Jo
The Dells Lyrics


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Jo'burg how I hate you
Ag Jo'burg I must leave you
Jo'burg you're not the place to be

With your hijacks and your robberies
And your total insanity
Jo'burg you're not the place for me (Not the place for me)
Now I used to live in the country
But work was getting scarce
So Egoli and its gold ball was calling me

But on my first night there
I was robbed by some crooks
First my shirt, then they took my broeks (Took my broeks)

Now Jo'burg's full of strange clubs
And ladies ooh of the night
And bouncers, they'll sommer thunder you just for kicks

And when you walk down dark allies
Oh you better hold on to your crotch
Cos when you shout Amandla, the buggers steal your watch (Buggers steal your watch)

I said Jo'burg how I hate you
Jo'burg I must leave you
Jo'burg you're not the place to be

With your hijacks and your robberies
And your total insanity
Jo'burg you're not the place for me (Not the place for me)

So now we've moved down to Cape Town
Aah but I tell you it's just as bad
Cos there's cows and goats on our highways
Man it makes you mad

And the guys in the Cape are so laid back hey
They just don't give a damn
They meet the chicks and it's wam bam thank you ma'am (Wam bam thank you ma'am)

The mountains are so beautiful and covered with white snow
But tourists please be careful where you go
I mean don't carry your expensive cameras hanging round your neck
Else the Bergies will mug you, skop jou in jou bek (Skop jou in jou bek)

I said, Cape Town now I hate you
Ag Cape Town I must leave you
Cape Town you're not the place to be

You've also got your hijackings
And your robberies by the score
Ag Cape Town I don't like you anymore (Don't like you anymore)

Now don't even mention Durbs
The bananas and the sharks
And the beaches are littered with bodies
Hoo hoo, most of them are kaal

And when you walk down the main street
Oh Mr Bobby Naidoo creeps up upon you
He's selling samoosas with curried meatballs 'n all (Meatballs and all)

Oh man I said, Jo'burg now I love you
Ag Jo'burg now I like you
Jo'burg you're the town for me

With your highways and your byways
And your money and your gold
Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old (Where I'll grow old)
Oh I said now Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old (Where I'll grow old)




I mean Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old (Where I'll grow old)
I just miss my huisie by die see

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Dells's song "Jo" are a humorous and satirical commentary on the city of Johannesburg (also known as Jo'burg), as well as Cape Town and Durban in South Africa. The song expresses the singer's frustrations and experiences living in these cities, highlighting the issues of crime, insecurity, and cultural differences.


The lyrics criticize the high levels of crime in Jo'burg, with references to hijackings, robberies, and the singer being a victim himself. The lyrics also touch on the city's reputation for being full of strange clubs and ladies of the night, as well as bouncers who may resort to violence for entertainment.


The song then shifts focus to Cape Town, where the singer sarcastically mentions the presence of cows and goats on the highways, highlighting the frustration and inconveniences of living there. The laid-back attitude of the locals is also mentioned, suggesting that they may not be concerned about the issues that bother the singer.


Lastly, Durban is briefly mentioned, with the lyrics playfully referring to bananas, sharks, and littered beaches. It also mentions the character of Mr. Bobby Naidoo, who sells samoosas with curried meatballs, highlighting the cultural diversity of the city.


Overall, the song is a lighthearted take on the experiences and perceptions of living in these South African cities, offering a humorous critique while also showcasing the singer's affection for their homeland.


Line by Line Meaning

Jo'burg how I hate you
I strongly dislike Johannesburg


Ag Jo'burg I must leave you
Oh Johannesburg, I have to depart from you


Jo'burg you're not the place to be
Johannesburg is not the ideal location to live


With your hijacks and your robberies
Due to frequent car thefts and theft incidents


And your total insanity
And the overall chaos and madness it brings


Now I used to live in the country
I used to reside in the countryside


But work was getting scarce
But job opportunities were scarce


So Egoli and its gold ball was calling me
So Johannesburg and its gold industry were attracting me


But on my first night there
However, on my initial evening in Johannesburg


I was robbed by some crooks
I was robbed by some criminals


First my shirt, then they took my broeks
First, they stole my shirt, and then they took my pants


Now Jo'burg's full of strange clubs
Now Johannesburg is filled with unusual clubs


And ladies ooh of the night
And women who work as prostitutes


And bouncers, they'll sommer thunder you just for kicks
And bouncers who will physically harm you just for fun


And when you walk down dark allies
And when you stroll through dark alleyways


Oh you better hold on to your crotch
Oh, you should protect your private area


Cos when you shout Amandla, the buggers steal your watch
Because when you yell Amandla, the thieves will snatch your watch


So now we've moved down to Cape Town
So now we have relocated to Cape Town


Aah but I tell you it's just as bad
Ah, but I must inform you that it is equally unfavorable


Cos there's cows and goats on our highways
Because there are cattle and goats on our roads


Man it makes you mad
It is infuriating


And the guys in the Cape are so laid back hey
And the people in Cape Town are very relaxed


They just don't give a damn
They simply do not care


They meet the chicks and it's wam bam thank you ma'am
They meet women and have quick, casual encounters


The mountains are so beautiful and covered with white snow
The mountains are stunning with their snow-covered peaks


But tourists please be careful where you go
However, tourists should be cautious about their destinations


I mean don't carry your expensive cameras hanging round your neck
I mean, don't display your valuable cameras around your neck


Else the Bergies will mug you, skop jou in jou bek
Otherwise, the street dwellers will mug you, kick you in the face


Now don't even mention Durbs
Now, let's not even talk about Durban


The bananas and the sharks
The bananas (referring to craziness) and the sharks (literal or metaphorical dangers)


And the beaches are littered with bodies
And the beaches are filled with dead bodies


Hoo hoo, most of them are kaal
Oh my, most of them are naked


And when you walk down the main street
And when you stroll along the main street


Oh Mr Bobby Naidoo creeps up upon you
Oh, Mr. Bobby Naidoo sneaks up behind you


He's selling samoosas with curried meatballs 'n all
He is selling traditional Indian pastries filled with curried meatballs and everything


Oh man I said, Jo'burg now I love you
Oh man, now I love Johannesburg


Ag Jo'burg now I like you
Oh Johannesburg, now I enjoy you


Jo'burg you're the town for me
Johannesburg is the perfect city for me


With your highways and your byways
With your well-constructed roads and alternative routes


And your money and your gold
And your wealth and abundance of gold


Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old
Johannesburg is the place where I will spend my older years


Oh I said now Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old
Oh, I declare that Johannesburg is the place where I will age


I mean Jo'burg you're the place where I'll grow old
In other words, Johannesburg is where I will mature and age


I just miss my huisie by die see
I simply miss my small house by the sea




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