We're Back!
The Lonely Island Lyrics


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Aye yo, new lonely island, two thousand eleven,
Let's get 'em Kiv!
Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie looking at me like "you for real dude?"

Aye yo, hold up, hold up,
We gotta come harder than that!
Yo tell 'em Andy!

I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter so soft
That it can't fill a rubber.

Aye yo come on man, this is lonely island,
People are countin' on us,
I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself!
Who!

Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly,
All smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
Hold up hold up, this is serious, kiv let 'em know!
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
Haha yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Andy show 'em how it's done!

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak,
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

Lonely island!
Grammy nominated, yea!
Hit 'em again!

Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
Hit em! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up
Suppository music! What y'all know about incontinence?
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, yeah!
It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
What? Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got?

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield licking Marmaduke's nuts
Whoo! I would like to see that!
This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y'all just showing off! preach!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
Oh! Now that just sounds nice!
I'ma call it right there, game over motherfuckers!




Lonely island, we started this fake rap shit!
The world needs us!

Overall Meaning

The Lonely Island's song We're Back!, released in 2011, is a satirical song that pokes fun at hip-hop culture by creating a ridiculous persona of a rapper who is dysfunctionally obsessed with his own genitalia. The song starts with the rapper Kiv joining the Lonely Island duo and bragging about his rap career; however, this quickly takes a bizarre turn as they start talking about their private parts. One of the rappers claims that his penis is so soft that it can no longer perform, and others follow suit, sharing absurd and sometimes disgusting stories about their genitalia: one broke his undersized member on a bathroom sink, and another has a "stinky dick."


The song relentlessly parodies hip hop culture and its obsession with masculinity, status, and sex. It takes aim at the idea of "keeping it real" while deliberately being fake and exaggerated. The song uses hyperbolic descriptions to ridicule the inflated egos and imagined prowess of most rappers, as they present themselves as tough and sexually competent. Moreover, the song is also a parody of the way that rappers often glorify or overemphasize their own struggles and hardships, as they claim to have hepatitis C from horse blood on top of other bizarre and fake claims. The chorus itself is an ironic statement that the world needs the Lonely Island and its fake rap music.


Line by Line Meaning

Aye yo, new lonely island, two thousand eleven, Let's get 'em Kiv!
Introducing the new version of Lonely Island in 2011, with Kiv. They're ready to start strong!


Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow, My girlie looking at me like 'you for real dude?'
One of the members is struggling with impotence and his partner isn't sure if he's being serious.


Aye yo, hold up, hold up, We gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!
The group is unsatisfied with the previous line and one of them asks Andy to come up with something better.


I think there might be something wrong with my dick, It's like a melted stick of butter so soft That it can't fill a rubber.
The same member explains that his penis is so limp that he can't even use a condom.


Aye yo come on man, this is lonely island, People are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Who!
They feel pressured to deliver great music and one of them takes charge to carry the group forward.


Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink, It's so small and ugly, All smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby. Hold up hold up, this is serious, kiv let 'em know!
Another member is distraught over his broken and unattractive penis, and Kiv steps in to let everyone know that they're not joking around anymore.


Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit. Haha yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!
Someone else admits to having unpleasant genital odor, but the group finds it humorous anyway and asks Andy to come up with more lyrics.


My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
One of the members describes his penis and testicles using a gruesome food analogy.


Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp, I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
Another member jokes about having a small penis that wasn't discovered until he was eight years old.


We make too much money for this shit, murder music! I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt.
Despite their success, the group still makes raunchy music. One of them also reveals an embarrassing incident caused by his own genitals.


Suppository music! What y'all know about incontinence? I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, yeah! It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
The lyrics continue to be absurd and explicit, with references to incontinence and a horse-related illness that wasn't caused by sexual activity.


I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck. Got CGI Garfield licking Marmaduke's nuts. Whoo! I would like to see that! This is that Garfield sex music! Now y'all just showing off! preach!
One of the members admits to writing erotic fan fiction involving cartoon characters. The other members are amused by the concept and encourage him to keep going.


I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump. Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch. Oh! Now that just sounds nice!
One of the members talks about regularly bringing lunch to a friend who lives in a dump. Another member sarcastically comments on how nice it sounds, in contrast to the rest of the song's content.


I'ma call it right there, game over motherfuckers! Lonely island, we started this fake rap shit! The world needs us!
One of the members declares the song over with a profanity-laden phrase. He then affirms the importance of the Lonely Island's comedic rap style, which they originated.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Brandon Lamela, Brendan Long, Jorma Taccone

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Comments from YouTube:

Barney

when you're happy, you enjoy the music. but when you're sad, you understand the lyrics

Prederick

Literally a decade later, and this beat still goes hard as fuck.

Danish Bacon

100% this

KIng _ka0S

Truths.. is what u are currently speakin my dude! Lol.. In Fact, Come 2 Think If It.. Never Have I Ever Heard You Tell A Lie.. 💯

Patrick Kenney

Did you think the sounds were going to change in a couple years?

Not sure how else to take a decade later either.. To say literally is a bit redundant.

Figuratively a decade later?

wtfpwnz0red

​@Patrick Kenneysound like something a mf with horse blood would say

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Splendid

This has to be the most under-appreciated Lonely Island song.

Phil Butcher

Tie for me between this and Santana DVX. I REALLY wish they would have made a video out of that one.

Wilhelm Blameberg

melody suck but text is HUGE

Kia Harris

YO! I've been saying this for a couple of years now. The whole Upstate 2000 style hip hop with the hype man/P-Diddy/bootleg mix-tape style is GENIUS!!!

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