The Funeral 100 Bars
The Game Lyrics

My nigga game came with a hundred bars fo' y'all
My friend Game has delivered a hundred strong and impactful lines for all of you.

Now I'm following his footsteps nigga
I am emulating and continuing in his path, my friend.

Young ya boy, CO when I'm five times platinum
I am considered a youthful artist, and once I achieve five times platinum status, I will be recognized as a commanding officer.

Holla'
Call out or shout in agreement.

1,2,3 to the 4
A rhythmic chant to capture attention and establish a starting point.

Bitch I'm a pimp I don't speak to no hoes
I present myself as a confident and dominant figure, and I have no time for engaging with promiscuous individuals.

You niggas never match MCs with no flows
You gentlemen are unable to compete with skilled rappers who lack creativity and originality.

And don't add up, like me with no dough
It doesn't make sense, just like me being financially unstable.

I swear to God, just last year I was broke
I sincerely promise, a mere year ago, I was lacking financial resources.

On the block selling dough
I was located in the neighborhood selling drugs.

Watching my niggas sniff coke now
Observing my acquaintances consuming cocaine.

My life's changed from the planes to the boats
My lifestyle has transformed from airplanes to yachts.

From the change to the clothes, don't leave games to these hoes
From the alteration in my attire, don't entrust the competition to these promiscuous women.

They just hop in the Range and we go
These women effortlessly join me in my luxury vehicle as we depart.

Switching lanes, baby, don't give me brains on the low
As I change lanes while driving, please do not engage in sexual acts without discretion.

Never lame born and raised in the skull niggas hate
I have never been ordinary and have been brought up in an environment where individuals hold disdain for one another.

But they won't say a thang to me though, huh
However, they lack the courage to express their animosity towards me, huh.

It's like that, and as a matter of fact
It is the way it is, and in reality,

I got hours with the powder every powder the crack
I possess an extensive amount of time spent with illegal substances, particularly cocaine.

Every hour I devour money shower
Every hour, I accumulate vast sums of money.

With that lemonheads in my air, how sour is that?
Bitcoins, a form of virtual currency, are present within my vicinity. How unfortunate is that for the individuals who are experiencing financial difficulties.

Real sour, I break shit down like twin towers
Genuinely disappointing, I possess the ability to deconstruct situations or structures, just like the tragic event involving the World Trade Center's twin towers.

Mad your bitch had the bitch bitch holla'
You are furious that your partner was attracted to someone else and reacted vehemently in protest.

It ain't about dollars I don't wanna hear about it
This situation does not revolve around money, and I have no desire to discuss it.

Never squared boy this nigga right hear 'bout it
I have never been a coward, and people are familiar with my reputation.

Call me y'a boy for short call me YB
Feel free to address me as 'ya boy' for brevity, or simply call me YB.

Don't try me carry guns like ID
Do not provoke me, as I am armed with firearms like an identification card.

But fuck guns I keep niggas beside me
However, I choose not to rely on firearms and instead have individuals accompanying me for protection.

And we'll beat a punk nigga down like Rodney
If necessary, we will physically assault a cowardly individual, similarly to how Rodney King was beaten.

Feel like the king when it come to this rap thing
I possess a sense of royalty and superiority when it comes to the rap music industry.

And if I don't have a mic I'd probably crack things
If I were deprived of a microphone, I would likely resort to destructive actions or behaviors.

A post star night serving things to crack fiend's boy
During the evening, I engage in illegal activities, providing substances to individuals addicted to crack cocaine.

I got runners like the coach of the track team
I have individuals working for me, similar to how a track team coach has athletes under their guidance.

Yes I'm focused vision clear as a flat screen
I am highly concentrated, with a clear and sharp vision comparable to that of a flat-screen television display.

You broke niggas not eating your fast things
You financially disadvantaged individuals are struggling to afford basic necessities for sustenance.

I'm telling you all the hoods they feel dude
I am informing everyone that individuals from various neighborhoods genuinely relate to and appreciate my music.

They like 'Pac gone but fuck it
They express a sense of nostalgia for Tupac Shakur, but ultimately accept that I have taken his place.

He'll do a lot of jealous niggas be tryin' to kill dude
Many envious individuals attempt to harm me due to their own insecurities and feelings of inadequacy.

Because the boy's 'Pac is green as mildew
They resent me because I have acquired significant wealth, just like the color of mold known as mildew.

And in the West if I ain't the best or at least second I'll
In the western region, if I am not regarded as the top or second-best artist, I will take extreme measures.

Put a weapon up to my chest niggas don't wanna see me breathe
I would confront danger and place a firearm against my own chest as a demonstration that individuals do not want me to succeed or even survive.

'Cause they know I got next like MTV
These individuals are aware that I am the upcoming and promising artist, much like how MTV showcases emerging talent.

They can't see me like bootleg DVD's
They are unable to comprehend or acknowledge my significance, similar to the poor quality of bootleg DVDs.

Cause I got more pads than the MPC
Because I possess a greater number of assets or resources than the MPC musical production device.

Catch me dipping in a jag
You can observe me driving a Jaguar, in a lowered or lowered smoothly.

Sea weed green I'm in the league of my own
The color of my vehicle is reminiscent of seaweed, highlighting my unique and exclusive prowess.

You in the pee wee league when I was broke steal my grill
When I lacked financial stability, you were insignificant and incapable of taking my place.

At least three G's now I talk with a smile at the VB's breathe
Now, possessing at least three thousand dollars, I am content and can communicate with confidence while enjoying the visual beauty of a particular location or event.

It's ya boy I represent the CDP
I am the individual you refer to as 'ya boy,' and I proudly represent the CDP.

You a hoe dog
You are an individual known for promiscuous behavior, my friend.

You be where the weenies be
You tend to be associated or found in locations where weak and fearful individuals gather.

You the man when the East coast talk about you buzzin' in the streets
You are considered relevant and significant only when individuals from the East coast acknowledge your popularity in the urban community.

Each coast speak about you, that's me
Both coasts recognize and discuss me, referring to myself as the subject of conversation.

And if you ain't here, it 'bout to get ugly like Freeway's beard
If you are not present, the situation or circumstances are about to become unpleasant and chaotic, similar to the appearance of Freeway's untidy and scruffy beard.

This the streets, you don't get a lot of leeway here
These streets do not offer much leniency or forgiveness, my friend.

It get hotter than a motherfuckin' heatwave here
The atmosphere or environment becomes exceptionally intense and challenging, similar to a scorching heatwave.

Trust me boy it's a lot of heat-play here
Believe me, my friend, there is a significant amount of dangerous situations occurring in this area.

Leave you MIA like the heat play here
I will leave you missing in action, much like the Miami Heat basketball team when competing in this territory.

Wear guns to surpass the hating
I carry firearms as a means to rise above and overcome the negativity and animosity directed towards me.

Tie a MAC around my neck, it's a fashion statement
I humorously suggest adorning myself with a MAC-10 firearm around my neck, presenting it as a fashion trend or personal style choice.

I laugh at you clowns thinkin' I'm the same dude
I find amusement in the foolish individuals who believe I have not evolved or changed as a person.

I'm not as quite as I was back in grade school
I am not as reserved or timid as I was during my early education years.

I'm much sicker willing to ditching to spray twos
I have become significantly more daring and willing to engage in confrontations, even resorting to firing two shots.

And like the game I'm just dying to play fool
Similar to the competitive nature of a game, I am eager and enthusiastic to play the role of a fool or jester.

So run up if you think I'm a chump I leave your body in the trunk
If you believe I am a weakling or easy target, I will retaliate and dispose of your lifeless body in the trunk of a vehicle.

Smelling just like a skunk
Your corpse will emit an unpleasant odor resembling that of a skunk.

I leave your head in your lap right after I dump
After eliminating you, I will place your decapitated head on your lap.

Even Ashton Kutcher couldn't make you nigga punk, ha
Even Ashton Kutcher, the host of the television show 'Punk'd,' would be unable to provoke a reaction from you, my friend. Ha.

I be thuggin' until I'm at the pearly tall gates
I will continue embracing the thug lifestyle until I reach the gates of heaven.

'Cause I been thuggin' since twenty had a small face
I have been living the thug life since a young age, even when I had a youthful appearance.

I'm still thuggin' and twenty has a large face
Even now, at the age of twenty, I am still actively and fully engaged in the thug lifestyle which has become more prominent or significant.

Ya boy the black '06 version of Scarface
I am the modern African American equivalent of the infamous Scarface character from the year 2006.

And the Bay is where I made my name
I established my reputation and gained recognition in the Bay Area.

Where niggas go dumb like Damian Wayne
In this region, individuals display foolish and outlandish behavior, similar to Damian Wayne, a fictional character known for his playful antics.

Yeah it's hyphy but some niggas be going all out
While the hyphy music genre is prominent here, some individuals take their behavior to extreme and excessive levels.

So I don't go dumb 'cause the gun might fall out
Therefore, I refrain from participating in mindless acts, as the firearm I carry may accidentally be revealed or dropped.

Trust me dog I'm the nigga you shouldn't call out
Believe me, my friend, I am not someone you should provoke or challenge.

I'm looking at your teeth and I'ma knock 'em all out
I am observing your teeth, and I will proceed to physically assault you, causing severe damage to your dental structure.

Twice as big as I was before and the radio won't even play my song no more
I have now achieved double the success I had in the past, yet the radio stations refuse to play my music any longer.

But it's cool I'm on the streets like a hydrant though
However, I am satisfied with my current situation, as I maintain a strong presence in the streets, comparable to a fire hydrant.

So when they ask who the best they reply, is you that nigga
When individuals inquire about who is the greatest rapper, the response is indeed that I am the one they are referring to.

Ya boy, that boy got a firing flow
I am the individual known as ya boy, and I possess an intense and captivating style of rap.

Hoes tryna' make me they man, my reply is no
Women attempt to establish a romantic relationship with me, but I decline their advances.

Yes, you did get down on your knees and blow
Indeed, you engaged in oral sex, performing fellatio while kneeling down.

Put my thing in your mouth, but easy though
I allowed you to perform oral sex, but with a relaxed and casual approach.

A hot boy, I don't sound like Weezy though
I am a charismatic and trendy individual, but my style does not resemble that of Lil Wayne, commonly known as Weezy.

Got snow, but I don't think got a Jeezy flow
I possess a significant amount of cocaine, but I do not believe I possess a flow similar to Jeezy, a rapper associated with drug-related lyrics.

I'm the truth, I can go and R&B and blow
I am an authentic and genuine artist who can excel and achieve success in both rap and rhythm and blues music genres.

But this rap game is so fucking easy though
However, I find the rap music industry to be extremely straightforward and effortless, my friend.

I'm the pizza man, I got cheese and dough
I metaphorically compare myself to a pizza delivery person, as I possess significant wealth and resources.

My H-Town niggas got me off lean and dro'
My associates from Houston, Texas have assisted me in overcoming an addiction to a combination of codeine and marijuana.

Niggas think I'm a hoe 'til I squeeze the four
Individuals view me as weak or promiscuous until I decisively employ a firearm.

And that'll change their mind like Keyshia Cole
This action will significantly alter their perspective, just as Keyshia Cole, a singer, has the ability to transform others' emotions through her music.

And I'm single, somebody let Keyshia know
I want to inform Keyshia, who may assume I am in a committed relationship, that I am actually available and unattached.

That I break backs and leave girls leaning, yo
I am capable of providing sexual satisfaction and causing women to experience physical pleasure and exhaustion.

Ha, the girls choose 'cause my penis better
Ha! The ladies select me due to my superior sexual performance and attractiveness.

Not to mention I'm hot like Pheonix weather
Furthermore, I am highly popular and in-demand, similar to the scorching hot weather experienced in Phoenix.

Not to mention you cold, you don't even go gold
In contrast, you are not successful in the music industry, as your albums do not achieve gold certification.

When I drop I'ma go platinum times four
In contrast, when I release new music, my albums will achieve platinum certification four times over.

That's four million sales from Florida to Wales
This would amount to four million units sold, extending from the state of Florida in the United States to the nation of Wales.

'Cause I got more bars than four million jails
I possess a greater number of powerful and impactful lyrics compared to the vast number of cells in four million correctional facilities.

And I'm holding a twelve gangsta'
I am carrying a semi-automatic weapon, my friend.

You lames aim at your brain
You feeble individuals target your own minds, intending to inflict self-harm or worse.

Leave your membrane rearranged
This will result in a severe modification or disruption to the structure of your brain.

If you don't think I'm the truth, you retarded
If you fail to recognize or acknowledge my exceptional talent, you are exhibiting signs of mental impairment or disability.

Record labels get the bidding wars started
Record labels initiate intense and competitive negotiations, as they vie for the opportunity to sign me as an artist.

Like I said nigga
As I previously stated, my friend,

I'ma see ya when I'm five times platinum
I will meet you or engage with you when I achieve the notable status of having five times platinum certified albums.

I'ma keep it short and simple
I will be concise and straightforward in my approach.

Two realest websites on earth nigga
I am associated with and affiliated with two of the most authentic and trustworthy websites in existence, my friend.

Holla'
Call out or shout in agreement.

Ya boy
Referring to myself, denoting my identity.