Rubber Ballz
The Shins Lyrics


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In a larval state
Drinking a minimum wage
I fell in with a girl so vastly superior
She wore Mardi Gras beads in her hair

And I just can't get her out of my bed
Wish I'd gone with her sister instead
Love life imploded
My dice were all loaded
Can't get her out of my bed

I know
If she gave a fuck then it would show
And she wouldn't have me stabbing other boys
Like it's just a bit of sweetness she enjoys

Devil's daughter (the devil's daughter)
So much for Simon's "50 Ways"
What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior
No come-along will pull me away

And I just can't get her out of my bed
Should've mainlined saltpeter instead
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
Can't kick her out of my bed

Hold on, maybe this girl is alright
Just wants the benefit of a modern love life
And I don't know the difference anymore
I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form
Don't mention boundaries on the phone
They slide and glide on out the door

Can't get her out of my bed
Can't get her out of my bed
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
Can't get her out of my bed

Slow down
I don't know what I'm hoping for




So silently I'm opening the latch
I swear she'll be the last one I dispatch

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of The Shins’ song “Rubber Ballz” describe the singer’s chaotic love life, full of bad decisions and broken hearts. In the first verse, we learn that the singer is in a “larval state,” seemingly young and inexperienced. He meets a girl who is “vastly superior” to him and becomes infatuated with her. However, his love for her is not reciprocated, and he can’t seem to forget her even though he wishes he had chosen her sister instead.


As the song progresses, the singer reveals that he has been hurt badly by this girl, who he calls the “devil’s daughter.” He implies that she enjoys seeing him hurt, and that he has even resorted to violence because of her. Despite all of this, he still can’t get her out of his head or his bed. He ponders whether this girl is worth it and questions the boundaries in their relationship, but ultimately decides to give in to his impulses one last time.


The lyrics of “Rubber Ballz” are darkly humorous and tell a story of a young man making terrible decisions in love. Despite the catchy beat and playful tone of the song, it is clear that the singer is deeply unhappy and in need of some self-reflection.


Line by Line Meaning

In a larval state
In a young and immature stage of life


Drinking a minimum wage
Struggling to make ends meet and barely making enough money to survive


I fell in with a girl so vastly superior
I became involved with a girl who was much better than me in every way


She wore Mardi Gras beads in her hair
She was unique and flamboyant, and wore unconventional accessories


And I just can't get her out of my bed
I am infatuated with her and cannot stop thinking about her


Wish I'd gone with her sister instead
I regret choosing her and wish I had chosen her sister instead


Love life imploded
My romantic relationships fell apart and caused me emotional distress


My dice were all loaded
I had cheated or manipulated situations to get what I wanted


I know
I am aware and understand


If she gave a fuck then it would show
If she cared about me, she would show it more


And she wouldn't have me stabbing other boys
She would not make me jealous or competitive over other guys


Like it's just a bit of sweetness she enjoys
She likes the attention and affection she gets from others, but does not truly care for me


Devil's daughter (the devil's daughter)
She is a bad influence and brings out the worst in me


So much for Simon's '50 Ways'
The advice about love given in the song '50 Ways to Leave Your Love' by Paul Simon does not apply to my situation


What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior
I do not know what to do when I am lonely and feel like everything is worse than her


No come-along will pull me away
I cannot be convinced or persuaded to leave her


Should've mainlined saltpeter instead
I should have taken a substance that lowers sex drive instead of pursuing her


Hold on, maybe this girl is alright
I am reconsidering my negative thoughts about her and thinking she might be good after all


Just wants the benefit of a modern love life
She is only interested in having fun, casual relationships like many people in modern times


And I don't know the difference anymore
I am confused and cannot distinguish between good and bad decisions


I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form
I have become skilled at making poor choices and view it as a form of expression


Don't mention boundaries on the phone
Do not bring up limitations or rules during phone conversations with her


They slide and glide on out the door
The boundaries I set for myself are easily broken or ignored when I am with her


Slow down
Take a break and calm down


I don't know what I'm hoping for
I am lost and unsure of what I want


So silently I'm opening the latch
I am quietly trying to leave without alerting her


I swear she'll be the last one I dispatch
I promise myself that she will be the last woman I leave or end things with




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