Monday Morning Ant Brigade
The Bouncing Souls Lyrics


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Monday morning i woke up late. I feel like shit and
i can't see straight One last drink was a bad idea i'm
on the bowl with diarrhea Out the door in a fog barked
at by the neighbors dog forgot my keys i went back
inside I got a flat so i can't ride The phone rings AW JEEZ
now what? i am an idiot so i pick it up (hello?) Now i'm
held up on my line My cretin landlord he's wasting my time
he wants his money or we go to trial HE'S GOT PENIS
ENVY DENIAL Another weekend i didn't get laid it's a
monday morning ant brigade Another weekend i didn't
get paid it's a monday morning ant brigade Fuck it all
no regrets i'm staying in and you can bet it sucks
outside in the pouring rain I'll smoke some pot and
fry my brain Thom cut the record down to the bone I'm
the sureshot rocking the microphone Another weekend i




didn't get laid it's a monday morning ant brigade I've got
the monday mornings

Overall Meaning

The Bouncing Souls's song "Monday Morning Ant Brigade" is a song that delves into the mundane feelings and experiences that many people face on a typical Monday morning. The lyrics paint a picture of a rough morning, one in which the singer wakes up late, feels physically unwell, and must deal with a range of frustrating obstacles throughout their day. These setbacks include getting diarrhea after one last drink before bed, getting barked at by a neighbor's dog, forgetting keys and getting a flat tire. These frustrating moments lead the singer to call his cretin landlord about rent, who wastes his time with unreasonable demands and even penis envy denial.


The lyrics also touch upon the singer’s social life. He mentions that he didn't get laid or paid over the weekend and decides to stay in and smoke some pot to soothe his soul. The song culminates in an expression of discontent about the mundanity of Monday mornings, with the singer joining the "ant brigade," which is used to depict the uniformity of society.


Overall, the song presents a commentary on the monotony of daily life and the struggles faced on a Monday morning. The lyrics shed light on the difficulties people face in their day-to-day routines, while also touching upon the universal themes of disappointment, frustration, and boredom.


Line by Line Meaning

Monday morning i woke up late. I feel like shit and i can't see straight
I overslept and feel terrible. My vision is blurry.


One last drink was a bad idea i'm on the bowl with diarrhea
Having that final drink was a terrible decision, as I am now experiencing diarrhea.


Out the door in a fog barked at by the neighbors dog forgot my keys i went back inside
I leave my house feeling dazed and confused, only to be barked at by a neighbor's dog. I realize I forgot my keys and have to go back inside to get them.


I got a flat so i can't ride
Unfortunately, I have a flat tire and cannot ride my means of transportation.


The phone rings AW JEEZ now what? i am an idiot so i pick it up (hello?) Now i'm held up on my line
The phone begins to ring, and I reluctantly answer it, only to be held up by the person on the other end of the line.


My cretin landlord he's wasting my time he wants his money or we go to trial HE'S GOT PENIS ENVY DENIAL
My landlord is being difficult and is wasting my time. He is demanding money, and if it's not given, he threatens to go to court. He is acting like he has something to prove.


Another weekend i didn't get laid it's a monday morning ant brigade Another weekend i didn't get paid it's a monday morning ant brigade
I had another weekend without finding romantic companionship or receiving any money, making this another mundane Monday morning.


Fuck it all no regrets i'm staying in and you can bet it sucks outside in the pouring rain I'll smoke some pot and fry my brain
I decide to stay inside and not deal with the terrible weather outside. I will instead consume marijuana and zone out.


Thom cut the record down to the bone I'm the sureshot rocking the microphone
The music I am listening to is stripped down to its essentials, and I am confidently singing along.


I've got the monday mornings
I am feeling generally unhappy and unfulfilled on this particular Monday.




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Comments from YouTube:

@jacknone1564

I always think of this song on my ride to the salt mine on Monday. Then I think about the kazoo solo, and realize it's not so bad. Possibly the greatest song ever written.

@maribethbarlow761

This one always gets me going!!!! Thanks guys

@LilKim2772

I love the Bouncing Souls.

@maryamelsherif

Greg is the punk rock frank sinatra! <3. It will be monday tomorrow.... This is my song!!! "another weekend i didnt get laid"....

@SyrupMabel

dat kazooo This song is awesome.

@Krzychu182

Monday Morning Ant Brigade !!!

@hiding_my_name

I always think of this song when I'm hungover on Monday with diarrhea

@Jarvis6100

HAHAHA I love the kazzoooo

@hiding_my_name

Shal should've never left the band

@ronpaul1082

Agreed

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