I'm a Weirdo
The Lonely Island Lyrics

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
I am not normal, I do things differently than most people.

People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
Others may think I'm strange, but it does not bother me.

I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
I acknowledge that I am different from the norm and embrace it.

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I do not care for others' opinions of me, and am not affected by them.

I'm a weirdo not a hero
I am not perfect, but I do not aspire to be a hero or role model to anyone.

Had a psych eval didn't clear, though
I have undergone a psychological evaluation, but I was not deemed 'normal' by society's standards.

Ergo I say ear-go
Thus, I came up with a nonsensical word play to express a thought.

Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo
I have taken an extreme measure to be unique, even if it means losing the ability to hear music properly.

If that makes me weird, I'm weird
I acknowledge that my actions are strange, but I am not ashamed of them.

I use a Mach-3 razor on my beard
I use a razor intended for facial hair on other body parts because I enjoy it.

I use a Mach-10 razor down down here
I use a razor with more blades than necessary to shave my genital area, as I find it enjoyable.

Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
I prefer to shave very closely, and therefore use many blades on my razor.

Use a banana as a telephone
I have used a banana as a phone just for the fun of it, even though it's not functional.

Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone
I have put a spoon in my ear as a way of expressing my strange behavior and mindset.

Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton"
Even people who may not understand me find me strange and stuck in my own world.

But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone
I am able to escape societal norms and embrace my weirdness by role-playing and not taking myself too seriously.

"Ay papi, you crazy"
Others may find my behavior strange and entertaining, and refer to me as crazy.

Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy
I would do something that is seen as unconventional, like driving an elderly lady Miss Daisy around.

Best picture, must be doing something right
Despite my unconventional behavior, I have achieved a level of success that suggests I am doing something right.

Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight
I have engaged in activities that are considered taboo and dangerous.

Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
I am able to bounce back from setbacks and continue living my life in my own way.

Bit a cop, got a ticket for a cock bite
I have taken actions that are illegal and potentially harmful, and faced the consequences of those actions.

I'm demented and deranged, motherfucker
I am not normal by societal standards, and relish in being different.

Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherfucker
I intentionally choose to sit in uncomfortable positions just to show my disregard for societal norms.

Just wrong like a dog in Ray-Bans
I find humor in nonsensical things, like a dog wearing sunglasses.

Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
I engage in actions that are seen as inappropriate by society, and embrace these actions as part of my unique identity.

Fuck, I'm repeating myself, man, I'm not right
I acknowledge that my strange behavior and thought processes may not be fully rational or normal, but I find joy in embracing them nonetheless.

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
Once again, I reaffirm that I do not care for the opinions of others, and will continue living my life as a weirdo.

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I am unapologetic for being different and will continue to live in my own unique way.

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
My defiance of societal norms has become a defining part of my identity, and I will not let others' opinions change that.