Introduction
Tom Lehrer Lyrics


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Spoken live introduction:
I should like to introduce now the featured artist of this evening's... ordeal.
I'm sure that you will all agree without any hesitation that Tom Lehrer is the
most brilliant creative genius that America has produced in almost 200 years,
so perhaps a few words of biographical background might not be amiss.
Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone voice to be heard
on an American stage since the memorable concert debut in 1835 of Millard
Fillmore; endowed also with twelve incredibly agile fingers; Mr. Lehrer has
had a long and varied career in the field of entertainment starting with
nine years at Harvard University..., where it was that he first decided to
devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific
project – namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous
limits.
Even before he came to Harvard, however, he was well known in academic
circles for his masterly translation into Latin of "The Wizard of Oz",
which remains even today the standard Latin version of that work. A few
years ago he was inducted..., forcibly..., into the United States Army and
spent most of his indenture in Washington as sort of Army liaison to the
Office of Navel Contemplation. About his service record he is justifiably
modest, but it is known that in a short time he rose to the rank of brigadier
general. However, before he could acquire a tenure, he was discharged, and
owing to nepotism and intrigue, he emerged with only the rank of specialist
3rd class, which was roughly equivalent to the rank of corporal without
portfolio.
But to return to his career in show business: For several years he toured
vaudeville theaters with an act consisting of impressions of people in the
last throes of various diseases. I'm sure that many of you here tonight still
recall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation. He is generally
acknowledged to be the dean of living American composers, and is currently
working on a musical comedy based on the life of Adolf Hitler.
Without further ado – Tom Lehrer:




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You'd be amazed at the money we save that way . . .

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to the song "Introduction" by Tom Lehrer are spoken and serve as an introduction to the performer himself. The singer introduces Lehrer as a creative genius with a beautiful baritone voice and twelve agile fingers. The introduction provides a brief background on Lehrer's academic career and his military service. The singer mentions Lehrer's vaudeville act of impersonating people with various diseases, particularly his memorable diphtheria imitation. Finally, the singer introduces the performer with the phrase "without further ado."


Through this introduction, Lehrer's comedic persona shines through. The absurd notion of "prolonging adolescence beyond all previous limits" and the Latin translation of "The Wizard of Oz" are humorous examples of Lehrer's wit. The mention of his vaudeville act and impression of a deadly disease show Lehrer's irreverent sense of humor. Ultimately, the introduction serves to set the tone for Lehrer's performance, establishing him as a clever and hilarious performer.


Line by Line Meaning

I should like to introduce now the featured artist of this evening's... ordeal.
I am about to introduce the main performer of tonight's show.


I'm sure that you will all agree without any hesitation that Tom Lehrer is the most brilliant creative genius that America has produced in almost 200 years,
Tom Lehrer is considered by many to be an incredibly talented and intelligent artist, perhaps one of the best America has had in two centuries.


so perhaps a few words of biographical background might not be amiss.
I will provide some biographical information to give context to his work.


Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone voice to be heard on an American stage since the memorable concert debut in 1835 of Millard Fillmore; endowed also with twelve incredibly agile fingers;
Tom Lehrer has an amazing singing voice and is an exceptional pianist.


Mr. Lehrer has had a long and varied career in the field of entertainment starting with nine years at Harvard University..., where it was that he first decided to devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific project – namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous limits.
Tom Lehrer has had a diverse career in show business, but it all started during his nine years at Harvard where he began exploring ways to extend youthful behavior and attitudes well into adulthood, which he has now become quite famous for.


Even before he came to Harvard, however, he was well known in academic circles for his masterly translation into Latin of 'The Wizard of Oz', which remains even today the standard Latin version of that work.
Before Harvard, Tom Lehrer was already well-respected in academic circles for his expert translation of 'The Wizard of Oz' to Latin, which is still used today as the standard translated version.


A few years ago he was inducted..., forcibly..., into the United States Army and spent most of his indenture in Washington as sort of Army liaison to the Office of Navel Contemplation. About his service record he is justifiably modest, but it is known that in a short time he rose to the rank of brigadier general.
Tom Lehrer was drafted into the army a few years ago and served in Washington as a liaison to an office. He is humble about his time in service, but he did manage to quickly become quite a high-ranking officer.


However, before he could acquire a tenure, he was discharged, and owing to nepotism and intrigue, he emerged with only the rank of specialist 3rd class, which was roughly equivalent to the rank of corporal without portfolio.
Unfortunately, Tom Lehrer was discharged from the army before he could have a permanent position, and he left with a low rank due to unfair politics and bias.


But to return to his career in show business: For several years he toured vaudeville theaters with an act consisting of impressions of people in the last throes of various diseases.
Tom Lehrer toured the vaudeville theater circuit for a while, performing impersonations of people with serious illnesses in their final stages.


I'm sure that many of you here tonight still recall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation.
I'm certain that some of you in the audience may remember his imitation of someone suffering from diphtheria, which was quite memorable and enjoyable.


He is generally acknowledged to be the dean of living American composers, and is currently working on a musical comedy based on the life of Adolf Hitler.
Tom Lehrer is considered one of the leading American composers alive today, and he's currently in the process of creating a musical comedy about Adolf Hitler.


Without further ado – Tom Lehrer:
And now, without any more delays or introductions, please welcome Tom Lehrer!


You'd be amazed at the money we save that way . . .
This line is not part of the introduction, but rather a humorous quip by Tom Lehrer at the end of his performance. It seems to imply that he saves money by skipping certain parts of his show or tour, possibly as an inside joke with his audience.




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