Ivan Meets G.I. Joe
The Clash Lyrics


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Anything we should know about your change?
So you're on the floor at fifty-four
Think you can last at the Palace
Does your body go to the to and fro?
But tonight's the night or didn't you know
That Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe

He tried his tricks that Ruskie bear
The United Nations said it's all fair
He did the radiation he did the chemical plague
But he could not win with a cossack spin

The Vostok Bomb the Stalin strike
He tried every move he tried to hitch hike
He drilled a hole like a Russian star
He made every move in his repertoire

When Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe

Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe

Now it was G.I. Joe's turn to blow
He turned it on cool and slow
He tried a payphone call to the Pentagon
A radar scan a leviathan

He wiped the Earth clean as a plate
What does it take to make a Ruskie break?
But the crowd are bored and off they go
Over the road to watch China blow

Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe




Ivan meets G.I. Joe
Ivan meets G.I. Joe

Overall Meaning

The Clash's "Ivan Meets G.I. Joe" is a fascinating political commentary on the Cold War era. The song describes the ideological and political conflict between the USA and the Soviet Union in the context of an imaginary battle between two superheroes: Ivan, representing the USSR, and G.I. Joe, representing the USA. The lyrics describe how Ivan has tried everything in his arsenal including the Vostok Bomb, the Stalin Strike, radioactive tactics and chemical warfare, but has failed in defeating the seemingly invincible G.I. Joe. The song ends on a depressing note, with the crowd appearing unimpressed and bored by the spectacle and heading off to watch China.


The song can be interpreted as a reflection of the arms race and the policy of Mutual Assured Destruction (MAD), in which both superpowers continued to build up their nuclear weapons stockpile in order to deter the other from attacking. The song criticizes the absurdity of this situation, where both sides have become so entrenched in their ideologies that they are unable to find a way out of the conflict. The song is also a comment on the role of media in shaping public opinion and how it has become a spectator sport with little regard for its actual impact on real people's lives.


Line by Line Meaning

Anything we should know about your change?
No line assigned


So you're on the floor at fifty-four
You're getting old


Think you can last at the Palace
You wonder if you're still relevant


Does your body go to the to and fro?
You feel like something is off about your body


But tonight's the night or didn't you know
You're about to witness a great battle


That Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA will go to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA will go to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA will go to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA will go to war


He tried his tricks that Ruskie bear
The Soviet Union tried different tactics


The United Nations said it's all fair
The actions were seen as justified by the international community


He did the radiation he did the chemical plague
The Soviet Union used chemical and nuclear weapons


But he could not win with a cossack spin
The Soviet Union's tactics didn't work


The Vostok Bomb the Stalin strike
The Soviet Union tried different attacks


He tried every move he tried to hitch hike
The Soviet Union tried every tactic they could think of


He drilled a hole like a Russian star
The Soviet Union tried different tactics


He made every move in his repertoire
The Soviet Union tried everything they could


Now it was G.I. Joe's turn to blow
Now it's the US's turn to strike


He turned it on cool and slow
The US was patient and strategic


He tried a payphone call to the Pentagon
The US strategized their moves


A radar scan a leviathan
The US tried various tactics


He wiped the Earth clean as a plate
The US was destructive in their attacks


What does it take to make a Ruskie break?
The US was wondering what it would take to defeat the Soviet Union


But the crowd are bored and off they go
People are not interested in the war anymore


Over the road to watch China blow
People are more interested in a new conflict with China


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA went to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA went to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA went to war


Ivan meets G.I. Joe
The Soviet Union and USA went to war




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JOE STRUMMER, MICK JONES, TOPPER HEADON

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Reality Real Estate

Nicky Headon is a fantastic drummer! He also proved that he could sing good. Then after this album, the next album Combat Rock he wrote the biggest hit the Clash ever had "Rock The Casbah". Now he proved himself to be a great songwriter as well! The Clash were the new Beatles of our time. Pure Greatness!

Simon Edwards

YOUR RIGHT,,WELL SAID!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC @@@

Vitaly Maliarov

This is one song that I thought was Terrible at first, now I can't stop listening to it. That's my experience with like half the songs on Sandinista

Teddy Dislake

The Clash, elegancia punk.

La Caseteca

ese puntito no lo contradice... aca va el mio.

AK

I love that little groove with the horns and piano, kinda reminds me a bit of Rock the Casbah

Wrightyla _

Fast becoming my favourite clash song.

Googlebanmetoomuch 2

Extremely under-rated song and band

AFIF ABAST

Holy sh- I think they're actually gonna remaster the whole album

Coquette Film Journal

isn’t this album already remastered 😂

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