On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.
On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.
On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.
The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&A session and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).
On January 26, 2013, the group released a new single on iTunes and Google Music, "YOLO" featuring Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar. They also released a music video on their YouTube channel which revealed a new album was coming in 2013. On May 4th they announced that their new album will be called The Wack Album, also releasing its cover art and confirming that it will include people they have worked with in the past such as Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga and some new collaborators like Billie Joe Armstrong and Adam Levine. They also stated that each week until the album comes out they will release a new song or video from the album on each Wednesday called "Wack Wednesdays." The album was released on June 11, 2013.
Jizz in My Pants
The Lonely Island Lyrics
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Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
Jizzed in my pants
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went
Jizzed in my pants
OK seriously you guys can we, OK?
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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The lyrics to The Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants" describe a series of scenarios in which the singer unexpectedly ejaculates in his pants. The first verse describes a night out at a club where the singer meets someone and experiences sexual arousal: "The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud / Move in close as the lasers fly / Our bodies touch and the angels cry." He then quickly ejaculates in his pants after this encounter.
The second verse describes a mundane trip to the grocery store in which the singer sees an attractive woman and unexpectedly ejaculates yet again upon interacting with her at the checkout line. The third verse references several different scenarios in which the singer experiences arousal and subsequently jizzes in his pants without warning.
At its core, the song is a comedic take on the phenomenon of premature ejaculation, while also poking fun at male sexual fantasies and the idea that men are always ready for sex.
Line by Line Meaning
Lock eyes from across the room
I make eye contact with someone across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
I drink my drink and listen to the music
Take your hand and skip the names
I skip introductions and hold hands with my partner
No need here for the silly games
We don't need to play games when we're together
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
We navigate through the smoke and people in the club
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
I feel like I'm on top of the world with my partner
Move in close as the lasers fly
We get closer to each other as the laser lights move around us
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
We touch each other and it feels like something magical is happening
Leave this place go back to yours
We leave the club and go to my partner's place
Our lips first touch outside your doors
We kiss for the first time outside of my partner's home
The whole night what we've got in store
We have a lot of fun activities planned for the night
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
My partner whispers in my ear that they want to do more with me sexually
And I
Jizz in my pants
I have an orgasm in my pants from the sexual excitement
This really never happens you can take my word
I assure you this doesn't happen often to me
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
I won't apologize for the unexpected orgasm
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
My partner's provocative dance moves are what caused my sexual excitement
And now I
Jizz in my pants
I have another orgasm from remembering the experience
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
I don't want my partner to tell anyone about our sexual encounter or I'll slut-shame them
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I blame my partner for rubbing my butt and causing my sexual excitement
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
I am sensitive to sexually suggestive actions
Now I'll go home and change
I need to go home to clean up after my unexpected orgasm
I need a few things from the grocery
I need to go grocery shopping
Do things alone now mostly
I'm single and do things alone most of the time
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
I'm not actively seeking love after a recent heartbreak
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
I am surprised when I see someone attractive at the grocery store
The check out counter and I saw a face
I see the attractive person at the checkout counter
My heart stood still so did time and space
I feel like time stops when I see this person
Never felt that I could feel real again
I thought I would never feel attracted to someone again after my heartbreak
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
The attractive person seems like they want to be friends with me
She turned to me that's when she said it
The attractive person turns to me and says something
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
The attractive person asks me if I want to pay with cash or credit
And I
Jizzed in my pants
I have another unexpected orgasm from the sexual tension
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
I think my unexpected orgasms are normal and nothing is wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
I need to clean up after my unexpected orgasm
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
I stand awkwardly because of my unexpected orgasm
To be fair you were flirting a lot
I justify my unexpected orgasm by saying my attractive friend was flirting with me
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
My partner's way of bagging groceries was sexually suggestive to me
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
I want my attractive friend to acknowledge how impressed I am with them
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
I pay with a check to seem more impressive
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
I saw a horror movie last week and remember it well
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
I went outside in the rain and saw my partner called me
And I
Jizzed in my pants
I have another unexpected orgasm from thinking about my partner
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
I'm in a hurry and trying to avoid being caught by something
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
I become sexually excited when I hear a song that reminds me of my partner
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
I have another unexpected orgasm from thinking about my partner
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
I have yet another unexpected orgasm from a simple breeze
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I have an unexpected orgasm when thinking about a movie
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I have an unexpected orgasm from eating a grape
I went
Jizzed in my pants
I have an unexpected orgasm for no apparent reason
OK seriously you guys can we, OK?
I'm trying to keep the conversation serious and not sexual
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
I have an expected orgasm every time I'm near my partner
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
Holding hands with my partner feels sexually stimulating
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
My partner thinks I'm premature but I think it's a form of ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity
I make sure to wear protection during sexual encounters to be safe
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
I have another unexpected orgasm from the sexual excitement
Lyrics © OMNISHA MUSIC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Michael Forno, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@user-jv9uf5fk8m
Girl: Shows a millimetre of her shoulder.
How schools think boys react:
@awesomedavid2012
Nah this is actually how boys react
@flawless_Cowboy
Wtf type of boys yall be around?
@tegelstenen4178
Are they wrong though?
@edism
Where is this, Iran?
@omg_its_karma9746
@@flawless_Cowboy exactly
@user-roninwolf1981
Watched this video a decade later and I...
JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
@SM-ge4kq
Nobunaga1981 lol
@FinerGore
I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS
@shibzi3947
Gave This Comment A Like and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS