Even when she is angry with you, she desires your genitals.
What kinda ill you do.
No matter what negative things you do or say.
My dick get all the love.
My penis receives all the affection.
So many women got jaws for blood
So many women are willing to perform oral sex on me.
They even give draws they kissin balls
They even kiss my testicles.
But no kiss at all for mug.
But they do not kiss me at all.
(hahh) I no my breath dont stink
I know that my breath does not smell bad.
Any more neglect and my chest go sink
But when I am not receiving enough attention, it makes me sad.
Baby I want love and a kiss thang
I desire love and affection from a woman.
It's pain
It is painful for me.
But I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, man
I am confessing that I feel envious of my penis.
I can already see the call,
I can envision what the outcome will be.
They don't wanna be with me at all,
Women are not interested in being intimate with me.
They just wanna do D to balls.
They only want to have sex with my genitals.
I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll.
I should not have let my genitals be free and accessible to everyone.
Cause my heart be hurtin'
Because it hurts my feelings and emotions.
But my private part be squrtin'
But my genitals are still being sexually satisfied.
I don't even get a touch it in spurts
I barely even get to touch my own genitals.
Whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain.
Whenever I seek love and romance, sex is always a certain outcome.
I even have a lot sayin'
I even have women telling me that...
I ain't givin you none but I can suck you off. Damn!
I will not have sex with you, but I will perform oral sex on you.
I don't think I would ever cut you off
I do not think I would ever stop seeing these women.
Cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost
I will keep seeing these women because they keep having sex with me.
But they all wanna bone me
But they only desire sexual relations with me.
They don't want to get to know me
They are not interested in getting to know me as a person.
They wanna dome me but im hungry
They want to perform oral sex on me, but I desire more than that.
For lovin' I never get because of my dick, bitch I'm lonely
I am lonely because women are only interested in my genitals, not me as a person.
Kali Baby!
The artist's name being mentioned.
It gets me in to problems and it gets me out.
My genitals get me into and out of trouble.
Gets me into arguments and dont even know what it's about.
My sex organs often lead to arguments for reasons I do not even understand.
Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a home wrecker
My genitals have been called a 'home wrecker' because they break up relationships.
Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker.
My genitals have a powerful effect on women who often perform oral sex on them.
See it's either him or me
Women have to choose between my genitals or me as a person.
Lately we becoming enemies
My genitals and I are starting to have conflicts with each other.
Only likely when I'm in between
These conflicts only arise when I am sexually involved with someone.
Them and they say they love me
Women express love for me when we are sexually involved.
When I'm in the V.
When I am having sexual intercourse.
I try to tell them get out
I try to end these sexual relationships.
And then they spit out
But then they reject me.
And they scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without,
And then they ask for my genitals back.
Abusein my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle
My genitals are being objectified and I wish that women would love me for more than my sexual organs.
I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho'.
I am expressing my frustration with my genitals and how they affect my relationships.
You can't see me but i've watched you,
You cannot see the conflict within me, but I am aware of it.
Kinda women that you love them (hoes)
The type of women who only love me for my genitals are derogatorily referred to as 'hoes'.
If there's a way to stop I dont, know, Kind of jealous
I do not know how to stop these sexual relationships and feel envious of those who can.
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know)
Reinforcing the previous lines about feeling envious of my genitals.
It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous
I feel like this situation is insane and that I am genuinely envious.
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure)
Reinforcing the previous lines about feeling envious of my genitals.
My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk, my evreything wrong.
Using various slang terms for my genitals to emphasize my frustration with them.
I'm kinda jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Repeating the initial idea that I feel envious of my genitals.
Contributed by Juliana O. Suggest a correction in the comments below.