* Archi "MC Motherfucker" Alert (Vocals & guitar on all albums)
* Johnny Bottrop (Guitar on all albums)
* Hermann von Hinten (Drums on "Musik für Arschlöcher", "Melodien für Milliarden", "Nonstop Aggropop" and "Keiner hilft euch").
* Zip Schlitzer (Bass on "Musik für Arschlöcher", "Melodien für Milliarden", "Nonstop Aggropop", "Keiner hilft euch", "1 World 0 Future" and "Blechdose").
* Slash Viscious (Bass on "Fundamental").
* Steve Maschine West (Drums on "1 World 0 Future", "Blechdose" and "Fundamental").
In 2005 the band announced that Archi would leave the band, and Terrorgruppe disbanded shortly afterwards. Johnny Bottrop and Slash Viscious are now in a powerpop/punk/rock band called The Bottrops.
My Dick Is My Religion
Terrorgruppe Lyrics
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I'll gladly pay my dues
I worship my emission
and play by my own rules
It's mighty and majestic
and it's strenght will alway last
I like to pray before I sleep
and hold my private man
My dick is my Religion
and I love to hold mass
my religion's on a mission
to get a piece of ass
my dick is my religion
the Temple where I pray
The Holy land is my hand
where I worship on sunday
MY DICK IS MY RELIGION
A PRICE I CAN AFFORD
AND I WON'T HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG
FOR THE CUMMING OF THE LORD
My dick is my Religion
an extension of my nose
but now my god is crucified
when I fucked a vacuum hose
My dick is my religion
more power then the pope
but now it's dead
it got some head
from a cannibal on Dope
Outsch Outsch....
The song "My Dick Is My Religion" by Terrorgruppe is a satirical take on the idea that men often put their sexual desires above everything else in their lives. Throughout the song, the lead vocalist expresses his devotion to his penis as if it were his own personal religion. He sings proudly about his "emission" and how he worships his penis as if it were a divine being.
The song starts with the vocalist proclaiming that his "Dick is [his] religion," and he's willing to pay his dues to worship it. He likens his penis to a temple and himself as a devotee who loves to hold mass. He even describes his hand as the holy land, where he worships on Sundays. The vocals are laced with a sense of humor and exaggeration, as the band takes the idea of worshipping one's penis to an absurd level. The singer goes on to boast about the size and strength of his penis, providing a satirical commentary on male ego and stereotypical masculine behavior.
The song gets even more comical when the vocalist admits that his "god" was once crucified when he had sex with a vacuum hose. The lyrics also reveal a hint of irony when the vocalist sings with a tinge of regret that his once all-powerful god is now dead after getting head from a cannibal on dope.
Overall, "My Dick Is My Religion" is a perfect example of a comedy rock song that mocks exaggerated masculinity and sexual objectification. It's a light-hearted, humorous take on the idea that men often put their sexual desires above everything else in their lives.
Line by Line Meaning
My Dick is my religion
My penis holds a holy place in my life and is the center of my religious beliefs.
I'll gladly pay my dues
I accept the costs and responsibilities of my religious devotion to my own genitalia.
I worship my emission
My ejaculate is sacred and revered, and I hold it in high esteem.
and play by my own rules
I have my own set of guidelines and principles that I follow in the pursuit of my personal religion.
It's mighty and majestic
My penis is grand and awe-inspiring, and holds great power over me.
and it's strenght will alway last
My penis will always be a source of power in my life and will never falter.
I like to pray before I sleep
I take time to reflect upon and devote myself to my penis before going to bed each night.
and hold my private man
I show reverence to my penis by physically holding and caressing it.
my religion's on a mission
My devotion to my penis drives me to pursue sexual encounters and satisfy my desires.
to get a piece of ass
I am motivated to seek out sexual partners and engage in sexual activity in order to please my penis and fulfill my devotion.
the Temple where I pray
My penis is the holy site to which I devote my religious practices and worship.
The Holy land is my hand
I show reverence to my penis by performing physical acts of worship with my hand.
where I worship on sunday
I dedicate a specific day of the week to practice my religious devotion to my penis.
A PRICE I CAN AFFORD
The costs of my religious devotion to my penis are manageable and do not detract from my daily life or responsibilities.
AND I WON'T HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG
The satisfaction and fulfillment of my sexual needs, and thus the satisfaction of my religious devotion, is readily accessible and not far off.
FOR THE CUMMING OF THE LORD
The climax of my sexual experience, which is considered a sacred act of my religious beliefs, is deeply satisfying and fulfilling.
an extension of my nose
My penis is an integral part of my being and a natural extension of my physical form.
but now my god is crucified
The sacred and revered nature of my penis is lost due to a sexual experience that caused me to feel guilt or shame.
when I fucked a vacuum hose
I engaged in a sexual act that was considered unconventional or even taboo, leading to a sense of remorse or regret.
more power then the pope
My penis holds a greater amount of personal power and influence in my life than any religious authority figure or institution.
but now it's dead
The power and glory of my penis has been lost or diminished, leaving me feeling empty or powerless.
it got some head
Without my devotion and reverence, my penis became objectified and used solely for the sexual pleasure of another person.
from a cannibal on Dope
The individual who engaged in sexual activity with me was considered depraved or immoral, leading to a sense of disgust or self-loathing.
Contributed by Alexis F. Suggest a correction in the comments below.